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I wouldn't know. I'm afraid to ask what he does when I'm not home.

1. Favourite book of all time? Gone With the Wind 2. Favourite comic of all time? n/a 3. Current book you are reading? Little Women 4. When do you read? When I'm not online, ********, or at work 5. If you was going to write a book aimed at another member, what would it be and for whom? I'll get...

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Gotta love the pregnant ladies. Of course, my opinion isn't meant to be sexual, but damn it--the GLOW.

Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking I'm surprised she didn't sit on your face at the time.

:rofl2: Yeah and Senob now wonders why I no longer fear basements.

Don't you have a lay that might object to this plan? :tongue:

You're welcome. I always appreciate a well-researched response. I missed it. Sorry. :uohs:

I got suspicious when they were orange, actually.

I don't think he wants to go. Maybe YOU can take me instead. I'll try to try to behave. If that's what's required.

I WOULD invite you to a Jets game, but... I. Don't. Like. Football. You can go with Senob, though. Male's a nice man. ;)

Can I go, too?

I think I'd pay to watch that.

I'm not a rep whore. I'm a HUG whore. Where the hell are my hugs, damn it?

Getting a prostitute would be better for him, I think.

:rofl2: Sorry. The wording, you know.

You've put a lot of time and effort into this. What about baking, broiling and/or over a fire?

A CANNON!!!!!! I wanna see!!!! Oh, damn. I think I'm insane.

While it wasn't the best movie I've ever seen, it doesn't come close to being the worst, either.

He replaced them with Tic Tacs, if you can believe it.

Nah, too lazy. If Senob wants to show it, I have no objections.

They were "hooking up". He could do better. MUCH better.

My male harem and fangirls make this a fabulous place to hang out.

I can go with that. And I'm flattered. How about at the same time?

The replies to my threads come to me in dreams. Or something.

EXACTLY. Damn people!!! (General...no one specific)

Nope. :nono: I *** before I go into the shower.

Re: Have you ever cahnged your avatar? Sorry to post so soon after, but... According to the properties for your avatar, this is number 14.

Re: Have you ever cahnged your avatar? Not that I recall. If I did, my other one would be another Celtic cross.

To be fair, I very highly doubt that I'd get off on it.

Can I give a handjob to someone?

Maybe. :angels:

L3ggy made me blush. :shy:

If my current place of employment didn't depend on me so much...and the fact that I'd have to leave many members of my male harem behind...I'd become an airport screener. I'd have Newark Liberty International Airport whipped into shape in no time!!!

I haven't heard anything about ******* *****. I'm going to go with accidental overdose of ******** pills. But that's just me.

Yaaaaaaaaaay for the happy ending. I can't believe the guy who took the wrong suitcase wanted to name the cat... Suitcase. :eek:

I was at my *******'s house. Usually I'd **** up when he took his ******** to school, but that day I ***** it. Turned on the TV (one of those ones where the sound came on before the picture) and thought they were rehasing the earlier incident on the WTC. In Ohio, dealing with torn ligaments...

Uh, yeah...about that.

How disrespectful. :nono:

Very womanly. :batting eyelashes:

Anyone who would make a GREAT president has the sense not to run.

The employee's women's bathroom at work.

My ****** called to tell me. :eek: It's always sad when someone dies young.

Don't worry, drdeath...I keep things well hidden.

You'd be surprised at what he's good at poking. ZING!!!

Now I have to think.

How many 16 year olds think of things like that?

What about cats?

I'll take "Things You Never Want to Hear a Pilot Say", Alex, for $200.

:rofl2: I do believe it is.