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:stir: Oh, a question... do you like this card I'm sending you? :tongue:

^ Lucky ***!

Really? :stir:

So, this is what Anders and Reggie do all day in the Freeones office? :tongue:

A man's man. RIP. And my sympathies to Elwood70

So, you can say she's smoking hot? :tongue:

And if you are, greetings from the year 2012 and say hello to the robot overlords for me!! And long live the resistance!!! (okay, ****, the early 2000's was a weird time as you can all see from this board)

^ Read the book or watch the movie. He does in fact defect to the U.S. But of course, as long as you're not figthing to end ****** Russia to bring back the Soviet Union, that's fine with me. :thumbsup:

Polygamy is a no-no :nono: Unless you're an old school mormon :stir:

Well, we have to measure it in order to be fitted for a condom :dunno:

' Well, the good thing is that in The Hunt for Red October, Ramius was defecting to the U.S. with his brand new nuclear submarine (and therefore screwing the commies) so he's okay in my book :tongue:

You need to upgrade Red October's internet :tongue: Welcome to the board. Don't take us clowns so serious, we don't..... (Loved ya in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade!! :kiss: )

Though Monica Bellucci is supernova hot, I think Sasha Grey has nicer tits

da news, getting ready for bed

A fantasy universe? I'll take a **** commercial It has: ****, fun buddies, and chicks in bikini!!! :tongue: Oh, wait: chicks in bikini that actually talk to and are ready to make out with us guys!!

Is this some kind of sci-fi? When do guys who play FF VII have the time to go out with girls? :dunno: Oh, and Aeris? DIE, BITCH, DIE!!!! :mad:

Triple shot gentleman jack on the rocks.

And that's the reason I can't go to Mexico to get laid anymore. When you're driving around at night in a flashy car and you see a bunch of pick up trucks with a bunch of guys in the bed showing off AK's and AR-15's just looking at you (like trying to make sure it's not one of their bosses...

And that's the reason I can't go to Mexico to get laid anymore. When you're driving around at night in a flashy car and you see a bunch of pick up trucks with a bunch of guys in the bed showing off AK's and AR-15's just looking at you (like trying to make sure it's not one of their bosses...

Hot flashes? :dunno: "ha, ha, ha, nobody will know who vandalizes those churches" Flaming Homer.....d-uh!!! (he had to be Canadian, eh)

"don't answer!!!" Yup, that's what the ladies have for my #

Mad magazine? I know it's an American institution, but is it still around? I'm amazed.

These.....

Let me take a look in there... Xanax, Lorazepam, aspirin, valtrex..... viagra :tongue:

Only 36 hours. Woke up one morning, didn't ***** that night because I had a very early flight (4 a.m.) and I didn't want to ***** only 3 or 4 hours and then **** up feeling like a zombie, didn't ***** through the flight, got home around noon, stayed up all day, but that night I ***** like a log.

Has any guy gone through your cervix? http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?603763-Have-you-gone-through-a-Girls-Cervix Is that even possible? :dunno:

Ladies, when magazines ask you to pose in your undies (or naked) you're hot enough to not need any cosmetic surgery.

I thought only seals played with balls At least it wasn't **** (or was it?)

Now, L3ggy, don't go humping the guy's leg, okay? It'd be weird!

Maybe because Wikipedia isn't that reliable and like some of us would take whatever it says there with a ton of salt :dunno: For all you know some smartass could have changed some of the meanings to be "medal for biggest dick taken up the ass" or something. Though I do think wikipedia to be a...

Here you go. Have fun! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Petraeus#Decorations_and_badges

Speaking of Charlize.... Still hot though. Anyway, just went to see it. Not the worst movie I've seen, not the best either, still the visual effects were awesome, the acting was great, the plot.... send some human shaped bait to **** up a ******* :*****: Though I wish I had read this...

Oh, and remind me not to invest on Freeones stock, if any..... :tongue:

Indeed..... makes you wonder what kind of pics turn him on

Who is Ryan Gosling? :dunno: Is he an actor? Wasn't he Green Lantern? But if he only does chick flicks I've never seen his movies

I'll let my friends show their appreciation :thumbsup:

not bouncy but I don’t care!

I didn't know he had a penis....... :tongue:

Nope, my spidey sense was tingling about that facebook stock, well, not tingling, more like screaming DANGER!! DANGER!! STAY AWAY!! I mean, good for Zuckerberg, he made his fortune, can now retire or something, or hopefully use his millions (or is it billions) to open businesses and make more...

You planning to shoot him in the head or what? :dunno:

Re: Octomom on the set of her porn vid :brick: I thought her 15 minutes were up already

Anybody seen ~~whimsy~~ around? Or TOC? Just wondering

:1orglaugh I'm sorry, I never thought I'd read the words "Sam Fisher" and "Nobel Prize winner" in the same sentence. Thanks for the laughs!! Well, the *** most likely leans to the conservative side of the political spectrum so his heart may be in the right place, but his "brain" :facepalm...

With their accents they make awesome, kickass bad guys!! :thumbsup:

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I put a bullet between the eyes of any panda that won't screw to save its own species. I open the dump valves on oil tankers and ******* all the French beaches I'll never see. I breathe smoke.

Yup. Mittens is very vulnerable if they focus on his record as Gov. MA was 47th in job creation, but with an unemployment rate at around 5% (and in fact even dropping below that) during his term as Gov. it's hard to argue that the preezy has done a better job if his unemployment #'s stay above...