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That looks so freaking tasty!! :drool2:

I'm waiting for the Roman Polanski approved model........ :tongue:

Because he was defending the theory of evolution against Will and the admins sided with Will :tongue:

I think that Will believes that God snapped his fingers and "whamo!" (actual sound from creation) something was created out of thin air. Of course, for an all mighty deity, sure, could be. But seeing that some miracles could also have a scientific explanation, I only wonder how did God use the...

Dude, you were still wanking it to l-e-m-o-n-p-a-r-t-y-.org? :dunno: Just trying to fill the *'s :tongue:

'Cause I'm just waking up... and was about to post it. So instead of htat I'm posting this:

:facepalm: :rofl2: So I guess you wear short shorts

Some 8's and 9's (one of which looked like Shakira) work at the higher end clubs in the Mexican boystowns I used to frequent, so I did bang a few of them.

Darth Maul mask + Cat = So that's what pants shittingly (if they had pants) fear looks like in a cat

A friend of mine's got an ass like that :eeew:

This one's got a catchy tune

Now, when J-o-n Stewart starts ripping this "operation", Obama is in deep doggie doo doo, though the guy and his audience will still vote for Obama anyway, but still it could be a set back when it comes to independents and not dyed in the wool Obama believers, I mean, his audience isn't exactly...

and I thought the platypus was weird

Did you pay for it with your moderator salary? :tongue:

Either nobody's had sex or it hasn't been particularly funny. Though the question should be "why didn't any of the ladies reply to this one after going/taking home some big stud and then finding out he had a small penis?"

1. Do you own a car? Yes. 2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend? Depends who my friend is. If it's a date, I do. If she's just a friend, we go dutch. 3. How did you find the Freeones page? I was *****, I don't remember how it ended up in my history the following...

Well, my boss is in the 1% so as long as he does well I do well.

Really? So, are the republicans arming Mexican **** cartels therefore causing the death of a Border Patrol agent and an ICE agent? Are republicans leaking confidential information that may hinder any cyber operations against Iran? Are republicans leaking confidential information that resulted in...

Some of my relatives dancing with Sarah Jessica Parker

Well, good news is she's receiving over $400,000 through a website where people donate to her. http://www.indiegogo.com/loveforkarenhklein?c=home And the little shits are getting....**** :tongue:

That's a good tip. I have been thinking about dropping my current plan once the contract is up in favor of a prepaid phone instead, but it's got to be a smartphone or something. So I'm glad to hear the wal-mart one has worked out for you, maybe I'll consider that one among other choices that I...

^ Well in that case....:puts on shades: This is for you YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know, he would definetely get his ass gift wrapped and handed to him

That would be fine with me.... but then there be an outcry about "***** *****"

I went to a place where I got some very rude waiters. A waitress going around shouting "SIT DOWN" to the customers, a waiter calling me a "pussy" because the first thing I ordered wasn't a ****, then playing a prank on a lady sitting on the table across from me, a waitress throwing the napkins...

Well, the cartels aren't like the mob on this side of the border, where the mob does (or did) get involved in prostitution, running whorehouses and all that. Plus, the boystowns are at least officially run by whatever Mexican city they happen to be in and not by the cartels, again, at least not...

People still play SNES? wow!! I sold mine back in the late 90's to some neighborhood ***...then used the money and part of my savings to get myself a playstation. But my fav. games from that era were MKII, NHL Hockey, Doom and Madden....97?

I do a lot of wanna-be-sniper **cough** camper **cough** hunting on MW3. Got me a special gift for them. Very fulfilling to sneak up on them (with silenced weapon, assassin, and dead silence) and just tag them with a semtex grenade.

Half Life from the Orange Box. I play it a few minutes and it makes me dizzy. The weird thing is that none of the Call of Duty games has made me dizzy. I can play them for hours on end. It's probably the color palette in Half Life or something.

For a change of pace: L.A. Noire. Very interesting. I also need to go back and finish Heavy Rain but....can't.....let.....go....L.A......Noire.....

This was my thought process... "mmmh, 'there's something about her...'? okay, I'll check it out" (click) (looks under the thread title) "OH, ****, I JUST CLIKED ON A *****'S THREAD!!! NO MORE MANGLED PENIS PICS!!! ABORT, ABORT, ABORT" (sees a naked chick who's actually very good looking" "phew...

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today This one..... :rolleyes:

^ Actually, I did read some place that he dissolved SOME bodies in acid and SOME did end up as pozole that he sold to unsuspecting customers. I may need to look for that story but there was someone who used the dead bodies as meat.

After reading the story of "El Pozolero" in Mexico.... I kind of lost my apetite for either menudo or pozole :throwup: Well, except for when "buelita" makes some of that! :drool2:

Anyone remember the old Pulp Phantom vids? So.....that's why they blew up Alderaan? :dunno:

Criticising someone for how rich they are is lame :flaccid:. It says "ooh, he's rich and I'm not. That makes me envious." Criticising a rich guy who made his wealth honestly is more than lame. It speaks volume of the ignorance of the one criticising about how a free market works. As far...

I've never had a problem with Olive Garden. And believe me, all it takes is ONE mistake by any restaurant and I'm gone. Like Chili's. I haven't been there this whole year because last time I was there for their yummy baby back ribs they burned them. Not juicy, not tender, not tasty, first...

Tnat's why I avoid ******** heavily. 1 or 2 drinks is my limit, just to get a nice buzz going but a third ***** would only ruin it and then the next day I'd get a one to two star hangover, not very serious.

I boycott all ******* ***** inclucing marihuana because I don't want my money to go to those monstruous criminal cartels

I couldn't find anything like this posted before so here it goes. Darth Ah-nold!!

^ That's what happens when you post *****.... Just sayin' :tongue:

What about.... "this notion that i can change immigration laws unilaterally is not true"? "I have to use the legislative process"?

Scarlet Johanson :drool2:

People, we all are going to die one day, let us die happy!! Personally, I avoid carbonated drinks, maybe ***** 1 or 2 a week or in the summer 5 at the most but always burn all the calories I consume. I'm off to taco bell for some of those Doritos tacos locos. And by the way, wasn't Bloomy...

Texas representin' :thumbsup: But the most incredible part was that it was in TX, a guy is dead but no shots were fired!

...... ..... .......... (she also ate my words)