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Goddamit Roughneck THANK YOU. It's about time in this thread that somebody finally came out with the truth about the big government republicans. They want your 4.0 GPA just like the democrats. The only difference is they don't want to equally distribute your 4.0 to those with a lesser GPA...

I've been called a jerk off many times, but never caught.

Must be. After all, an astonishing SIX people have commented on the show.

Can you say "Valtrex"?

I wouldn't say slack jawed troglodytism is the "American way" either. And we certainly don't party and carry on our day at the beach amid dead bodies no matter what the ethnicity of said bloated, rigormortized, festering bodies laying mere meters away. We call someone to haul of the corpses...

They should have tasered his ass! :violent: I knew a girl who got pulled over and registered almost .3. She was about 105 lbs (hot!) and the cops wondered how the hell she seemed so functional and completely coherent. That is until they found all the ******* in her pocket.

As much as I think he's a fruitcake, Timberlake did a great job with the ESPYs. The fake press conferences were hilarious.

Does either video show Kim or Paris ******** ****? If so, I'll watch.

thrilling topic.

I don't think there's anything wrong with you, you can prefer any type you want. Your affinity for the Detroit Red Wings? Now that's a fuckin' problem. You need your fucking head examined.

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You should definitely buy the penis pump, paint a little brown ring around it, and cum in it. Voila! You **** all three birds with one stone.

It's not because of any of that. It's because of an unfortunate little thing known as "sexual harassment". And by today's idiotic standards, that plump little piece of Asian goodness could fuck up his whole day just by telling someone in HR that he asked her out. I didn't make the rules, I...

I've seen you and my only question is How much did you have to pay her? Fuckin' spam.

I guess we are far enough removed from 9/11 that police bashing is now back in vogue. To which I say, 99% of the time....Good.

Kardashian vs Hilton: Who's the bigger trust fund piece of ****? Inquiring minds...don't give a fuck.

I think his name is actually Wesley Pipes Love the subtle use of xxx in the word tax, Facetious. Clever :thumbsup:

Ask her out every day, suggest a little "anal" in the supply closet, tell the receptionist she looks hot, pinch her ass and call her "toots", tell the boss it is likely you could kick his ass, take a bite out of each and every persons' lunch that is in the break room refrigerator, send porn to...

Carol Channing all day long. There's still enough asshole there left to fuck. Dick, you're awesome.

Some people are losing their jobs, some are finding it impossible to make mortgage payments, some people have a gravely ill ****** member, and some people are just struggling to feed their famiy and keep their **** out of trouble. But wow buddy, you've got serious problems. Falling ******...

Michael Houser

Put in her ass.

I love the rhetoric "wages are going down"? Yeah, the sky is falling, cats and dogs are living together, stock market investing is evil, whoa is me, boo hoo hoo.

To summarize the Professor: Karl Rove is a godless ***** ******** in desperate need of a meeting with the business end of a steamroller. If I ever saw that motherfucker crossing the street, my aim would be true and my right foot heavy.

That's the point Friday, he's not my ******* or someone else which is exactly why I say fuck this guy who was dumb enough to take an industrial power tool to his head. He was obviously bat **** crazy, over-reactive, and down right rude to whomever ended up having to clean the place.

1 hour for every guy she's been with in the past week before you.

Who gives a fuck about your lame ass, entry level dime a dozen job. I'd say do it, fuck that motherfuckin' hot ass cougar and for christ sakes make sure you go ass-to-mouth with her. They fucking love that. After all, you've been working out, how the hell is this cum-starved, pre-menopausal...

There's three things you just don't do. You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't swoop The Avalanche, and you certainly don't cum into the wind. And, oh yeah, Charlie don't surf.

So the baby's name is Jesus (pronounced 'hey-zuess')? Well, it is a latin name.

There ain't nothing fat about Amy Reid, that body is Smokin'. Is it just me though, or does she appear to be somewhat of a 'Butterface'?

Is this the one where she's ******** ****? That's about all I'd want to see this fat ass skank do.

This has happened only one other time in history. In Texas back in the 70s a man went on a rampage ******* a bunch of people with a chainsaw before finally ******* himself with it. Man, what a massacre.

Titsrock your plan has a lot of "mandates" and not much support of a free market, which will sort this all out. So what if we run out of oil, we'll use something else. Necessity is the ****** of invention. So go on and write me up for 125, post my face wanted dead or alive Take my license...

You can't knock the public at large for paying for something that entertains them. Sports celebrate life, the spirit, the competition, the joy, the sadness, the triumph, and the learning. Now if you want to rail on the public for spending money on **** then go after those motherfuckers who...

Gee, an election year AND the long awaited ultimatum from Iraq. What a coincidence.

Ah, hold on now. Homosexuality is a genetic trait some people are born with and we cannot condemn someone for following through on their basic instincts. Religion, on the other hand, is a sick, twisted perversion that some people CHOOSE to embrace. But neither should be on a license plate...

pictures don't mean **** anyway, post a fuckin' video.

I kinda like Bree Olsen. She's a whore and she celebrates and embraces that fact whole heartedly.

Wow, ****'s gonna pissed if they find out he was fed steroids to "beef him up."

Sure, I'd even suck her dick.

Yes.

When you can find a way to have about 20 million people watch you help developmentally disabled ********, teach 6th grade, insert low paying job here, every Sunday and then have about 150 million people watch you do it on the first February of every year, you'll make a hell of alot more money.

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It'll definitely pass. South Carolina is one fucked up, god loving, broke ass state. They'd get on their knees and suck the bible's dick if it asked them to.

I'd ask her when the hell is "take your *** to work day".

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8325136?MSNHPHMA This is justice. Nice.

Would you have sex with a shemale?

Other than a few of the hot chicks, it looks like a homo/tranny circus.

Is there a Motel 6 near your place of work?

Tonight I shall toss my girlfriend's tackle box.