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A woman's viewpoint? I brought this up at my office yesterday just out of interest - only the ladies, not the men. We generally agreed that there are some types of hardcore we prefer in small doses only: the "meathole" type of stuff and the sort of imagery that looks like it was part of a...

...not going to encourage your girlfriend to chew your bone. The one thing that puts me off oral sex is...

...there's so little atmosphere. It's so nice to be...

...for an original Christmas decoration. I like to drop in unannounced to Freeones...

...I realised that he had left the dildo in the freezer overnight. A little pussy is nice, but...

...get on with the kissin' and cuddlin' and leave the talkin' to the experts. Ooo, that makes me...

...all I ***** about, but it's a damn fine start. I'm annoyed: Montrealman just wandered in and...

...I might just say hi. I can't stop thinking about...

...a distraction to my boyfriend when he should be concentrating on...

...its pleas for mercy changed my mind. If I went to Montreal...

... tried to look up "rort" in a dictionary and failed. If there's one thing I ****...

...the bedroom? Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been...

yay! PArty this lunchtime and off to the pub yay! X X X Jo and I think this is the BEST FORUM

...and balance plates on his private parts while juggling dildoes is...

...a man using THREE sock puppets. I know a sense of humour is important in the bedroom, but...

...like baked beans in a crowded lift. One must remember to...

...trampling over the broken hearts of my slaves. Ooo, I'm feeling dominating today, so...

... *splat* ... pigeon pooh! Sex and ***** and...

... but Joanne is firmly a Hob Nobs fan. There's only one thing more fun than...

Going back a few years: between leaving school and joining the Army I was a checkout girl at a certain supermarket - about six months. Long, long and terminally boring shifts. You weren't allowed to eat or ***** on the tills. The uniform was scratchy and unflattering and I'm 4'10" so it...

...absolutely no fun whatsoever. My boyfriend thinks...

...I did a ten-minute trumpet solo in the middle of "Land of Hope and Glory". Oh my, is that...

...myself, I tentatively opened the box and discovered...

...burp loudly in appreciation. Someone has just bought me a...

If I were a man... Kelly Brook

...I couldn't decide whether to knock before entering or just step right in. It's raining, it's pouring...

...she has no idea how the rep system works. I really shouldn't ***** so much at weekends because...

...still ***** from last night! It's time...

Yep - and the video is beautiful, although I wish Helena Christiensen would move aside and let me at him!

...that they know how to spell colour properly. One thing you can say about Dr Death is...

...but in Texas they're the size of crows. Everything is bigger in Texas except...

...land on my dinner than anywhere else in the entire universe. It's wasp time in the UK again, so...

129 Sum of the first ten prime numbers

...annoying when they get stuck in your teeth. If I had feathers instead of fur down there...

So... you reckon he's innocent?

Don't know if anyone has posted this, but my favourite lyrics. Music to snuggle to... Wicked Game World was on fire, no one could save me but you Strange what desire will make foolish people do I'd never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you And I'd never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like...

...and Ted and Alice. Somewhere over the rainbow...

Peugeot 106 - crap car, but 106 out of the way!

...make Mr Lonely very happy. Remember: there are more fish...

...but maybe not too fast - depends on the boy! Is that a six shooter in your pocket, or...

...girls started running slower so you could catch them. I discovered boys when...

...finally worked out why my hat wouldn't fit any more. Dr Death's skull is very peculiar: it...

...act half her age and one fifth her IQ. If I were in the Tardis...

...to be caught by the most handsome policeman. Being naked when your partner is clothed...

...switched to Real Ale and have never looked back*. When I get a little *****, I... *True. You have GOT to try Black Sheep

Definitely Dolly Buster. An old room mate had a huge pic of her on her wall. Don't ask.

...at least take off his prosthetic hook first. My local pub is...

Space

:scream: Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me!:rofl: Tom Baker, closely followed by Jon Pertwee. No contest. Christopher Eccleston spoiled it by stropping off the series, haven't warmed to the new one yet. Tom Baker only needs to say something mildly seductive and my knees melt - what a voice...

...bloodstained lab coat. The part I most liked about the date was...