Here's the idea...
you all give me money and I won't have to work again.:eek:
Or.. try this instead
Take a song title and think up an amusing line to follow it.
some examples:
Are you lonesome tonight?
that's no surprise, your face gave me a fright.
I can't get no satisfaction.
'Cos I had a bad accident and now I'm in traction.
All you need is love.
or some vaseline and a rubber glove.
Obviously these are terrible examples, but I'm sure given enough time and mind-bending ***** you can all come up with some better.
BTW: the following line doesn't have to rhyme, but it can help to make it funny.
you all give me money and I won't have to work again.:eek:
Or.. try this instead
Take a song title and think up an amusing line to follow it.
some examples:
Are you lonesome tonight?
that's no surprise, your face gave me a fright.
I can't get no satisfaction.
'Cos I had a bad accident and now I'm in traction.
All you need is love.
or some vaseline and a rubber glove.
Obviously these are terrible examples, but I'm sure given enough time and mind-bending ***** you can all come up with some better.
BTW: the following line doesn't have to rhyme, but it can help to make it funny.
