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I'd pound it and then batter it. And then BRAG about it! :D

I voted A Clockwork Orange, but FMJ was awesome, and even though I still don't understand Eyes Wide Shut after watching it several times, the orgy scene is kind of a fantasy for me.

Trimmed a'la Kyla Cole or Erica Rose Campbell! Poonanny Perfecto!

Definitely the shootout in Heat. And with regards to the real shootout that occurred in LA -- It was actually a "copy-cat" of the film taking place AFTER the movie was released. So rather than the film being loosely based on real events, real event were loosely based on the film...or at least...

I know this is an old thread but... LMFAO!:1orglaugh

What's your favorite non-physical trait that women have? By non-physical, I mean NOT boobs, butt, lips, eyes, hair, etc. Mine is a woman who takes care of and maintains an interest in herself healthwise -- nutrition and exercise, etc. I also find it very attractive when a woman is sexually...

Spotted Dick Succubus

Just remember, what goes around comes around. Let's hope that the individual who unleashes his wrath on you one day has more self-control than you and exercises some restraint. Karma can be a real bitch.

Asian Cowgirl --google it:rolleyes:

Anybody who "shoots" Scotch should be...well, shot. As far as ***** goes, and assuming you are of legal ******** age :cool: Try these: Cape Cod -- Basically 6:1 Cranberry Juice to *****. Put ice in a highball glass pour about 1 oz (1.5 for stronger) of ***** and top it off with cranberry...

Especially that stupid fucking I just wanna be a rock star one.

What's the most messed up thing you've seen advertised for a gift You know how they are always advertising "Get *** a new cell phone" or "Get her an iPod" etc? Well this year I have seen two rather messed up "******'s day" gifts advertised: 1. The SonicCare toothbrush. Rule #1: Never...

I actually will instantly close almost any video that DOESN'T have sound...unless the action is really arousing.

Erica Rose Campbell. Hands down. No debate about it for me.

Edit: :eek::rolleyes:

I hear ya' We always just paid the balance in full each month too, not carrying any revolving debt month-to-month. But, we recently started using cash (debit cards) for almost everything. Only things that a true credit card are still used for is all auto-billed stuff for our house and then my...

Search or no search, I thought the opening post was dead nuts on target...because it is EXACTLY what I thought when I first saw the video in question. :wtf:

We were having a conversation the other day wondering how some of our peers live the way they do. It seems like it is very common in the US, at least, to live on credit. Hopefully that is not the case but in an ever-so-scientific FreeOne's poll I was curious how much credit card debt most...

I dislike them less than getting an STD or having an unplanned pregnancy.

How can Benencio del Toro not be on that list?

i still see it...particularly when the pooch craps and there is a lot of moisture outside. I always assumed it's a fungus or mold that covers it and then dries out on it and makes it white.

No but Hugo Chavez might after he kicks Colombia's ass. :rolleyes:

At the very top of the page it says Heidi Cortez http://freeones.com/html/h_links/Heidi_Cortez/

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Those are 2 different girls.

Alright. First you reference 1 girl. In multiple threads. Then you post 4 links on this thread. NONE of who are the same girl. The exactly less than 1 minute later you bump your own post. :ban: :ban: :ban:

Hopefully soon followed by the death of emo. :D

I don't care for the visual or the sound aspect of it. For lube I let the saliva build in my mouth and then ooze it out over her clit. Like a stealth ******! I don't have to noisily hock a loogie on her quim to juice it up and I don't have to see big long rivulets of slobber on my crank to...

Great that means we'll be throwing more ineffective 5.56mm rounds at the enemy

Maybe Bret Michaels is a retard...to let that one slip away :D

http://www.ifgirls.com/VGEwMDMzfDE1MDQ=/MTAzODU6Mzoz,0,0,0,

That kinda reminds me about a buddy in college. A last call he would hang out at the rear exit of the bar and ask girls as they were leaving "Hey, you wanna fuck!?" 9 outta 10 turned him down. 1 outta 10 didn't. He proved that 10% is sometimes good enough. In a way he's a personal hero of...

I would recommend going somewhere other than Cancun. Maybe Panama City Beach in Florida.

LMMFAO :1orglaugh

I'm actually not talking about hitting on a girl or trying to "get somewhere" with her but rather in the context of a compliment only...

Anyone ever wanna tell some random girl that she's good lookin' and that's it? I mean like a cute girl at the checkout counter at the grocery store or whatever. Just a simple "I'm sure you hear this a lot, but you are very pretty." Anyone ever done that out of the blue? What was the...

Most of them. :rofl:

There's a few DP vids out there.

Cue the "if you stick anything up your ass and you're a guy it means you're gay" posts in 3, 2, 1.....:rofl:

Re: porn bloopers! I'm pretty sure he's fingering his own ass...but it was funny as hell.

Well said!

Where I come from we call that a prostitute.

I'd like to nominate this for Funniest Fucking Thread Title ever.:D

Just finished reading the 9/11 Commission Report. Everybody fucked up, before and after Bush was elected, and we got caught with our pants down. Here's to hoping we've truly learned from it.

Re: White girls with big butts 2 I don't know if this girl is technically "white." But she does have a nice backyard. And WTF is that noise right at the beginning of clip#2!?!?!? :D http://www.simplybestmovies.com/xmovies/040nautica/index18.html

I had a girlfriend many years back who loved to **** me up by giving me head. The best part is she would take my flaccid member in her mouth and without moving he mouth up and down, with her lips at the base, would simply undulate her tongue around my cock as it grew in her mouth. In no time...

Never done it...don't know that she is necessarily opposed to it but have a feeling she would feel it gross or degrading. Of course I'm kinda starting to be upset that after 7 years of marriage + 3 years of dating that she won't even let me come in her mouth...even if she's just gonna spit. :(

My wife is the 1st woman I have been with that is opposed to even trying it and offers no reason as to why...which I guess I am OK with...after all, it is her body. :(

LMAO!!! Because of the stupidity of the poll...I gave a stupid answer. :D

Driving home just now I decided I would like to get head listening to Nickleback's "Figured You Out." :blowjob: *LOL yeah LL, I kinda figured this thread has been hashed out before in some form or another...but they keep making new songs!* :D