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Happy Thanksgiving to all you fellow degenerate fucks especially the liars who claim to log in just for the articles. ***** on that, Slapnuts, and have a nice day the day after tomorrow. Not saving room for pie is now considered rude.

Random attacks from crazies like this are becoming the norm out here. https://www.yahoo.com/news/9-old-among-target-shoppers-155017943.html

Last month he was grinning so proud of himself that he memorized the day's liberal talking points. I go there yesterday and he's foaming at the mouth about a few occasions homeless people on the property catching him by surprise. I try to calm him down but he's like, "Fuck them!" I started...

I just realized that I have not been to an IHOP in this 21st century. If Olive Garden changed their name to IWOP I bet they would make better pancakes.

That how do it say on the computer. https://www.tmz.com/2022/11/14/gisele-bundchen-joaquim-valente-tom-brady-vacation-costa-rica/

The First Lady of California is Jane Doe #4. https://www.yahoo.com/news/gavin-newsom-wife-bursts-tears-203750196.html

Nope. Not me. My kitties stay indoors.

Once you start watching you can't stop. https://www.yahoo.com/news/anatomy-one-wildest-police-pursuits-221753178.html

I'll let you slobs decide. Sure is funny. I totally give directions like that.

Just when the world thought they were rid of this jackal... Bibi's back. https://www.yahoo.com/news/benjamin-netanyahu-wins-israeli-elections-211750232.html Let the hand wringing and deception begin...

I just got my truck from repair out of the dealer. I had a new battery put in. The new battery erased my memory and I could not pass the smog check. Truck runs perfect but take a look at this checklist they want me to go through to build back the memory to complete my smog check. I have to do it...

This seems like an incredible offer and even better than the past Five 20s Bring The Honeys promotion.

He seems like the male Rosie O'Donnell who once was thought of as the Queen Of Nice. The bum got 86'd for being a "tiny cretin of a man". https://www.yahoo.com/news/james-corden-******-nyc-restaurant-220241672.html

There are still serial killers out there and this guy ****** 6 people. Looks like he was caught while he "was out hunting". https://apnews.com/article/crime-shootings-arrests-california-stockton-4f7cd8dc06d50eab1035613249c282a2

I have a need for that word but that word sounds so strange coming out of my mouth. Is there a better word to replace it with? Words have weight so get out your scales.

LECHUGA!!!

Her deal is she doesn't want to deal in the Democratic Party anymore. https://www.yahoo.com/news/tulsi-gabbard-leaving-democratic-party-woke-warmongers-video-134355523.html

Her amigos sat by and didn't say **** during her rambling. Now they get caught and everyone shows remorse. What's Spanish for "Bullshit"? Mike Bonin is a bitch though. Only bums like him. "The Blacks" too according to Ms Martinez...

I'm still a ways from buying an electric car. I'm looking for a new truck but it will run on gas. I am considering a twin-turbo six cylinder as an alternative to an eight cylinder but I just don't have the confidence in electric cars yet. Where do you charge them? How much is the charging? How...

Is he some sorta secret psychopath? I don't trust religious fanatics even if I were to agree with their politics. They never seem to resemble any of Jesus' teachings in the long run. https://www.yahoo.com/news/herschel-walkers-***-unleashes-him-040142385.html

I have a 2014 GMC Sierra Z71 SLT. Nice truck but I just got hit with a large enough repair bill that I'm seriously thinking of getting a new vehicle within the next 2 years. I want to time things right. I'm a little pissed paying my repair bill but I don't think today or this week is a good time...

You ever go meet a gal you’ve masturbated so much to you’ve rubbed yourself down to the last layer of skin on your wiener and when you finally see her she’s completely rude and a total disappointment and you find yourself unable to pleasure yourself to her ever again?

I like making fun of people on both sides of the fence. As someone from the more Conservative Wing of this Pornographic Movie Theater I thought I would offer up some right-wing kooks. Starting with Dog The Bounty Hunter. He's starting to looking like a melting Snickers Bar. Check his face from...

Seems like everything has been going up in price but every once in awhile you can catch a break. Meat has soared in price but our local Korean BBQ still has the same dog-eared menu on the board since before the pandemic and it has the same price on it, $25.95 per person. Most other places of the...

I just looked up the definition and I figured I am about 1/3 Neckbeard. I am not socially inept but I am overweight and have a poorly ******* beard underneath my shaved bald head which makes me pretty much physically unappealing as a whole. I like to surf the net but am far away from having an...

