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Maybe he shouldn't bother with TX either. He's going to win the border counties and Austin, but outside those areas it's all red meat YUM!! I'm off for a steak!! And while we're at it, the coal states are probably lost too (VA, WV, PA, KY) after his pronouncement of: "If they want to build...

Kiss it!! KEEEEEEEESSSSSS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!! Happy b-day! :tongue:

Well..... how can you say no to God this way? :stir:

Thanks for rep, but that mugger got what he deserved and it was funny too

This is not a "birther" issue. The folks at Breitbar do believe he was born in Hawaii. The question is, how come a mistake of that magnitude was not cleared up until 2007. Did Obama lie about being born in Kenya for some reason or did his publisher mistakingly assume he was born in Kenya...

I had to post this one!

Robbery fail Should have put this one in the Darwin awards thread

I feel weird when I drive without a seatbelt. That said, the law does seem intrusive. I'm old enough to remember riding in a car without having to wear a seatbelt, heck, when the "click it or ticket" law was ****** here in the States, I'd only wear it while here, but as soon as we went back to...

Too close! Just needed one spark

I see your twofer and raise you a threefer...

Oh, ****!! They're taking over!!!

waking up a thread from 2003?

You call it "what VV did this weekend". He seems to be the Jigsaw of penises.

:yesyes:

For me it is: "That picture of Sophie Dee marks the first time I've seen her dressed." I couldn't recognize her with clothes on!!

^ Too many letters!! Like donuts, that's what we eat here in America. What do you guys eat in Europe? The way you all spell it makes me think it means dognuts?

Yes on both counts.... :stir: J/K on the pres. one, since he cannot run again, but I do like some fur down there, otherwise I feel like I'm watching a little girl's pussy. :nono:

I guess Europeans don't get this kind of humor..... or is it humur? Humerus? Humour? Something like that.

^ For a while I thought it was an episode of Deadliest Warrior, but in Deadliest Warrior they pitted a ninja against a Spartan. SPOILER ALERT!!!:

FYI, Corpus Christi, TX has some real nice beaches, you know, just in case you're looking for a place to host the next MissFreeones party. Plus, Houston and San Antonio aren't that far away. Or fuck it, go to the Spring Break capital of S. TX....South Padre Island (but it'll probably suck...

Considering that the strip clubs I frequent, are also whorehouses (for lack of a better word) in Mexico, I do take a "boober" since I'll be taking her back to her room and play with her tits in a more stimulating manner.

****!! I forgot The Warriors!!

Well, this is the second time Sam's ******, is there a "three strikes you're out" policy around here? :dunno: Let's just hope if he does come back he'll be a more gentler, kinder Sam. The "sports section" Sam, not the "politics section" Sam.

Red Dawn (WOOOLVEREEEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!) And already mentioned earlier in this thread: The Last Starfighter (video gamer saves the galaxy FTW!!!) Buckaroo Banzai and the (whatever) dimension (had a catchy tune) They Live ("I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of...

^ and tasty!! Yes, waitres, I'll have the grand slam, side of sausage, and a tall glass of OJ.

Here, kitty!

Oops! Hanging tough! Oh, snap!

Uses google translate..... "I Grand Slam would come with sausage"

AND...... he fights for love :facepalm: :rofl2:

Yup, I'm old enough to have seen better pics of her. A major turn on. She definetly can look a lot better with the proper make up and hair, who did her hair and make up for that pic? Dee Snyder? :dunno:

Yup. I did vote for her and Tia several times for that reason. And also because..... they hot

Last weekend :tongue:

She hot.

Probably my ass. It's most definetly! Nice jacket!!

:tongue:

Thor.....thunder and lighting..... STOP LIGHTING YOUR FARTS!!! it can be dangerous!!

Not bouncy enough...... BUT I DON'T CARE!!!

700 pounds? :eek: Damn that's some heavy wood!! I'm sure VV will enjoy every ounce of it..... up his a-hole!! :tongue:

Let me guess, there's a storm over Shadow Moses Island, right?

This is not a birth certificate controversy, it's how in the ****** hell did a literary agent had stated for years that he had been born in Kenya. I do believe he was born in Hawaii, because as a conservative I cannot just throw accusations right and left and see what sticks, unlike liberals...

She hot!

Actually..... Commando!! Great comedy, you ought to see it! :tongue:

I got the bundle too, but I'm planning on cutting off the phone soon and keep internet and cable only, and replace the phone with the cheapest prepaid phone that I can find and use it as the phone I'll give whenever I need to fill up any credit applications and such since the only people who...