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You may - just maybe - wanna do some research. Tongue studs do not bother your teeth at all (unless you have NO self-control and spend 24/7/365 banging your tongue against your teeth). Have had a tongue stud for over year. I may be slutty -i n a good way! - but certainly not low class. What r...

What am I, chopped liver? :)

From someone who has both done porn AND fucked a lot of non-porn guys, I'd rather have the 'average' guys any day. 6 1/2 inches is perfect (of course, translated from male-speak, you're about 5 inches. But that's cool, 5 inches is just what I need!) Biggest guy I've ever fucked is Shane Diesel...

Sorry I ruined it by getting pissy with the STFU post :o

Bull-fuckin-shit, ass nosher! If I fucking wanna swear, I'll fucking swear until I turn Patty the Daytime Hooker red in her cock-smokin' face! Wait, was that un-lady-like to say?

Yeah? Tough to tell you're joking. Remember FO isn't just a bunch of your buddies, us females are here too and as a rule, we don't take well to being told to shut up.... I don't have many rules when it comes to sex (just ask! hehe) but obnoxiousness is one way to get crossed off my to-do list...

So Bob, what exactly do you like to hear? Here's what turns me on about sucking cock... A hard cock makes me wet...and the harder (not the size, just that it's hard!) the wetter... I love it when I know a blowjob is just a blowjob...meaning THAT is the focus and I can do everything in my power...

Show me a guy who says stuff like this and I'll show you a guy who masturbates way more and has sex way less than he'd like to....

As someone who has de-virginized a few guys, I'll offer this advice: knowing a guy is a virgin adds some pressure to the female (at least for me - I don't escort, so maybe I care more than I should?!) Be well-groomed. No woman likes a stinky penis. Be respectful. Unless you're paying for a sub...

Rachel McAdams has been on my to-do list for awhile. I wonder if she knows it?

Wow. Ok, here's an idea: Come to Phoenix Arizona, be polite, well-groomed (i.e. shower first!), sign a model release, show you're of age, then fuck me instead. You'll go home with the satisfaction of having made a contribution to society (my website members will enjoy the video) and not the...

Cool! And now you're my 100th post! I have rep now! Woohoo!

Any chance the talented Freeones photoshop artist could photoshop #2's boobs into all of the pictures on my website? It would be greatly appreciated! :-D

Don't cry! I'd happy do any sexual act Katy Perry wants me to do. But I won't eat her poop. :tongue:

That's impressive BSD!

We'll bloom together ;)

ewwwwwwwwwww! Not even with Katy Perry! I mean ewwwwwwwwwwww!

I'm just finally learning football. Please don't make me learn another sport!

If the people I went to high school with me knew I make porn for a living, they'd shit themselves. I was the ultimate late bloomer, shy and mousy in school, hardly dated, didn't even have sex 'til I was 19...I think I've more than made up for it now! :nanner:

She can spend all day at my porn site. Hell, I'll give her a live show ;)

well aren't you just a big ole barrel of happiness! Too little testosterone for you? Not enough car chases, explosions and jiggly bits? Bet $10 you never saw the movie. For those who aren't turned off by movies that aren't Die Hard, try it, you'll like it.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=372598

Hey you almost-next-door OCSM! You got that right...seems like since the economy tanked every third female in the world has decided they'd make a fortune in dirty movies. We - and everyone else in the porn biz we know - are overrun with emails from women asking how they can get into porn. It's...

You mean my website isn't the only porn site on the internet??? OMG, I've been lied to!!! AAARRRGGGHHH...there's nothing left to live for now...I'm plunging off the closest cliff tonight.... Ok, here's an honest answer from someone in the adult biz: I keep a few memberships with friends of mine...

I love Fred Willard no matter what movie he's in. And he's in pretty much every movie I watch. What does that say about me? :eek:

Anybody else seen this movie thinking it would be lame and thought it was funny as hell? OK, granted, hubby and I weren't exactly sober but we laughed our asses off. Seth is my Francoise Dillinger.

Hmm, guess it's time for me to start looking into midget porn! :nanner:

Well more the guy - that's what I'm thinking of - but a couple would be cool! If you know me, you know I love women! :D

Unreal. It's hard to believe how numb we've gotten to these massive disasters. Just since 9/11 so many terrible things have happened and it's easy to lose sight of the amount of human suffering going on while we're sitting here enjoying ourselves. Now I'm sad.

I would! I would! Seriously, hubby and I have talked about this, it's one of my things to check off my list. Any little people who would like to apply, let me know!

I didn't read all of the answers here, but I can say for sure: for me, I love just about every kind of sexual expression there is, but looking up a colon isn't something I find sexy. I've gaped for guys before, but it sure doesn't turn me on. If it works for you...well, we do need more...

I wanna win the fuck PornoDan contest! :-) When is that happening? :-D I'm heading your way soon...

Thanks TT! The sun's back out today (I'm in Arizona for pete's sake, we don't usually get 2 rainy days in a row!) and I'm happy ;-) :wave:

That explains that little cloud hanging over my head all the time! :D

First temptation was to shout "Read the damn description!' but then figured if you missed the description that must mean the pictures are distracting - and that's good, right? :D And for further explanation, Jean has a website at JeanSwing.com...

As a former Michigander, I don't appreciate four-letter words like that! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yeah you guys are the ones sending us all this rain...supposed to rain here all week too :-P But I've been staying snuggly :-)

It's cloudy and rainy and under 60 degrees this morning in Phoenix (I know,I know, it's much worse where you are!) but it's just kinda depressing today. So I decided to brighten everyone's day (including mine!) by sharing some pics of sunnier days...Happy Monday!

The only queens in porn are gay men and they don't do anything for me (and vice-versa lol) But you'd have to have about 80,000 pictures, a few hundred hours of hardcore video and live webcam shows six times a week to raise yourself up to my level... (btw, how's that for a subtle plug for my...

Says you fuck 'em all, and you're still undersexed? Time to hand the nympho crown over to you, I guess...:glugglug:

Thank you that's very sweet! And I've had a few handfuls of pornstars ;-)

Thanks! Oh, and now I'm 1 post closer to 100...

I'm too stoned to read that whole article. (p.s., where's the sarcasm button on my keyboard?) :cool:

There's only one correct answer: hard.

For you other girls on here who do webcam privates, how often do you get guys wanting to be fucked in the ass with a strap-on? I seem to get a LOT of them. Either I look like somebody who likes fucking guys in the ass, or there are a LOT of closeted bi-curious men out there...just sayin!

Re: Who made you cum today? Nobody yet today. Later, I'm guessing it will be me.

Snow by RHCP

Well thank you Ozzie! And yes, for fuck's sake, keep your language clean around me, I'm a fucking lady!

Made that drive across the desert many times bigsexy (almost shortened your name to BS, then thought that's not right!) If you find yourself in Phoenix, let me know!

I bet I could raise you from the dead ;-)