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Burgers. Ambitious ones. Fancy Oriental Beef with some American ground-up cattle mixed in there. Starting at five dollars and ninety-nine cents. https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/arbys-launches-its-first-ever-burger-made-with-premium-american-wagyu-beef-143018364.html

Used to be the other way around but Del Taco has really stepped up their game. Taco Bell doesn't have anything this good. The guacamole is fresh and delicious and the steak has nice flavor. https://deltaco.com/index.php?page=menu_items&category=tacos#

Commercials make it look boring. Why do people watch this crap?

Boy, I tell 'ya what, that stuff is good and you can sprinkle it on everything. Get you some or make sure you got some Old Bay.

Should I eat head cheese? Everything I know about head cheese I learned from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There is a sandwich on the dining room table that has head cheese in it. I'm thinking about having it for my Snackiepoo tonight. Is that wise or no?

I was 15 and it was my local neighborhood McDonald's which was a block and a half from my house. I remember the interview when I was asked about my greatest strengths. I was shy and modest and not able to give an answer. I got the job anyway. Two weeks later I got fired. They said my drawer was...

This crap is nuts. People have become such fragile snowflakes with some of their hissy fits escalating to violent stupidity. Isaiah Lee got his ass kicked by people who are paid to make people laugh. I guess we can laugh at Isaiah's face...

Anybody have this? A friend of mine has it and gave me a demo at his house. Pretty easy to figure out, I guess. Been wanting to cut the chord and get rid of my expensive DirecTV. Anybody here have YouTube TV? If so, how do you like it? Also, are there any features missing that you feel are needed?

Those guy are both Hollywood weirdos but it wasn't Bill Murray I saw go into Ralph's 15 minutes after closing time filling a shopping cart full of ****** bottles fast like he was a contestant on The Price Is Right. If they can't hug it out hopefully they're not too old to fuck it out. Marlon...

I'm assuming this Riley was some sorta bumbling lecherous Irish ***** who lived a charmed life. He was told over and over to make a right turn but took so many left turns it led him the right way to his pot of gold. BOOM! Life of Riley...

I'd probably hire Schlomo the Shyster before that character. He should try to be a professional instead of resembling a Starbucks Barista. His plugs are made of pubic hair too.

OK, if we are being honest with ourselves how many people really want to see Biden vs Trump 2? Be nice in America if we could do better than that. We're divided into tribes and we fling *** at each other on a daily basis not even knowing why. The more seasoned politicians that are more likely to...

I'm starting to think so. Not only do the use good meat but the cheese is very flavorful and creamy, the bun is always soft and fresh, and any vegetables are tasty and crisp. It's like a 1950s Diner-style Burger done right. The fries taste like wet toothpicks though.

Y'know I like surprises and consider myself a good sport. This 85 Degrees Celsius Bakery Shop is weird though. You take a pastry from the bag and have no idea if there is a sweet dessert filling inside or goddam Martian hot dogs from Mars. You know I've been in the dining room when you see a box...

Well, those darn things don't work too good. I went to a Jack In The Box yesterday. I got my Xtra Super Sized Cup then pressed a series of buttons until I got to the Dr Pepper. I filled up the cup with something that did look like Dr Pepper. When I took a ***** out of it I could taste...

There are all kinda new fangled Oreos in the supermarket now but I like the Original the best, even better than Double Stuff.

I like reading Yelp reviews from Carvel, Ralph's, and McDonald's. https://www.yelp.com/biz/carvel-los-angeles?sort_by=date_desc https://www.yelp.com/biz/ralphs-los-angeles-38?osq=Ralphs https://www.yelp.com/biz/mcdonalds-los-angeles-28?osq=McDonald%27s

Applebee's is so bad I decided to have Chinese Food in El Paso, Texas instead. The Chinese place was rated higher at 2 stars.

I've met a few people that haven't. Seems odd. Anybody here? I'm talking grade school through and beyond manhood.

I not only like to say, "I told you so!", but need to as I'm usually seen as the eccentric guy in the room with odd opinions and predictions.

Randy Orton here wondering if he could find 2 brown paper bags. Gotta have 2 in case the first one breaks.

I make it a point to miss douchebag ********* award shows. There were probably more people sitting in the auditorium tonight than viewers watching at home.

