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That would make an absolutely PERFECT gag gift to some of my friends here on the forum.... :D

Reminds me of the time I had all of my very smallest dildos stolen when I was away at the seminary. They just seemed to have no interest in the big ones. :dunno:

Hold the phone! I think I've found what we were all looking for:

I swore I wouldn't pop a boner on here tonight, but that description was just too much!

Just because I indulge in a love of my fellow man, that makes me 50% of a man myself?!? :rolleyes: We'll just see what kind of gift you find under your ballsack this Christmas.... :tongue: BTW...Welcome Trinidad Gyrl!!! :wave:

A sad symptom of them being underrated. ;)

Randomly bring up in conversation that you read about a new "scare involving breast implants". Gauge her reaction, and decide accordingly. Tell her you are looking to get "nut implant surgery" and ask if she could recommend a doctor. Ask her, "If I said your chest was fake, would you hold it...

YES!!! That is awesome! I can just picture her fuming at her computer while reading that email! As someone mentioned before, she doesn't want to be with you, but she doesn't want you with anyone else either. Just a control freak. Now if you want to end the shenanigans, change your password and...

Same here, word for word. :D Seriously, I've been known to plunge the pooper. Not with Becks though. Uh-uh. She would rather not. I would just always wear a condom so I didn't get any rotten squash directly on my diggler. Always gotta lube it up and finger first too, IMO.

More underrated bands IMO: Die Krupps (at least in the US, not sure about Europe) TRUSTcompany BigWig Drain STH Semisonic The Rentals

Well, if he is making threats of ******* you, that would be enough to ******* his parole at the very least if not open up new charges. The problem would be that your ****** would probably not testify against him to verify these claims. It might not be a bad idea to record conversations with your...

Ah, you are correct, good Doctor! And let me just tell you, the day I found out that "dim sum" was not something to do with a calculator low on batteries, I found myself in a whole new world!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: I have only seen Oldboy and liked it a lot. Didn't even know it was part of a series. (Adds two to my "To See" list) :) Liked this one a bunch. A few of my picks: Dancer in the Dark starring Bjork - kind of a "love it or **** it" flick California Highway Patrol's Red...

It's the toughest thing to tell you to do, but I have to agree with what LBP said. Your ****** needs to change and you can't get her to change unless she wants to. Somehow take out this guy and she will find another like him if that is what she wants. If you can help your ****** out of this...

If it was in everyday conversation I would either say pussy or vag. Unless I was describing something in porn to someone, then I might say cunt. In the bedroom I have always said and will always say pussy, or very rarely, vagina. If I'm watching porn, pussy is usually the preferred, but...

Yeah, Jim Bob, saw some racist chickens bashing Obama out at the McCain rally today. Yeah, who's were they? I dunno, but about half the county is scrambling to sell their farms just to get them! I title that satire......"I Love my Sheep"

I don't think I'd be able to eat that with him looking at me and everything. :)

Went to McDonald's today, punched 3 people in the face for no reason. All of them men. That's because I'm a fucking class act. :D

Looks like there is plenty of milk left in that mammary!

I'm with you. Whatever lines could be set up on my dick would no doubt be less than a satisfying amount for the true conoisseur....

If anyone ever asks my "humble" opinion of what we need more of on Freeones, I will send them directly to this thread! :1orglaugh

What, you think assclowns can't be respected? Pshaw! Nah, you're funny, I think a lot of people respect you. Not all, but a lot. :D

LOL something tells me there's a new animated series in the works...

:thumbsup: also underrated IMO: Social Distortion Garbage They've had success, but they fall in line with the definition calpoon was mentioning. Underrated "Please **** my Musical Taste" Picks: Jack Off Jill Insane Clown Posse Hole Murderdolls I understand why these bands never do or did as...

Favorite Brunette: gunslingingbird Favorite Redhead: bodie54 Favorite Blonde: ChefChiTown But do the carpets match the drapes? I guess we'll have to see just how far they went!!!

