I've decided I'm going to spooge on my laptop

as an act of thanks to this nice machine for all the great times it's given me. I'm thinking about buying a new Apple laptop in a month or so and I think when I bring the new machine home...I will go out on one more wank session with my ol' Dell girl and unload all over the screen. I think it will make a proper theft deterrent for some dumpster diver should they think to take it home...

Is there someone you've come in contact with (pun intended) that you'd like to give a spooge farewell too, should the time ever come?

There's of course about 3 starbucks baristas I'd like to...

The last dental hygenist had a great rack and she kept pressing them into me when I had my choppers cleaned recently...she's deserving of a spooge thank you..

Anyone else want to share their real-world spoogeies.. anyone... anyone... Bueller...... Bueller...
 

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