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...cover up for their spectacular lack of talent. And speaking of talentless artists, I particularly ****...

English, French (I went to a university in Wallonie, although all the studies were in English, so my French is heavily accented), German (lived there for 4 years), and Russian (lived there for one year).

Now, that took some working out... The Society of Lithographic Artists, Designers, Engravers and Process Workers I wonder where the PW at the end went? Try a bit of an easier one, I think: S.L.O.G.G. of which I was once asked to become a member... x x x Jo

I think we're going to need a hint on this one

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I know the answer, but had to cheat (I asked a friend!) So I defer until tomorrow to let someone a little more honest than me have a go x x x Jo

...then hand over your wallet. Money can't buy you...

...into a heap of trouble with British Telecom. I prefer to play games involving...

...a store that would cost me $1,500 to reach! I prefer a good strong English ****...

Only ******* Sam Cooke Try: When the actor reaches his death, You know it's not for real, he just holds his breath. But he always dives too soon, too fast to save himself. He'll never make the screen. He'll never make the 'Sweeney'.

...log onto Freeones and see what Jod has come up with today. Right now, I could eat...

This is so embarrassing... I shouldn't know this... It isn't Pure Hell At St. Trinian's, is it? If it is... Slightly overweight woman keeps a journal, gets boinked by Mr Nasty but ends up with Mr Nice.

Rush... ARGH! can't remember the name of the song! Heh heh - got it: "Territories" Try: ------------------------------------------- Colours changing hue: morning fields of amber grain, Weathered faces lined in pain are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand...

The wonderful wizard of Little Poplington-on-the-Wold Sweet *******...

...needs his annual tune-up. Instead of watching the World Cup, I'm thinking of...

Cars didn't like it: not too keen on Showgirls either! How about my favourite film of all time? Martians lose ship carrying mutated humans that is found millions of years later in a London Underground extension and slowly comes alive

Is it Clerks? If so, the next film is... Photographer with broken leg and the most gorgeous girlfriend in the universe thinks he sees a ****** and ends up with two broken legs.

QUEEN! Dragon ****** How about --------------------------------------- You and I had to be the standing joke of the year. You were a runaround, a lost and faound And not for me, I fear ---------------------------------------

Solo singer, his backing group used to complain about being in the Shadows

Blind Melon, "Soak the Sin" Music to slash yer wrists by... Try -------------------------------- This is how you pay me back for all my kind, unselfish, loving deeds? Right? Well, you just wait - they'll find you yet - And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt...

...everybody wants to putt it in the hole. Golf is really more like football...

Avalon... magic song from Roxy Music Try this little obscure favourite from, oh, ages ago... ---------------------------------- And the streets are filled with bells, and the sky was falling Kiele aloha There are so many things I long to tell you, can you hear me calling Kiele aloha Hey, come...

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...was the perfect excuse for my behaviour last night. How will I ever apologise for...

More like evidence of a misspent youth, to be honest

The Cult She Sells Sanctuary ******* Wolf ****** Moon Big Neon Glitter Sweet Soul ****** Heh heh Try to identify Peter Pan: MI TL LD WTGIYAITGIYH PTAOF x x x Jo

Motel Hell Very dry planet, blue eyed natives, big worms...

Very popular with exec-types, so I've been invited on a few. They take pity on me coz I'm female and petite. Hah! Fools! I was in the Army for six tears and can put a paintball up yer left nostril at a hundred paces. No idea what equipment I've used, but I was shown a chaingun-type...

...be in my favourite pub, ********...

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... be insane always sit next to me on the bus. I woke up this morning wearing different knickers to the ones I went to bed with*, probably because... *strange, but true - and there was no hanky-panky last night.

1. Right this very second... wholemeal bread toast with butter and honey, tea. 2. Not even remotely! 3. My boyfriend saying, "Wow Jo, I didn't know you could still do that at 98." 4. It would be the end of life as he knew it. 5. So many men, so little time... Probably Jod or...

That's Lindsey Dawn McKenzie Yay! I got one! x x x Jo

...a good nickname for my boss. She's been getting on my nerves recently and is in desperate need of...

...boldly go where no man... well, a few men... okay quite a lot of men have gone before! Sleepy this morning, desperately in need of...

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...Jod gets all inventive. Morning has broken...

...I discover a new lover's idea of technique is to put his weight on his elbows. But I love it when...

...gets so aroused at the mere mention of pot noodle. Speaking of strange turn-ons, have you ever noticed how...

...the only way to win an argument. I miss Freeones when I'm busy, but console myself by...

On a similar theme to the first two posts here... My job sometimes takes me abroad (I live in the UK) and one week I was working in Naples, Italy on an industrial safety review. One of the administrative clerks in the factory was a young lad of about 17 who took a shine to me (I'm more than...

...is a waste of good bonkin' time. The only men who go finger foolin' are...

...I could wear out the entire soccer team and the coach, now it's...

...how much thrust there is in his rocket motor, and...

...would be an object of ridicule throughout catdom. "Just one more ****," he said, then...

...desire to hold Joanne's hand just a passing fancy, or...

...Montrealman had an overnight imagination bypass operation. Never mind, he'll soon...

...beat the Mouse at arm wrestling. Feeling good? Then...

...found that she still hadn't forgiven me for the fart-in-a-car joke. There's only one thing worse than...