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I just can't think why he moved to Monaco;-)

I really don't mind MP etc fucking Prostitutes - what I do mind is them doing it with our money, I pay my taxes for them to do a days work! If they want to fuck around they can do it with their own money on their own time!

I really don't mind MP etc fucking Prostitutes - what I do mind is them doing it with our money, I pay my taxes for them to do a days work! If they want to fuck around they can do it with their own money on their own time!

Jenson Button ... as he was a local to moi!

Have you ever noticed how nearly all western politicians are the same, all just middle management types - way out of their depths! (But the pays good)

I'm afraid as a UK resident, under new legislation to control the Internet all forms of masturbation are now banned! If you wish to masturbate over myself or anyone else - you must be an MP or a member of the establishment .... sorry :hairpull:

Why do you think I gave it up - plus the beard and body odor wasn't my thing :boobies:

I prefer a good handsignal .....

Anyone that calls themself ..... a professional! Ohhh and people calling themselves .... webmasters!

Say cheese ;-) You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Chopper3000 again.

This doesn't really sound like a marriage made in heaven!

Morning all .... just having a friend round;-)

That's old news ........ ;-)

Nearly all Top Gear!DAVE:bigjump:

You must be a mind reader? :boobies:

Mwah XXX :boobsqueez:

Better late than never .... happy 5th July;-)

Clock or dock I'm happy .... ;-)

Ripped Pantyhose ;-)

In the Cotswold we have a Rommel Lane! Did the Field Marshall enjoy West Country holidays in happier times?

Jagger69 come to Bristol and I'll take you to the http://www.7stars.co.uk/ infact we can just have a pub crawl around the dock:beer:

Just a little update .... new movie update ;-)

Never say never ;-) but I'm getting quite into fucking Lynda Leigh at the moment ..... but I'll see what I can sort out!

Sorry guys and girlies not been around much ...... busy, busy, busy ..... just a little update ....

I'm quite happy with her doing GG :love-smi:

Fresh off the press ;-) Lynda Leigh in action!

Well now you have!

I would if I could ... 'You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rey C. again.':kiss:

Sometimes Americans are SO BIG we can't fit you in!:eek:

Without Hitler what on earth would they have to put on our modern 24 hour multi channel TV's networks ...... more repeats of 'Top Gear'?

Or even 'have' :spanking:

No ....... far to many people has been banned :angel1:

Some middle aged men can go a little over the top when offered a 'Salad at 10PM':fight:

Congratulations! .... now you can get going ..... so much to do and so little time to do it in;-) Mwah XXX

Is it handbags at dawn?

Euro man ..... ysWp2FkZ9cc Cumeth :angels:

So what part of Europe is Israel, Morocco or Azerbaijan!

Leslie Kong :bateyes:

Next you'll be confusing American Football with Rugby!

No male talent :shock: we've Dino Velvet, bobjustbob, Ace Boobtoucher, Johan, Blue Countach, bahodeme the list is endless ... even assari:dunno:

Controversial biscuits .... only in the UK can a cake be taken to court to prove it's not a biscuit! Jaffa-cakes-cake-or-biscuit.

Who wants a nibble of my crumpet?

I do wish Nabisco would stop sending them over ...... the war finished in 1945! A good everyday biscuit in the UK is a Digestive and when we're splashing out ...... we put chocolate on them :drool1:

It's all smoke and mirrors ;-) "Climategate"!

Happy Valentine's Day;-)

It's what I wear for housework;-)

I'm afraid Inigo Montoya is a fictional character ..... Drake was the real deal!

I think you should get out more! And the next time you're in Spain just fly this flag ;-)