Hi, I'm Alanna and I'm a nympho...

[Alanna Thomas]

Hi I'm ~~Whimsy~~

In a day or so you will find me so irresistible to the point you will be seeing nothing but remnants of my name because I drive you that crazy and wild!

Is THAT what I was feeling? I thought it was the remnants of lunch...so happy it's you! :1orglaugh :angels:

 

[Alanna Thomas]

Hi Alanna, I'm a nympho too. Don't let my avatar fool you!

You know, I'd do Gary Coleman. I'd ride him til he was screaming whatcha talking bout Alanna.....

 

[Alanna Thomas]

I'm a man whore ... whaddya think? :shy:

I think you were fine until you decided not to vote for me

 

[Alanna Thomas]

Hi there, Alanna. Being a nympho, you should enjoy being around this bunch of pervs. Don't worry, though, there are some normal people around here.



I think we keep them locked in the attic.

Thank God. Normal people scare me. Badly.

 

[Alanna Thomas]

Hi Alanna. :wave:

Are you soliciting volunteers?

:tongue:

Actually...I am. But you need to be okay with being on camera, and the fact I'm in Phoenix and you're in Chicago means you probably won't make it in time for my live 9 p.m. MT show. Maybe tomorrow night?

 

[Alanna Thomas]

Welcome Alanna, I'm a sex addict and I am stuck on my 4th step maybe you can help me work it out. :1orglaugh

I've been known to work in tight quarters, so maybe I can un-stick ya ;-) Seriously, how do I get "rep power" which you have like 10,000 of and I have none? Somebody 'rep me' a good one!

 

[drf]

I've been known to work in tight quarters, so maybe I can un-stick ya ;-) Seriously, how do I get "rep power" which you have like 10,000 of and I have none? Somebody 'rep me' a good one!

Board members have to give rep to you, like I just did... I hope I repped you good sweetie.

 

[jod0565]

Seriously, how do I get "rep power" ? Somebody 'rep me' a good one!

Like you mentioned - you have to post more often - I believe 100 posts will start a number count of rep under your avatar.

Welcome to the board and we all look forward to "seeing" more of you.

 

[HELLRAISER]

wow, direct and to the point. Although it makes me wonder, if I wasn't a nympho, would you still fuck me?

I'm direct becoz life is too short

if you weren't a nympho I'd still want to fuck you becoz I happen to be a nympho myself

BTW I already repped you earlier today babe

 

[tartanterrier]

Welcome to the board Alanna - like the pics

 

[Alanna Thomas]

Like you mentioned - you have to post more often - I believe 100 posts will start a number count of rep under your avatar.

Welcome to the board and we all look forward to "seeing" more of you.

Well I better get to it huh? Thanks!!

 

[Alanna Thomas]

I'm direct becoz life is too short

if you weren't a nympho I'd still want to fuck you becoz I happen to be a nympho myself

BTW I already repped you earlier today babe

better that life is too short than your weiner being too short! :1orglaugh
Thanks Hellraiser!

 

[Alanna Thomas]

Board members have to give rep to you, like I just did... I hope I repped you good sweetie.

rep me anytime drf, rep me good & hard. Go ahead I can take it. :angels:

 

[Shadowslayer77]

Alanna Thomas Well I Shadowslayer77 am an undersexed pervert... maybe we could help each other out. Kidding my wife would kill me. Rightly so. Welcome to the boards. Rep is a tricky thing still collecting mine slowly.

 

[Sicario]

Actually...I am. But you need to be OK with being on camera, and the fact I'm in Phoenix and you're in Chicago means you probably won't make it in time for my live 9 p.m. MT show. Maybe tomorrow night?

OK no problem at all. You can book my travel with Travelocity or Orbitz. I prefer to leave out of Midway but O'Hare is fine as well. Anything I should bring in particular?

:1orglaugh

 

[Jane Burgess]

Oh geez Alanna. I don't think these guys could handle you. I have seen your Camz show and I am pretty sure you would end up killing them. LOL

 

[nathan13]

hello and welcome to the board those pics are very nice

 

[Rey C.]

Thought it was time to share more on here...let me know if you like and I'll post a lot more frequently!
This shoot was from awhile ago when hubby Seth took me to a Bed & Breakfast in Michigan (we live in Arizona now, thankfully!). We had fun and yep, we're amateurs but I think they turned out ok!

Ahhhh. You look so sweet & innocent in this one.

 

[JacknCoke]

Welcome to your new addiction Alanna

 

[Wainkerr99]

Nymphos are strictly forbidden on this board.
































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