Finish the Sentence

[Montrealman]

....usually say they never do or say it never stinks, yeah right.

So, I was waiting for this package to arrive and I had to work at home that day and...

 

[D-rock]

the doorbell rang but it was only somebody trying to sell vacuum cleaners.

I raised my fist in the air and shook it in anger...

 

[jod0565]

...because I could not log in to Freeones!

It's cold under...

 

[Montrealman]

...the night sky at the top of Mount Rep :thumbsup:

....If they really said what I think they said then they'll have to...

 

[jod0565]

...invent a whole new language.

Cool cars are made for..

 

[Montrealman]

....fun.

Racing with a ten speed bike is like....

 

[jod0565]

...being free of all your troubles - except a pothole in your path.

Potholes should be filled in with...

 

[D-rock]

...anything, it's not like they ever want to fix them.

It was love at first sight when...

 

[Montrealman]

...the pothole met cement.com online.

It was as if....

 

[jod0565]

...MontrealMan was from Canada and that he was...

 

[jod0565]

...spread butter on the cats balls.

Cat fur only serves one purpose; that is to...

 

[D-rock]

...make throw pillows out of it.

I took that candy form a baby because...

 

[jod0565]

...it was mine in the first place.

Corn and cabbage make a fine...

 

[D-rock]

...meal along with hard-boiled eggs and beans the day right before a long road trip with six people.

With a tube of toothpaste and a paper clip...

 

[Montrealman]

...my small, winged, fiery demonoid testicules were able to create a parachute, like McGyver once made.

Selma and Pattie...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...and Ted and Alice.

Somewhere over the rainbow...

 

[Irony]

Lies a chest of treasure waiting to be found

I never undersatand why chicks .....

 

[jod0565]

...have fur instaed of feathers.

Furry nipples are...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...annoying when they get stuck in your teeth.

If I had feathers instead of fur down there...

 

[mythex]

...I shouldn't have to shave it always.

cocks actually have feathers, but joanne cocks....