Theory on lapdances by big boob strippers

[Fatfishblu]

This past weekend I went golfing with some long-time buddies from college down in Myrtle Beach. We, of course, visited a certain Gentlemen's Club. Now, there were a few boobers walking around in this club (I call big boob strippers "Boobers"), as well as many who were not as enhanced. I received lapdances from both. My theory, based solely on personal experience, proposes that "Boobers" give worse lapdances than girls with smaller chests. Here's my rationale: Boobers rely on their big boobs for stimulation. All they do is wiggle around and rub their boobs in your face. The smaller-chested ladies don't have big boobs so they have to rely on other means for stimulation. I received a lapdance from probably the flattest-chested stripper in the joint and she was FABULOUS!!! She was so acrobatic and hands on that it was a huge turn-on (plus her dirty mouth). The Boobers I received lapdances from were boring. I literally found myself looking for the ***** lady halfway through. As a guy who LOVES big boobs, I find this very interesting and a bit disturbing. Anyways, please feel free to expound on your own experiences.