I'm ****. I got a migraine last night and I've been throwing up ever since. It's nice though. I mean, I'm losing weight, so that's nice. Plus, my bathroom smells. So, that's good.
Also, I'm watching Frasier and Daphne is giving my cock a hard time. HE HE HE, pun intended.
I haven't generated a turd yet. I'm scared for when I do though. The Chefhole is going to be PISSED when it realizes what it has to pass through itself. I'll probably get a contact ***** from the fumes. Much like your...lingering proof?
So, my PS3 is sucking a cock. When I hook up to the internet, it says that I can't log into my account, but it won't tell me why. Was I ***** one night and changed my password without knowing it? I've been known to do such mularkey.
I drank some beers last night to pass the time. I ended up ******** so much **** that it's made my butthole emit some stinky stinks this morning. My apartment smells like a dog food factory.
Huh? What is this? Where I am? Where are these words coming from?