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I wish all women thought like that. I've been in a couple situations where the women I've been wooing have been obsessed with married men, so I stop wooing them since I see it's a waste of time, the married guys end up using them, getting them pregnant, and then dropping them like a 200 lb...

Rosebud....

Admit it, guys, we'd all this this anyway, right?

Chuck Norris don't like when people cut down trees :tongue:

^ I hope not!! :eek:

Trying to forget it....

Well, this one first.... And now......can someone tell me....WTF IS THIS?? :eek:

Check out da moves..... :tongue:

This is what 462 MPH looks like :tongue:

For us Mexicans, a tortilla and some salsa mekes anything taste good!

Duck, duck, duck, duck.....gooose!!

Happy B-day!! Any plans on how to spend your day? May I recommend this: :tongue:

In my extensive experience in getting my heart broken, when she chooses a looser over you is the most painful of any possible choices.

Sure, Rob Portman, Senator from Ohio as Romney's VP. With FL more likely than not locked for Romney with Rubio's endorsement, and Portman (hopefully) giving Mittens OH, what predictions you guys have? Then with stuff like the primary election in VW, where Obama lost 41% of Democrat votes to a...

Just chillin' at home....

Killer tunes, guys!

Never put your finger on the trigger!! Rule #1 Watch out for the ceiling fan!!

sparkling water

You know, seeing the pictures of those guys, then seeing the pictures Sam has posted of himself, I can't help but wonder if their childhoods were similar :dunno: Yet, Sam's not on death row. Not that he deserves it, I mean, I don't believe he has ****** anyone but shows you that just because...

Got my cricket bat ready

I got the balls.... :tongue:

Okay, guys and gals, before you sit..... check the seat

Well, if they are going to be off limits, it should be for both parties. Then again, you might have a freedom of speech issue there. I mean, critizicing a president's **** for going to some concert or for getting ***** is one thing, I think there should be some understanding because ALL...

Sorry, girls, but the only panties I'd be interested is souvenirs of the chicks I've been with, like ex-girlfriends and such. Now if I were to have sex with one of the ladies there, sure I'd buy her used panties. It'd be a nice souvenir.

Beiver...... :mad:

We might have to take turns.....:tongue: [/IMG]

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What do they consider "ruined"? I mean, you can't become ruined by playing video games the way you can become ruined by let's say ******** or *****. You end up homeless, you can still score cheap ***** and ******* or just steal that, but you end up homeless.....goodbye video gaming. You...

Well, I sure do need to go outside. Maybe later tonight I'll go to my backyard, ***** in hand, sit on my swing, and just watch the traffic go by. Sounds nice! :thumbsup:

Not true, but here you go anyway.... :tongue:

Yup, it's spelled N-I-C-K-E-L-C-R-A-P

Damn, those songs are long!!

Let us not forget the issue of VP's. Choosing a VP could also be considered a campaign strategy. Who is Romney going to choose? Will Obama keep Biden? Will Biden decide to retire or somehow told to retire? A new VP would most likely refrese the Obama campaign, as a conservative, that is...

Ah, even if he HADN'T put them away for the photo, I doubt it would have been visible anyway :tongue:

I think that would be a major surprise. Polls in WI show Walker walking away with the victory which is why the DNC was hesitant about sending $$ to WI. Now from what I hear, they are finally going to send some $$. Now, if Walker is defeated, money well spent and will serve as an example of...

That's what the girls say...... :facepalm:

I get seasick. You're on your own, buddy!

Someone's ******** on the couch this whole month. That is if he goes back home, otherwise someone's ******** in a big, soft bed next to a couple models/porn stars. Wait, am I talking about Charlie Sheen or Bill Clinton? :dunno:

No more chariot :tongue:

We only take real money......:tongue: J/K down here in S. TX they don't take pesos either, or at least not everywhere. There are stores that cater to the Mexican clientele that do take pesos. I mean, the wives/mistresses of those **** cartel guys do a lot of shopping every weekend. Maybe...

Why oh, why did I click on this thread? It brough back so many memories, back when I was young and beautiful.... and my uncle..... touched me.... there...... and there, and *****!! :pimpdaddy Nooooo, *****!!! Why?? I don't wanna strip for your ***** friends!!! And uncle Joe, he keeps staring...

Thanks for the rep, and the legality of firearms in my state (TX) REALLY speeds up Darwinism (and I'm pro-2nd amendment)