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Yes I am alive Arti! And posting happily for now. Gotta watch how much time I spend on the computer though, lest it go way up! Hope you are well, my friend!

^ Like those two. The second has been asked for many times before, though, and is not likely to change. I would appreciate a small increase in the time allotted to edit posts, though, as it often takes me more time than allotted to edit and get it right. Of course, however, this could be...

My ears are ring-ting-tinging!!! ;) :tongue: Ain't that the truth. We've lost quite a few at least partially because of unchecked combative members. Chef, this idea, particularly the idea of voting in members to a certain section or allowing access with a certain post count would be somewhat...

You read them all? I'm honored. Love you lots! :lovecoupl

Doing good mate, just getting back into the swing of things on here. :)

Yeah, that's Baby Selwyn, my favorite character from my favorite movie, "Dead Alive" ("Braindead").

I agree with Chef. Rick Rolling isn't funny at all. But I guess that's what you do when you're a newb who hasn't contributed jack **** with his 46 posts except break the board rules by spouting a bunch of inane internet speak and insulting people. Glad I read the thread before clicking on the link.

How was she able to *** on her neighbor's porch? Through the udders? lol

I do find this very funny, as it appears to be the doodlings and musings of none other than a madman! :1orglaugh

I've only seen his Bush and his Madden. I think the Madden is terrific, but his Bush is perhaps a little too hairy for my liking. Just personal preference is all.

A very worthy thread to resurrect. :hatsoff: On a side note, that woman in the first story should be proud. I have never seen a cow with such beautiful markings.

Ahem.. I'll leave the rest to the site.. What's this mean? You didn't write it? What site did you get it from? It was great, whether you wrote it or not.

Thanks Torre. Hell, I know you're just joshing me, but you know as well as I do, you'll come across most if not all of that stuff just from what some of us jerrymanderers post up here on Freeones to try and shock each other!

I don't see how this is really that disgusting. Certainly compared to a lot of the shock value stuff folks have posted on here, this is mild. I think it is more funny than anything. We must have a lot of novices on this thread. He's extremely fat and hairy and has food on him. Ooooh.... I have...

Sorry, the pics and video are only available on my site, dickeydelights.com! But for you, I can probably work something out. Just a little wary of sending my obscenities through the mail what with all this hubbub over the Max Hardcore case!

I usually listen to Little Things by Bush while I get the tweezers out. Actually no music while wanking only during sex and then only very rarely.

That was exactly what I was saying yesterday, except with "White Sox" replaced with "Brewers"! LOL We can rejoice together in the Cubs' futility! (Sorry Cubs fans) Of course now the Cubs futility is all I've got with the Brew Crew losing today. :( Really neat solo dinger by Fielder though...

Just mostly changed my habits, not on the computer as much anymore. It was the move that caused the change though, in an indirect way, since that is exactly when it happened. :)

Macho Man was much more fun to watch, plus he was a ***** league baseball player before he became a wrestler, so he's my favorite of the two. Of course Hogan oils up his ******** pretty well. In fact, just the way I would have done in that situation. Of course, I'm not her ******.......

I remember my days dating a buxom young female astronomer. The date went horribly wrong when I asked her, "Can I look at Uranus?" Turns out she thought I was an idiot for not knowing it wasn't visible at that particular time.

Damn, it was supposed to be a surprise that Becks and I were finally tying the knot!

I would do a "Freaks of Cock" scene with Gianna Michaels, but she would be one with the cock, because my wiener currently has too many needles in it, and I don't have a huge ******* dong to replace it with. No, I'm just joshing you.....I do have a huge ******* dong, currently on loan from Chef.

Beat me to it by a year and a half. :) But really I do. I can send you some of my footage, or you can search for scenes from Marcia Gay Hardon. I've got the round ass, bountiful bosoms and yes, a quite servicable todger, to boot!

Well, to Becks' credit, she did not point me to this picture, but it seems I have now come across it myself!!! I can't think of any reason why anyone would do that unless they liked it perhaps? Or maybe if someone was gonna **** them if they didn't do it? I dunno...sicky sicky

MP, I do see anti-US bias in that article about Iraq. It certainly could have been written and headlined in a more responsible way I think. However, I wouldn't go so far as to reach some of the conclusions that you have. I think like calpoon said, the media is biased by it's sources of income...