Hell yeah, I agree with this idea. I think it would help a lot. Maybe even an exception can be made perhaps for the ID section?

I would say none of the above. My vote would go to The Rock, as he could do it just by jumping.

I will have two of every ******....

I can't help it!!!! I have trouble finding the option to remove a girl from your favorites....so, I figured if I ****** her, maybe they would remove her from Freeones....of course that didn't work. What a tragic waste.

Yes, I actually have had great trouble ever since the official language of the board became English.

You're not counting the shemales. But they wouldn't need a strap on. Save 20 bucks every time that way. ;)

LOL lololol Ever notice how some religious people speak in this weird type of way? What's wrong with saying, "Let her be happy in heaven?" Doesn't have the same ring to it I guess.

Doesn't matter much to me, but I don't think she will do it.

^ Andy Rooney is hot. (His segments are especially a boon nowadays when there are fewer and fewer parts of 60 Minutes I can masturbate to.) Lewis Black? I can take him or leave him. I would say he is a very average comic.

I like the arrows in the picture to demonstrate in which direction the ***** is being applied. Very friendly to those who are novices at either fucking or suction cups (or both). Not a big shower sex fan. Only done it twice. Plus I like to keep track of where my semen goes, and once it is down...

My first reply on this thread, so I thought I would cherry-pick a little: Fuckin' A man! At his age, yes I would say he should do that. BUT, always keep your eyes open for the one that could be the right one. The one that understands and loves your personality and emotional make-up. Then drop...

I don't think being told you're cute or funny is such a bad thing. I've had a number of girls tell me that and later ended up in relationships or sex with them. It all depends on what a girl is looking for. If she's looking for someone who treats her like ****, then yeah, being cute or funny may...

Cool article, miniD! I am always amazed at deep sea life. Earth's last unexplored frontier.

Anyone can correct me if I am wrong, but I think that would fall under the category either of a "gartered slip" or a "gartered chemise". Most chemises are shorter than that, though, and only go to the waist. It's even almost like a gartered girdle or shaper, though those tend to be more for...

I understand bro. I just **** the Yanks soooo much (and therefore kinda like the Red Sox) that I had to make the comparison. I root for the Red Sox sometimes because I know it will destroy the Yankee fans to see them win. ;) To tell you the truth, I agree with you about a possible salary cap...

I think something's missing.... Ahhh, there it is. ;) Sorry for putting words in your mouth, bro. Welcome to the board. :hatsoff:

I can't understand all the hatred for the Red Sox, when the Yankees did the very same thing much more effectively for much longer. Is there really any evidence of a Yankees type of dynasty developing here? Dozens of championships over many decades? The Red Sox sucked for so long, let them have...

Chef is right that there is a spin in this story, but there a grain of truth to the spin as well. I think the case is that mentally unstable people are just one properly (or improperly, as the case may be) placed trigger away from these type of drastic actions. The way I break it down is this...

Personally, I couldn't have a serious relationship with this woman. To have fun and just date casually and have sex, that's fine. But I would see it as compromising your values to enter into anything that might lead to marriage or a committed relationship. It's one thing to respect one's...

Yes, they do have seagulls in some parts of Alaska at least, but that's besides the point. You're absolutely right. As Funkwerkz touched on, some idiot has made a crude attempt to somehow tie this in with the hubbub around Sarah Palin and the election. Wasilla, Alaska is the town she comes from...

Great stuff all, but especially loved the above article on the Ig Nobel Prizes. Always get a kick out of those!

Of course Becks has already related the answer to this query for the two of us, but I thought I would share an experience of mine. One time I had ordered a pie with anchovies that arrived an hour late. To compensate, the generous delivery driver offered me free sausage, but since it was a...

If you like British rock, you'll like Oasis. If you like American rock, you'll not care for them as much. That's how I see it. I like one or two Oasis songs (and I am slightly ashamed to say that), but they are really not that good in my opinion. But I can see how they appeal to some.