I may try to diversify my financial portfolio but I’m not diverse who I take advice from. Only listen to people who know the value of a dollar. That would be men since we work hard and earn our money.

I keep wondering who invented that thing. Sure is good. Musta been a long time ago. I wonder if it was one of those food inventions by necessity like Buffalo Wings. Whoever invented the Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich was the town hero for certain. I just ate a Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich...

Joey was giddy and orgasmic over it while Reviewbrah was clearly subdued being even more passive-aggressive than usual. If you have a coupon and can find someone to give you a ride to Burger King maybe try one of their new Whopper Melts. If you don't it's OK too. I probably won't but still might...

I nominate Mr Nice Guy, Willie Nelson. Everybody loves Willie.

Heck no! I spread myself out letting my junk air out and if you don't like it you can get out.

Just got wished a Happy New Year from my buddy next door. I will formally celebrate that in a month along with getting super-duper high on Hitler's birthday.

Don’t trim too much or go any less that a six with the clippers. Also, let the darn thing grow down to your Adam’s Apple like Jesus intended.

Looking at Ring Camera videos it's unbelievable how many people still don't lock their car doors. Criminals look for the path of least resistance so don't make it easy for them. There are some ****** entries but most gain entry by checking doors until they find an unlocked one. Do the simple...

Let's face it, most of the women on the news get hired because of their looks. They need to maintain marketability for the network to get a return on their investment. Most of these gals are more interesting when you press the mute button as looks are the only thing they have to offer. Should a...

My wife came back from the Walgreen’s with a big multi-pack so I took one pack and threw it in the truck. They are the mint ones.

Why does Pat have to be such a jerk? He's a game show host, not Bill O'Reilly. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/wheel-of-fortune-fans-stunned-after-pat-sajak-slams-contestant-most-pointless-story-ever-told-044303546.html

OK, I'll be the idiot. Who can teach a simpleton like me about Cryptocurrency? What is the reason to invest in Cryptocurrency? As an American wouldn't I rather strengthen my US Dollar instead of buying into Cryptocurrency? Lastly, what backs Cryptocurrency?

Before she was fat. She lost the weight but still kept her fat girl titties. She has every right to be proud of those brown bombers.

Bananas are my favorite fruit. They taste good and you don’t have to wash your hands before eating one.

I actually jump straight to right before the facial where the pace gets picked up. I get through a 30 minute scene in about 2 1/2 minutes.

Seems like a waste of energy. You could be multitasking while listening to the fella read the word stuffs.

Most **** seem like zombies these days so lucky they were able to avert another school shooting then arrest grampa. Look like a nice, kind grampa too. https://www.yahoo.com/news/6-old-brings-loaded-***-010431606.html

I do and would completely block her blubberous inquiries entirely if there were available and affordable technology.

Hmmmmmmmmm? Well did 'ya?

This is the place I go to get my Chili Burgers. Going there tonight as a matter of fact. Sure is good. https://www.lataco.com/big-tomys-chili-burger/

It was an accident and a tragic one. Obviously no one intended for that to happen. Alec Baldwin is involved directly. He is an actor and a producer of the film "Rust". Are there any legal people with crystal balls willing to give their opinion on possible civil consequences? I don't care about...

I'm just asking as I've never seen it. The commercials are a chore to get through. Looks like a celebration of fat, ugliness, and patience. Who is the target audience for this crap??? Was that Raj from What's Happening cuddling with his boyfriend?

Comparing all comics is apples and oranges so let's do apples and apples. My Five: Redd Foxx Richard Pryor Dave Chappelle Eddie Murphy Chris Rock

It has flowers in it. You like? It's popular in my neighborhood. Persian Pizza is good. It has hot dogs in it.

Maybe it's good. I was eating a Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich last night when I thought of it. I also thought about grilling my Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich. Later on I wondered if it would be good to take 2 pieces of French Toast then put Peanut Butter & Jelly in the middle then sprinkle...

I see her on the TV all the time and I think I might fuck her if she asked me nice enough. I vote "yes".

Smoke, mirrors, and Tommy's hair gel. https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/tommy-tallarico-steps-down-as-ceo-of-struggling-intellivision-reboot