Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Willy Wonka is a great film but there is a cabal of miscreants, like me, who believe Grandpa Joe is the embodiment of evil here on Earf. He was bedridden for twenty years; sponging off his ********-in-law, who worked as a maid; then, when his grandson Charlie wins the Golden Ticket he miraculously jumps out of bed and dances spontaneously. While touring the Wonka factory he is specifically told not to take anything but he convinces his grandson to smuggle out an everlasting gob stopper; and he was also specifically warned not to dink around with the fizzy lifting ***** but again that soulless motherfucker corrupted his grandson to partake.
Plus, if you look on his left hand he's growing a G*d damn **** nail.
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These are the only conspiracies I put any stock in.
FUCK GRANDPA JOE!
Discuss.
Plus, if you look on his left hand he's growing a G*d damn **** nail.
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These are the only conspiracies I put any stock in.
FUCK GRANDPA JOE!
Discuss.