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If that happens to become something I'm in need of, you'll be the first I'll notify :rolleyes:

Wow, you're fooled easily! ;-)

So when will we get you over to our side of town for a shoot? I think that would make one hell of a show, I've been drooling over you for awhile now! :D

Just reimbursement for your airfare! Oh, and condoms. And lube. Oh, and I like Patron. :1orglaugh

Too bad, I need some undersexed pervs! You'd think it would be easier to find guys for shoots, but everyone's afraid to be on camera. :-P

Come visit me instead. Only thing I'll pop up is your stiffy! ;-)

rep me anytime drf, rep me good & hard. Go ahead I can take it. :angels:

better that life is too short than your weiner being too short! :1orglaugh Thanks Hellraiser!

Well I better get to it huh? Thanks!! :-)

I've been known to work in tight quarters, so maybe I can un-stick ya ;-) Seriously, how do I get "rep power" which you have like 10,000 of and I have none? Somebody 'rep me' a good one!

Actually...I am. But you need to be okay with being on camera, and the fact I'm in Phoenix and you're in Chicago means you probably won't make it in time for my live 9 p.m. MT show. Maybe tomorrow night? :D

Thank God. Normal people scare me. Badly.

I think you were fine until you decided not to vote for me :-P

You know, I'd do Gary Coleman. I'd ride him til he was screaming whatcha talking bout Alanna.....

Is THAT what I was feeling? I thought it was the remnants of lunch...so happy it's you! :1orglaugh :angels:

wow, direct and to the point. Although it makes me wonder, if I wasn't a nympho, would you still fuck me?

Thought it was time to share more on here...let me know if you like and I'll post a lot more frequently! This shoot was from awhile ago when hubby Seth took me to a Bed & Breakfast in Michigan (we live in Arizona now, thankfully!). We had fun and yep, we're amateurs but I think they turned out ok!

Oh man I forgot BBT on my list! Absolutely LOVE that show!

Currently: Better off Ted Modern Family Two and 1/2 men 30 Rock All Time: Friends Girlfriends (yeah Reggie!) Seinfeld As a Youth: Roseanne The Cosby Show Fresh Prince

I can't (I used to twirl a mean baton though!) but hubby plays piano. Tough to convince him to though, it's a rare occasion when he does. Guess it's about time I talk him into it again soon...

It's unanimous: anal fingering for adult truth or dare. Seldom are questions answered so definitively!

Can't. Freaking. Wait.

Alice in Chains What the Hell Have I (remix)

welcome from an almost-newbie!

Yeeks. Was gonna say something about the question this thread started with but things have deteriorated past my comfort level....

A girl in glasses! Yum!

Thought I was straight until I was about 24, then realized that I had been bisexual all along....I LOVE pussy, but I couldn't live without dick!:thumbsup:

Neil Peart, Jon Bonham, Dave Grohl;)

That's what we're doing. Lots of gift cards. Horribly impersonal, I know, but it works for who I'm buying for ;-) At least I HOPE we get it done tomorrow.

I honestly think you guys are being too tough on him...I've met a LOT of guys who enjoy their own cum. There probably isn't a guy in the world who hasn't at last tasted his own semen whether they'll admit it or not. And I should know - I talk with guys every day about their fantasies!

Please tell me I'm not the only one!! :eek:

Part of me feels guilty 'cause it was sunny and 73 here in Phoenix yesterday (today more cloudy and 60s). The other part of me is envious of anyone in the Netherlands! :-Q

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Zane Lamprey (Three Sheets - anyone else watch that show?)

oops. Double posted somehow...sorry!

I think I peed myself a little reading that. Oh, and I'm a pussy licker. I've licked my share of asses, male and female, and it doesn't do much for me, giving or receiving. When it comes to my butt, I'd rather have something in it than have it licked...just my 2cents.

Haven't even started. And I'm not going out this weekend, it's crazy out there. (and I mean shoppers, not the weather...sorry East Coasters, it's beautiful here today)

They're coming to Phoenix in February, can't wait!

I'd like to think of myself as an amateur bartender, but professional drinker comes closer... http://www.iamanympho.com/blog/?p=31

LOL, well I don't get many complaints! :glugglug:

Never understood anal gaping personally and I don't enjoy doing that... That said, I'd suggest searching for sites that are related...stuff like speculums. Just my two cents.

I'm never letting my husband write on me in lipstick again! :0P

LMAO I remember that!! I had more fun that it looked, btw...I actually like anal. Alot. lol!

Thanks guys! I feel welcome already!

Ugh! Sorry to be a scrooge but I can't stand any more Christmas songs! For those who love 'em, that's cool, but I'm just overwhelmed with them everywhere I go! Ack! :rolleyes:

Been poking around for a few days and thought it was time I said a general "hi" to the community here! Hi! I'm Alanna, run my own website, all that stuff, check it out, blah, blah, blah. But as a newbie, I should offer a gift up of some pics, shouldn't I" How bout these for now? One of my...

How about Colon, Michigan?

I meet a lot of guys (and I mean a LOT of guys!) who are into feet...I didn't get it at first, but I've learned a lot from talking to guys over the years as to what they're looking for, what exactly turns them on about feet (and most every guy is different!) and while I don't get off on girls...

The Godfather (I know, how could I have gone so long without watching it!) Can't wait for Avatar to open!!

True story:Way back when I first started masturbating used to put on 2LiveCrew and rub myself on my pillow as I listened to them calling me dirty names. Still love name calling today! :o

You get what you pay for.