I agree with you. But, I think the problem is that this board does not accurately reflect the will of this country. So many people in the US are smug, apathetic or just wouldn't know what to do or lack the organization to do anything about changing the government for the better. Still more are...

While I do **** to see Max convicted based on an arbitrary view of what "obscenity" is, it makes me think a little bit. Aren't very many of the laws in this land just basically arbitrary? Who says I can't drive faster than the speed limit? I don't think it is unsafe. Who says my **** have to be...

Don't speak of my ***, Selwyn that way....lol And where did you see my signature??? I don't hardly post anymore! lol Glad you like the avy and sig, they were made for me by LadyLove, a fine member, unfortunately late of this board.

I've been on FO two straight days now, which is a positive indication. Those words, sentences and paragraphs you speak of may be coming soon. And reading about Chef's dented avacados only sweetens the deal.

LOL Real life is good. Been doing a lot of ****** stuff lately with my in-laws out here. I think I like them more than my own ******. A lot more close knit.

Yeah, saw when the Dolphins had that big win over the Pats. Granted without Brady, but my Jets couldn't get that done the week before. Things are good here. Becks' ****** here in WI is a lot more close knit than mine was in NJ. It's actually a great thing. Weather's getting cold, but we're ready!

I'm just happy the Brewers won tonight. They did a lot of the same things offensively that caused them to lose the first two (and many other games), but they had good pitching tonight from Bush and the bullpen. (Torres possibly excepted in his save.) Oh, and I haven't commented yet on this...

Hey! Everything is good here. Having a busy weekend with ******. And yes, we're all hoping our wallets won't end up too empty!!!

There are a number of them and they know who they are. I guess the answer would have to be Becks though. If it wasn't then there would be something wrong.

The smartest is the one who realizes there are twice as many pieces of ass out there as long as you don't mind the look of swingin' testes.

Exactly what I was thinking. I've been hot for this chick since the first commercial I saw. Not great, but still good.

I once was delivering a pizza to Zsa Zsa Gabor, and since she seems like kind of an "old school" chick, I decided to sport spats and a dickey for my delivery. Well, it turns out I opened the front door to discover the lovely lady in the act of coitus with her delicious husband, Prince von...

This is ridiculous, I agree. Sounds like one of those made-up stories about how things are done in Washington. Sad that it is true.

This is the best I could do: Here is a picture of my ****** in consort with none other than the Dalai Lama!!!!

Poor guy. I can't figure out how he got his hands through the sleeves of his shirt.

Just glad he went back and borrowed my quote! :lovecoupl Who will get the meat next? Angelina or Mariana....or me! And will it come from beau or bodie? Tune in and find out. Lovin' this thread!!!

Just wanted to say hi to a number of my friends while I happened to be on here tonight. Hope everything is well with you.

I'm not around much anymore, but I wanted to to drop in on some of my friends and say hi, while I was here. Hope you have been well.

Hope you have been well, my friend. Just stopping in to say hi!

Well, you know it's funny. I miss my friends here much more than I even miss posting on the board. Wanted to reach out to a bunch of you and let you know I didn't forget the friendship and comradery. Some of you have been terrific friends and didn't want anyone to think I forgot that.

I agree with you. These are serious sex crimes, probably even made worse than the norm by the position of authority which the sheriff held over these women. I hope the trial and potential sentencing are taken more seriously than the amount set on the bail. Does seem low to me.

I'm actually not even working yet. Just am not on the computer very much. I've been reading a lot and watching movies. It's hard for me to get into the board again. I like all you folks and even miss the board, but when I get here, I never feel like typing. Just one of those things...lol But...

I happen to know that Chef's dick is in perfect working order...... And to save face, I'll say it's secondhand information.

Let's give her a break folks! Maybe the bumps are some form of braille?

Bravo! That was very very funny! I forget the codes for the smileys!!!!! Oh wait! :1orglaugh: lol Good post above by galactic as well.