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Apparently only the white ones. ;)

Re: Pussy Eating Definitely after a shower or bath the first time if you are nervous about taste and smell. Start by kissing her on the face, lips, and neck. Slowly move down and start kissing her chest and stomach. While you are doing this, lightly run your hands along the sides of her...

You think Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson really do that? :D

Tory Lane because she is such a dirty, dirty little nymph. :love-smi:

Right. And that's the way it should be for everyone. And it's up to those people to try to get the others to vote for the "right" reasons :glugglug:

My wife's. :weeping: :blowjob: :nono: :(

Why is skin color even a criteria though? If we are truly blind to race, it should not be considered a "good" or a "bad" thing. People are gonna vote in this election for all the wrong reasons. There are white racists who will vote for McCain because Obama is black. There are black racists...

I do believe I would twist thy fleshy mushroom cap off inside of Devon.

This should not even be an issue. Unfortunately it is.

Dude, Chef...I've tried to give you rep for 2-3 posts you made that have me LMFAO but it says I gotta spread some around first so here's props to you! :1orglaugh

Sweet...I just had a Double-Double ****** Style yesterday. YUMMY!!!!

Boy? Boy is a white racist word! ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umCo4qUJiOQ

Pretty much any actor or singer who thinks their talent qualifies them as an expert on politics.

Just saw a thing on TMZ that said Lisa Ann is gonna play the GOP VP pick in a porn tentatively called "Nailin' Paylin." LOL. They kept showing this YouTube clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD2i7t6SibY&feature=related

I know a lot of girls that will wait a long time for a delivery from Big Sausage Pizza (dot-com).

It's obviously working. I'm still studying "Huk'd on Foniks" :D

I would call that Vocational/Technical.

What is the highest level of education you've completed? Used US terminology. For those of you not familiar, High School is normally Grades 9-12 before heading on to College, University, or Trade/Vocational School, or Military Service. A G.E.D. is a General Educational Development...

Advisor to Barrack Obama. Formerly Michelle Obama's boss. Born Shiraz, Iran. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valerie_Jarrett Major Seed Money Contributor for Barrack Obama. Born Allepo, Syria. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Rezko Major Financial Contributor to Barrack Obama. Former Baath...

I've heard some people are scared that Sarah Palin may only be one heartbeat away from the Oval Office. If you really wanna be frightened though, consider that Nancy Pelosi is only two heartbeats away from it. :eek:

Hilarious! Still though. U2 is one of the best and most influential rock bands of all time IMHO.

Very interesting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5tZc8oH--o

There are two gay male Irish pornstars named Patrick Fitzhugh and Hugh Fitzpatrick :D

That is one of the best sets of her. In fact I think it was the one that introduced us. :nanner:

You think she wrecked at the end of the video? :1orglaugh

My only options are my belly or hers. :(

I can't say I remember a lot of dry-humping going on when I was younger. I know we'd usually start grinding our crotches together while we were kissing, followed normally by the "feeling up" of the boobies, followed by 2 unbuttoned pairs of jeans, her hand down my pants wrapped around my meat...

Last 4 books I read were: "One Bullet Away: The Making of a Marine Officer" by Nathaniel C. Fick "Are You There *****? It's Me, Chelsea" by Chelsea Handler (fucking hilarious) "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People" by Stephen R. Covey "The E-Myth Revisited" by Michael E. Gerber Got 2...

Yes. But remember, as my liberal friends are so quick to point out, the ***** "asked" to be tasered. :rolleyes: "Hey *****, will you shoot me with your duty weapon?" "Hey *****, will you ram me with the grille guard on your cruiser?"

So you never masturbate? Ever? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :wave:

Both were awesome shows.

I didn't see too many girls on any of those videos that I would be ashamed to walk in a room full of people with. I found the Indian women very "exotic" and beautiful in a "sweet" way. The women on the Arab video were exotic and beautiful in a more seductive, sexy way. Interestingly, they...

Sure, if you know all the other guys they are fucking that you don't know of are clean too.

Loping the mule. Twist one off. Rip the motor off the mounts. I can't believe no one has put "5-Knuckle Shuffle"

If I were you I would start fucking everything you see that has two tits, a hole and a heartbeat. :D

If I could stick just the tip in.

Well damn...who's got the first? :tongue:

Sandy aka Vega Vixen aka Zsanett Egerhazi http://freeones.com/html/v_links/Vega_Vixen/

I think you should get revenge by doing a MMF threesome. Now where do you live? I keed, I keed! ;) Even better, get the 2 chicks he kissed and have a girl on girl on girl three-way that he's not invited to.! :D

One of my wife's girlfriends (while a little *****) referred to me as Donkey Boy one night. Seems my wife told the girls I was hung like a donkey and the name stuck. I'll take it. :D

craiglist is a good site for picking up HIV...I mean women for sex. :condom:

Never give up

Ttt

Dude...3 total posts...one oustanding thread. Rep to you man! :thumbsup:

I knew that was fake when he made reference to a "psychologically normal" woman. :D

Definitely. Although she did have a very nice ass and it looked further enticing with the cake on it. I could have done with out the rest...especially seeing her butthole flex. I kept thinking she was gonna add some more "chocolate icing" to the cake. As far as puddingfarts goes...:eek:

Re: Have you ever masturbated two times in a row (is it even possible?) This only happened to me once, but it was cool and weird all at the same time. I was probably 18 or 19 and my girlfriend and I were in the shower. She was on her knees sucking my dick and I started to get that feeling...

I don't think what she said was all that wierd. I've actually had several dreams about my girlfriend or wife now having a twin and the 3 of us getting it on!!! Usually one of them is a blonde and the other a brunette (her true color).

Ah gotcha..I thought you were referencing the actual bank robbery. :glugglug:

I don't see the "JESUS! He's hung like a Donkey" option on the poll. :D