You may end up with a better place then you had before. If you feel like You Might be getting evicted then just ****** more tenants so they allow you to live there longer.

Watching the movie Rocky and when Mickey calls Sly a "Bum" he reacts worse than if the entire crowd chanted the N-Word at Apollo. In all fairness Apollo Creed is played by Carl Weathers...

It's really easy at the DMV now as long as you have an appointment. I need that Real ID to fly and glad I got it. I was in and out of the Santa Monica location DMV in 20 minutes. Record time. I dealt with 5 desk employees and one female security guard and everybody was nice and friendly. I...

For me it's gotta be "Handsome Man Discount". I got a 10% discount from Burger King three days ago probably just by making pleasant eye contact with the cash register ******* ***** lady. Next time I'm gonna fluff up my peacock in the parking lot before going in and get 25% off.

Lemon Drop used to bronze my dick after I pulled it out of her butt. I imagine this is different. I just noticed it. What gives, fuckos???

I haven't seen a face that bad since Carly Fiorina. Eat your Wheaties and get some lead back in your golf pencils, New York... Put a fella back in charge. What'sa matta wit yoo?

I remember as a *** sitting around and occasionally some old person would chuckle then go, "Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife of Riley!" To this day I have no idea who I was compared to.

I ***** with this gal called Rita who I called Rim Job Rita. When other fellas did the same as me with no rim job people started talking... a lot, wondering why they didn't get rimmed too. Well, I made it all up and there was no rim job even if I did use Rita's vagina for wiener storage. That...

... it was good as new like it was freshly made! The beef patty in the Quarter Pounder is juicy and OK in the microwave for a short time. I kept the Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese in the box and also in the brown bag when I threw it in the microwave. I do that hoping it absorbs any steam...

The look of predatory lust wanting to sink her fangs into any wiener within an arms reach will get her and her friends tossed from the club.

How does he not get his ass kicked on a fairly consistent basis?

Yeah. No ****. I think they got all ours' closed down in LA by 1983. Obviously there's no one to complain about a restaurant named Sambo's if you've ever been to Santa Barbara. Me and the wife ate Breakfast at a great place called Chad's. Went back to the hotel and the desk lady gave the...

It’s 2:45 AM and I have my usual insomnia so I’m standing in the kitchen. A little while before I was looking for something sweet to eat. I saw there was Vanilla Ice Cream in the freezer. OK, fine, but just Vanilla Ice Cream is a little boring, right? So I went and looked in the cupboard and saw...

If you were stranded on a desert island what 5 snackiepoos would you want to be able to have? My 5 Snackiepoos: Beef Jerky Lay's BBQ Potato Chips Oreos Chocolate Chip Cookies Doritos

Hard to believe. He's in severe condition. https://www.yahoo.com/news/japan-ex-leader-abe-reportedly-031004756.html

OK, we're not saving the world here. Name something you would like invented that would improve your lifestyle? I wish there was some sort of mold press so you could take those tiny bars of soap in the shower, press them together with some sorta contraption, and when you open it up you have a...

I know I’m jumping the *** a little bit but I just came home with two ounces of weed and managed to snag a new XBOX Series X from Best Buy. Yipee! Happy 4th everyone!

I may be the worst reader here. If I can't sit on the toilet and finish something before my feet fall ****** it ain't worth reading.

... But the bad news is there's 240 of them sumbitches to burn off. Sorry 'bout your damn luck. Case dismissed" https://www.yahoo.com/news/ghislaine-maxwell-sentenced-20-years-prison-epstein-183414454.html

Oftentimes when people are racists they try to keep it quiet and low key. But why is it that some people act so boldly almost bragging about hating the entire human race?

I certainly am. When you raise prices and allow your employees to be rude to the customers customers examine other options. I hope they put as much automation and robotic stuffs in McDonald's restaurants and ship all the scumbag employees away. It's people that are the problem and they can be...

Even Kenny Rogers' corpse is laughing at that one.

I'm going with Popeye's on this one. Less powdery and more buttery. I really like that Popeye's Gravy on my Biscuits.

I already have Resident Evil Village and Grid Legends. Looking to get more games. Bought an official remote and two-slot controller charger. What are you guys doing to expand your storage? I guess I need to get an SSD for the PS5 games but can put PS4 games on HDD. If I am wrong please let me...