Whenever I go to McDonald's I always bring a used condom with me and ask the girl at the counter to empty it on my chocolate sundae for me.
Tastes pretty good!
Re: Pornstars who look like celebrities
Lexi Bloom
http://www.stooorage.com/show/561/1108574_ac.jpg
and
Vanessa Lengies
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/celeb-profiles-actress/vanessa-lengies/pictures/vanessa-lengies-picture-1.jpg
I'm actually gonna go with the lesser known Kuduzela!
The vulva is where you put your vuvuzela at night....that's probably why the dudes can't stop blowing them!
Twilight Fans Aren't As Good As Justin Bieber Fans
http://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/news/twilight-fans-arent-as-good-as-justin-beiber-fans/16241.htm