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Shall I kiss them to make them feel better? ;)

Come at me, bro

Well, in memory of the guy, from his cookie *******/the shinning avi days.... :tongue:

Just use freakin' magic!! :tongue:

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I'm surprised she doesn't do anal. She seems like she's into anything. One of my favorite ladies.

Oh, and who could forget this one!

Probably me.... :tongue:

Oops!! Forgot one

Didn't know whether to practice my dance moves or some shooting..... why not both? :dunno:

Well, as Pat Benatar said..... :stir:

If you want to ***** a rainbow and not **** off God, you got to do it 'Merica style!! AMERICAAAA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs

...and this too? :tongue:

Yup, like this? :tongue:

What's wrong with Nolan/Bale? :dunno: I mean, if the Nolan/Bale movies sucked then by all means, reboot, but they don't suck. Same thing with Spider-Man, they were okay, well, maybe not the last one but Tobey McGuire as Peter Parker was not a bad choice.

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom

See! They do work as flotation devices!!

So that's why they call her Vodkazvictim!!! :eek:

TKO!!!

She may like da' cock, but da' cock doesn't like her :tongue:

Re: Collection of funny GIFs "Do these jeans make my butt look big?"

I'm getting there too and fuck you too!!! :thumbsup:

Have fun in the land of the WTF!!

Yeah, and for some reason, so does your dick... wait, what? :dunno:

I'm telling you, what is it with people and snakes? If Indiana Jones is afraid of them, there's nothing wrong with staying the fuck away from them!!

...and great vengeance and FURIOUS ANGER!!!

By the way, since you're going over there... I heard that japanese prostitutes won't do it with "gaijin" clients, for prostitutes a "gaijin" will have to go for chinese, korean, russian, or other immigrants, or at least that's only in Tokyo and only in the yakuza owned bars. Will you find out...

I should contact a teen just to get to meet Chris Hansen and ask him to autograph my mugshot!

Note to self: load up on jelly beans and throw them out the window while driving around the richer neighborhoods.

**sniff** **sniff** Ma'am, FYI, Summer's Eve is on special on aisle 14.

:facepalm: Now, I consider myself a very hard core conservative, but not even I go to that extreme. Though she does have a point about the health risks of licking anus. And Purell does tend to sting a bit.

But you got to improve the reception. Lots of static :tongue:

So.............how was she? :tongue:

Mr. Woody just died :(

"Happy ******'s day, ***! Here's a link for the Kardashian sex video!"

I've watched enough hentai to know that I have to be afraid of Petra's *********