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  1. TheOrangeCat

    brodkill the moderator

    That's not Brodkill: he uses a drain pipe to huff his rails.
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    10 Reasons To Drink Water

    No, a regular ass-free bottle ... otherwise the water spills out the crack.
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    If you have something to say about me, I wanna hear it

    Word. :D Interesting fact: In Kazakhstani, the word 'Brodkill' translates literally to 'self pitying, hating rainbow pony blowhard'. Is that weird or what?
  4. TheOrangeCat

    10 Reasons To Drink Water

    I have my own well, so I drink for free what city folk pay $3 a bottle for ......
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    brodkill the moderator

    'Cake' - is that beatnik parlance for heroin?
  6. TheOrangeCat

    The Official Harley Spencer Discussion Thread! (AMA)

    Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! If it's any comfort, I prefer your ass.
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    brodkill the moderator

    Probably both - it would explain the cheesy teeth and withered genitals (Dirk told me about that last detail)..
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    brodkill the moderator

    You keep forgetting to mention all the cocaine he does.
  9. TheOrangeCat

    What do you do at work?

    I manipulate time and space and explore quantum events. I also do the laundry and washing up. i work at home, so .....
  10. TheOrangeCat

    Who Geocaches?

    You've been in Holland too fucking long. You like geocaching: next you'll be clog dancing and taking vacations on houseboats.
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    If you have something to say about me, I wanna hear it

    I've been away for at least a year - and you are still as whiny, annoying and pathetic as ever. Good to see nothing ever really changes. Particularly LurkingDirk's underpants.
  12. TheOrangeCat

    Let's get these hearings underway!

    why? What's the relationship between a site pimping out voyeuristic gore porn and 'hearings'?
  13. TheOrangeCat

    Let's get these hearings underway!

    why? What's the relationship between a site pimping out voyeuristic gore porn and 'hearings'?
  14. TheOrangeCat

    Would You Date or Marry A Porn Star?

    Re: Would you marry a pornstar that still works Only if she was making decent coin. Otherwise, what's the point?
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    2013 New Years Resolutions

    To make sure my kills are forensic-proof .. that last teenage hitch-hiker almost got me caught.
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    Faith in humanity

    I have a really messy cesspit I also need cleaning up . This article has given me an idea .. guess the old folks at the local retirement home can look forward to being 'inspired' to perform their civic duty to help me out.
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    No. I'm back. :suicide:

    No. I'm back. :suicide:
  18. TheOrangeCat

    Civilian weapons

    You're right .. deciding to do something inherently risky to life is never the same as deciding to do something inherently risky ...
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    Connecticut school shooting: 18 children among 27 dead

    I apolgise. Clearly I was unclear when I said prove yourself to be ABOVE a 7-11 clerk's intellect. Yet, you couldn't spot that basic conditional factor. Hmmm ... be careful. An uneducated outsider might confuse you with a total moron.
  20. TheOrangeCat

    Connecticut school shooting: 18 children among 27 dead

    Try again ... seriously, at least try and prove you can function above 7-11 clerk level ..
  21. TheOrangeCat

    Civilian weapons

    Probably because - like bitters in a cocktail - their effect and influence are negligible.
  22. TheOrangeCat

    Connecticut school shooting: 18 children among 27 dead

    A racist, sub-educated moron says 'what' ?
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    Connecticut school shooting: 18 children among 27 dead

    Who in their right mind would? Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, each and every one of them ....
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    Civilian weapons

    How i love my STDiva .... but, seriously ... all car wrecks are accidental? For instance .. I get drunk at a bar and decide to drive home (no, that NEVER happens) and in the resulting accident people are killed ... surely the 1.20 tone weapon I pointed and shot at my victim at between 20-100mph...
  25. TheOrangeCat

    What are you listening to right now?

    I'm in this video ...
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    If you could gain an insight into the mind of only one other FO member, who would it be?

    Every single line of this post made me sad ... Squally knows why.
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    Sister-Battle:Tessa Fowler vs. Kelly Rich

    Seriously? This is what Freeones Talk has become? No wonder this Board is becoming like a refugee camp for Sierra d'Retard ... P.S. .. clearly, it's Tessa.
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    The most hardcore pr0n I ever did see...

    'I ever did see'??? WTF is wrong with you? 'I ever saw.' Or, 'I have ever seen'. You moron. :) :orangecat:
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    Con Job: Mass Shootings and Pattern Recognition

    Yay .. more musings from 'The Duff' ... shadowy energy corporation investor and federal banking bail-out profiteer .....
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    Connecticut gun laws among most strict in U.S.

    Well, if Gordon Duff says it's so, then it must be so .... all hail 'The Duff' ... who can argue with a guy who when not helming an online unaffiliated E-Zine also sits on the board of an Energy corporation (Adamus Group - , one of the world's largest energy technology firms) and, also, to quote...
  31. TheOrangeCat

    I was lost. Now I am found .. and back ... how you been, Wolfy?????

    I was lost. Now I am found .. and back ... how you been, Wolfy?????
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    I took a Sabbatical .. but I am back .. and I'm meaner and cuter than ever ..lol-a-lol-a-lol...

    I took a Sabbatical .. but I am back .. and I'm meaner and cuter than ever ..lol-a-lol-a-lol! How the hell are you??
  33. TheOrangeCat

    Civilian weapons

    Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and .. yaaaaawn ..... how about we ban car ownership? Even cars with automatic transmission. Want to compare statistics ... (hint: you don't)
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    Hot Dog Paradise

    I like Worm Dogs ...
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    A real man....

    We all know that's rectal bleed debris from the ass of your last male rape victim ... Oil Boy!
  36. TheOrangeCat

    And people wonder why these mass shooting sprees continue

    I wonder why you have created multiple threads about the same thing. Can I shoot you? I will be able to explain my actions. In multiple identical threads.
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    If you could gain an insight into the mind of only one other FO member, who would it be?

    Definitely Will E. That kind of delusional insanity is the kind of delusional insanity that could make or break a career in psychiatry. Who could resist?
  38. TheOrangeCat

    Favourite flavour of crisps?

    Cheese 'n' Onion. Ready Salted. 'nuff said ....
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    Larry Hagman dead at 81, portrayed notorious TV villain J.R. Ewing

    Best. T.V Villain Evar RIP Larry, you magnificent bastard!:orangecat:
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    Dani Jensen / FuckedHard18 Dani

    Brady Paige, now using the name Lia Lor.
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    Miss Hybrid - official thread

    It's Miss H all the way - a cert for Euro, should be a cert for OCSM too .. as for Miss FO .. meh. I think the 'real' vote over who's the Queen of FO takes place in the OCSM poll. Jus' saying .... :D
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    Say something about Obama, you're called a racist. How soon they (liberals) forget.

    Re: Say something about Obama, you're called a racist. How soon they (liberals) forge
  43. TheOrangeCat

    Have you ever tried Swapping your Testicles around?

    What's a brutha to do ....? :dunno:
  44. TheOrangeCat

    Have you ever tried Swapping your Testicles around?

    I'm dangling and dipping in the briny ocean next chance I get .....? In the meantime, I am gluing on bits of anchovy rubbed macaroni pieces in the hope they will fool the ladies.
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