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I somehow ended up with 3 electric razors. Two Norelcos and a Remington. I've had the Remington for 8 years, though I don't use it much anymore. One Norelco I inherited from my late uncle and is 5 years old. The other is 2 years old. I've never changed anything on any of them and they work fine...

Oh, I don't think it would take very much money for me at all. I happen to know there are a few members on here that would do it in return for the reach-around during the act.

There's a couple of pornstar email addresses on this site: www.Brutalcbt.com :thumbsup:

All I see is balls!!! Do they swing when you walk? http://www.filariasis.org.uk/graphics/swollen_scrotum.jpg

Until this thread, I had only known it as "Fuck the World".

Well, I was present when I started flaming, a fire which is still uncontained ever burning in my loins.... Yeah, I've seen a handful of fires. In fact, on a couple of occasions, I saw the "breaking story" on the TV news and drove over to check them out.

That's why I always stick my hand down their pants first when we're getting intimate for the first time. If the fingers come up stinky, I won't go all the way and won't call her again.

Yeah, um...he was being sarcastic. :thumbsup:

"The Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand. Just about done. Next will be a re-reading of my uncut version of Stephen King's "The Stand".

I trim, but not for cosmetic purposes. I find it's easier to locate and pop my herpes that way. ;)

If I owned a barbershop, I would offer an anal bleaching service.

Don't like tats and piercings on pornstars, but I like them on girls in real life. I don't quite know why either.

Seems to me to be the right move in arresting her. Whether or not they can prove ******, this will at least give a jury a chance to hold her to charges of ***** or otherwise contributing to the death of her youngster. Good that she got no bail this time. Last time they let her out for 500,000...

Thank you for the congratulations on your stop-in, buddy! Hope everything is good with you and I still miss you being around here.

Don't complain folks!! Remember spiders are our friends:

Sukmi Wang

Interesting to see you say that. Then also obviously, wouldn't the people who insult others' posts without knowing anything about them be generally too ignorant to have their minds changed as well? :hatsoff:

I would guess most people who think that a guy should let the girl jerk him off to orgasm have either never had a hand job, or never had to cum on command at a certain time.

I agree with those of you who say this is stupid. As mentioned, they'll find another way to do it. As for cleaning it up, Chef, if they land in the water, and maybe even disintegrate somewhat on impact, there's likely not much clean up. The fishies will take care of that. But yeah, missing...

Damn! I was hoping for pictures of semi-digested body parts. I guess I was too hopeful. As for my take, I guess the smart folks would not vacation to and go fishing in an area populated by large crocodiles.

I like heels, but not bare feet. I also don't care for flip flops or sandals.

;) Me too! (Sorry legz for the little bit of suggestive quoting. :))

I thought they only recruited younger people into the armed ******? Must be looking for more people.

I like when they say, "It appears that the third baseman and the catcher are reaching a level of intimacy previously unexplored in the anals of Major League Baseball!"

I love gothic girls too. I just think they are so hot. I found that a couple of them were real head cases though. Not that there weren't good times of course. In fact, I once convinced a gothic girl that I was seeing at the time not to **** herself! Turns out she didn't totally abandon the idea...

I'm still waiting for Richard Simmons' "Fucking to the Oldies". :dunno: Unfortunately, I'm the only financial backer...dig deep for your friend senob, my friends!!!

Favorite sexual position? I would say Left Out.

There but for the grace of God go I. This thread makes me ashamed to be a man, not to mention giving me the heebie-jeebies!

I think it's a pretty funny show. Never watched any first-aired episodes, have just seen it in re-runs. I was actually first attracted to the show by hearing the theme song, "Men men men men manly men men men..." :rofl2: I just made meself laugh! (Though some of you think I am funny, I rarely...

Yeah...I don't know the names of any NFL cheerleaders. Nor am I interested in learning any of them. :dunno:

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Who would I fuck every single day? I suppose Becks would be as good an answer as anybody. But really I don't want to fuck every single day. Sometimes I'm tired and I've got things to do. Seriously. Maybe when I was a teenager I wanted to fuck every...

I would say the biggest tease on the net is all those banner adds that say something along the lines of "Click here to claim your FREE I-Phone!!!".

Knew somebody would eventually drag out the race card!!! The next time I hear someone bashing country music, I'll do the same! :1orglaugh just :rofl2: What's your stage name? Edumacated Diddy? I'll remember your name! If you ever get famous, I'll buy you a ****! Deal?

It was a county position, but technically it was a temp position even though I was there over a year. Because it was a temp position is why I didn't get paid for holidays.

Is this the deck that features myself fucking Dame Edna on the Ace of Spades? I never did get to see how that picture turned out. :dunno:

So the reason you didn't bump up one of those instead of starting a new one is why again?

LOL That's a good measuring stick!

Very nice! But we still need one with shemales!!!

That's Jelena Jensen in my avy.

Just realized I didn't comment on the original subject of the thread, and it was too late to edit. Chef, that conversation with the chick at the post office was awesome!! You're kind of lucky though, that she had ordered from "Convergence". I was thinking right from the start that she must have...

I think Chef's morality is very honorable. I wish I could have kept my sexuality to those standards. Unfortunately I was a real head case for a number of years and searched in vain to gain a cure to my loneliness through sex. I'm lucky things ended up how they did. And what do I have now to show...

Thanks, my friend! The only flavored tootsie rolls that I liked other than chocolate were the vanilla ones. I thought those were good, but the others, I agree not so good. Exactly!!! You've got me pegged there! I hated stuff with cherries in the middle! Make it either solid chocolate or...

hey bro! good to hear from you. I've recently made a comeback to posting on here again. It's not the same as it once was of course, but there's still a bunch of good folks around. Hope to see you on more whenever you can and want to. :)

I'd like to sear her boneless breasts, stick her head in the oven and ram that rump roast in there. And I'm not even a Chef!!!

If I was RFK Jr., I would have suavely replied, "I don't know Matt, want me to go dig him up?" :thumbsup:

Well, in some parts of the world, it is nearing that time of year again! Time for Halloween and countless trick-or-treaters greedily filling up their bags and baskets at your door! It's hard to figure out what **** like nowadays, so I figured I would offer to my Freeones brethren some...

Definitely Erin Avery for me. No interest in XOXO Leah.

My last job gave me off for Federal holidays, but I didn't get paid for them.

You only get it off on Federal holidays? Damn, get wanking my friend!!!

I have no problem with it myself. I especially enjoy pink roast beef sandwiches.