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Why not just accept the gift and then return it yourself rather than ask that person to? I learned this at a young age. My ****** bought me a Quiet Riot record for Christmas...being like 8 or 9 at the time I stupidly said "Thanks for the album but next time I prefer tapes." Remember the old...

Why does the color of the person in office even matter? Or are you saying that it does indeed make someone "different?" Race shouldn't matter man. As long as people continue to make skin color a deciding factor, racism will continue to exist.

This is a tough topic for some Friday...are you seriously gonna say that there will not be an increase in "black" voters in this race? And likewise, that the majority of those will vote for Obama? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081023/ap_on_el_pr/early_voting Surveys indicate "black" voting...

You guys did detect the sarcasm about my post indicated by the multiple smilies right? :dunno::wave2::thumbsup: As for my username...I'll take it...as it was derived from my wife telling one of her girlfriends about my anatomy. Girl got ***** and said "What's up Donkey Boy!?" I said...

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." "Let me know before you come okay?"

Yeah I couldn't understand if maybe I misheard what he said in the debates, but they put text up regarding the issue in the commercial and it clearly stated $200K. I will be so happy when all this shizzizzle is over next Wednesday. Hey FLORIDA, don't fuck up the voting so it will actually BE...

Just curious but how would they run a reelection on someone who had been ******? ;) But hey, at least it would be a quick war because the Dems all have no guns and all the Repubs do. :thefinger For the record, I think the small-minded white supremacist bastard-ass retards that were plotting...

Was I the only one watching Obama's commercial last night that noticed his "tax cut for those making less than $250K" mentioned in the final debate all of a sudden changed to those making less than $200K in his commercial? :uohs:

Re: Air Tight "Airtight Skiing" is the same thing but the chick has a cock in each hand. Normally riding a guy on a couch with another guy sitting on the back of it getting head while a third guy is pounding her ass from behind and then 2 guys are getting handjobs standing on either side of...

Here's some of Miss Hottness Rachel Roxxx VIDS:http://www.flexible-positions.com/rachelroxxx/flexiblefreeones140.html PICS: http://galleries.paperstreetcash.com/trw/021/?nats=rofree11:bt:trwt1 I don't know why that double-posted but I can't delete/edit the first post now. :dunno:

Peter North has done gay porn so he would be cool with it. :1orglaugh

Here's one with Miss Hottness Rachel Roxxx http://www.flexible-positions.com/rachelroxxx/flexiblefreeones140.html

I heard you get a longer weiner that way.

Hey, the number posted on his commercial you could send a text to get voting information was 62262 That's one 6, three 2's (=6) and another 6. Ahhh 666! :eek: He also had his commercial 6 days before the election. :eek::D

Yep. Some people just don't get it. Here's how it plays out: Congress panders to special interest groups (wait, I thought we weren't gonna do that!) and repeals the 2nd Amendment. "Don't worry. The government will protect you. Hell, then why don't we just repeal the 13th Amendment...

One really awful one was Doomsday but it had Rhona Mitra in it and was the only reason I went to see it. Of course it deals with the "infected" so I guess it doesn't really count. :thefinger I would say 28 Days Later, I Am Legend (another "infected" flick), and Shaun of the Dead. FWIW...

Until we abolish the Electoral College, go to a true popular vote, and fix all the damn voting issues (seriously, WTF Florida?!?!) your vote only kinda, sorta matters.

You don't fuck Pink. She fucks you.:rolleyes: I bet she's like Tory Lane in the sack.

The way Heather goes in for the **** when the guy starts blowing is load pushes her ahead easily.:nanner:

uh...WTF!?!?! http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122477680834462659.html

Yeah I saw that commercial too. :*****: Your point is? Obama voted 100% in line with a Democratic-controlled Congress that has tied the LOWEST APPROVAL RATING ever in US History and lower than that of Bush...

Actually the fact that you obviously were disturbed that you had the thought (indicated by your post) indicates to me you are OK. Now if you had the thought, kept on munching on popcorn and went about your business...:eek:

Fuck yeah.

OK...I'm not a Gianna Michaels or a bukakke fan...but I think that just changed. OMFG!!!:rolleyes:

Seriously? None?

I had a chick do it once when she was sucking my cock. I just about blew the back of her head off when I shot my load and she came up looking like she got an Angry Dragon except she was laughing. Man that chick was awesome.

Fake dicks. Fake cum. :ban::dunno:

I masturbated to the chicks who said they masturbated to Sarah Palin! :rubbel:

Carmen Electra without even second-guessing the decision. HOT, HOT, HOT!

Pay off the mortgage. Pay cash for a Jeep. Take a 2-week long Mediterranean vacation -- Italy, and Greece. Invest the rest in real estate.

You ever think maybe pornstars say what guys wanna hear so they will sell more DVDs?

Yeah I would...only after dropping a corn-speckled deuce on her abdomen and saying "only if you clean that up first."

Johnny...but it's an inside joke. I did have a girlfriend in college that called it "Herman." WTF:confused: Ah she was a lame lay anyhow.

Actually, what it means is when that hot chick or MILF next door comes over and wants to "borrow some sugar" it actually means she wants you to gnaw on her gaunch. :scream:

I saw a house literally explode one time. Gas line blew or something like that... Anyhow, the water heater in that house was gas heated and shot itself into the neighbors roof and subsequently burned that house down too. Sad.

Should you tell a girl if her pussy stinks? I don't know a better way to put that so I figured I wouldn't sugarcoat it :dunno:

Like that's never happened before on an internet forum. :1orglaugh I just noticed the comments on that video say something about her "skills" not being useful...I BEG TO DIFFER :blowjob:

All you guys that said you'd fuck realize you'd also be fucking Jimmy Kimmel? :D For the record, I would twist it off inside Sarah Silverman. :wave2:

Trim the patch with electic clippers and a 1/4" guard attachment. Shave the shaft and the sack with some King of Shaves and a razor...VERY carefully. Tried that Norelco Body Groomer that advertises shaved "kiwis"...doesn't work very well. I agree with you when the hair starts growing back...

Yes. Way old news. Oh well, that's the joy of infinite internet forums! :1orglaugh

All you guys say this is "gay" are...well....gay. :D I'll kiss a chick deeply if she swallows my load. I'm not into cum-swapping though. To each his own.

The AR is actually a very simple weapon and anyone with knowledge of how it goes together and with the smallest amount of mechanical skill should be able to do what she just demonstrated.

If I saw either a spider or a scorpion that large I would run screaming like a little girl to the nearest corner where I would ball up sobbing and commence to fill my trousers with ***** matter.:eek:

Next Door Nikki :*****:

I actually don't find it that strange except for the fact that it is advertised as a "toy." There used to be a Mattel doll very similar in the early 70's that was anatomically correct, came in different races, and was used quite successfully as a tool to potty-train **** in 1 day. Came with...

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I actually had a ***** about her the other night. Turns out she's actually a pouty little nymph in the sack. :bowdown:

All you guys act like you wouldn't slap-a-ho for givin you some lip need to man up! LOL I keed, I keed! :D

Am I the only one thinking it was dumb to be standing above a pool with nothing to break your fall? :D

Well stated. I call 100% BS on ANYONE who says they don't look at/see the guys cock when they are watching porn. Or I guess they just like the soft-core Cinemax style porn that shows no penetration. :cool: