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Happy Holidays. :)

Always hated phones. Never got a beeper or a pager. Someone gave me a cell phone in 2004 and I finally used it. For texting. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia_1100

Shadow Man'd that shiz.

/knows you are a crooked cop, now

Cindy and the crew have been LaBelle'd differently. (Labeled)

We got a lead on the perp who nicked Reiner. One 'rollo tomasi'.

I recall once, when my 'special education' guardians (not kidding, but that is a story for another time) picked up the phone, he wondered what the static was. I told him, after a moment of autistic translation, that they were 'talking' to each other. He took it literally. I made it as simple as...

If this was a few years ago, and we were on the front page of any given pron tube, that same title would read so differently. "Best part of going shopping with M0ther in law" 20:17 Uploaded 3 days ago Fauxcest Central Fans.ly Official Website

If you think that's bad, do a search for 'rubber banding' in video games. Example: The person in last place gets the 'blue shell' from pickups. Whoever is in first cant go a full 100% speed and only gets lame pickups. Basically every game, ever.. has been holding your hand until you get OP...

Thank you for updating mesa and some wayland instabilities with my bazzite install. /submits a ticket for steam still causing a gui reboot every first open, tho

Merry Christmas, Emily!

Cant say I did. Heard about some Game'n'Watch thing. Saw the lil calculator watches. Casio? I think? made the nicer ones. I once had a watch that I bought during, and it somehow lasted thru.. basic training. It died first week of AIT tho. At least the springy thing that holds in the band did...

Arise from your grave. In 2026.

You my only friend, Abba Zabba.

I recall we had mac 2's for the longest, and the server was saved for the teacher. Had a CD-ROM drive back when it was a thing. Eventually we all got cd drives, but no local storage. Just a bunch of dummy terminals loading paint, quicklinks, spreadsheets and quicktime. IIRC I once brought in a...

And here we have misplaced hopes and dreams, lady and gentleboners.

Did someone say IT jokes?

/nods I mean, it doesnt HAVE to be an ale wench. Didnt the logo have some old white guy on a rocker chair? It wouldnt be hard to find an old white lady who is racked out. Overalls, straw hat, etc. I daresay we should use Camilla Creampie. (Although she is undoubtedly not Amurican)

Quite possibly. ********, as well. Then a smorgasboard of existential crises and emotions. ...I mean, depends on the person, of course. But you DID say murderous. The loss of control, the release of endorphins, the very likely complete change of viewpoint after you come back down from reality...

She retired. Running ad revenue off of ancient content and finished off with fully clothed and disrespectful videos for the simps who liked feminism. Basically quit porn and decided to talk **** at a camera to squeeze profits from that portion of her crowd.

I believe I got it. Sarre if I didnt.

Stephen Colbert: "Munchma Quchi" /proceeds to break character for a good 30 seconds

The juggs are pinker.

Sho nuff.

I do not haff a tree. Just snow, chickens and the delicate heat and ambience of... another craptop running Yuletide Fire.mp4 with crackle sounds.

The penises played like a bunch of football people. The abortion was a game.

Go to bed. :)

You... pay? For porn? Just how many sites are you into?

Yes, the exploitedteens video exists. But you'll have to dig. A LOT. Enjoy standard def porn. It isnt bad. It just isnt good. @mmiko126 You'll never find the third scene. It has been gone since since gone. In other news, not that anyone asked... Violetta has been under the weather for a few...

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/woks outside Hrm. HRM! /looks up ITS SNOWING MY D))DS https://youtu.be/YvI_FNrczzQ?si=HQMzamf7ms0K8OCt

If I knew then what I knew now, I would be mildly surprised at how basically there are only 10 active threads and most of them are some rando going to their favorite pronstarz and typing a 'd00d I cummed so hard' or the ancient members adding another link to a pornstar who may or may not be dead...

It isnt that good. It was good for it's time. Then they made a really good 2 games for SNES and nintendo 64. Then they fucked off for a while. (decades) Then they made some really good one where you can do whatever you want, kinda. Like mash this item with that and create monstrosities of your...

Renamed as part of her birthday present. There is now less 404zen for Les.

I have applied makeup to her thread(s).

Judging from the years, makeup definitely plays a part. Ya know when you can just tell nobody stood up and said.."you should stop that" Because sure it is your personal choice to look that particular way. But, to rephrase that guy from 'The Princess Bride' I do not think you look the way you...

Yeah, they'll answer.

/nods

It is always okay to be weird. But I say that because weird became normal, some time ago. It was awful nice of covid to make more of us, too. #MentalHealthAwareness

Behold, a whoosh in the wild. :) Rule 34 and 35. Ahem: 34) There is porn of it. No exceptions. 35) If porn does not exist of it, it will be created. Also highly relevant is rule 63. There are no girls on the internet. But that doesnt mean what you think it means. It also doesnt mean the next...

/points to r34 Nothing is sacred. Everything is sexy. /points to r35 ...and if it isnt YET sexy.. someone will create the sexy. Somewhere. (tumblr used to be excellent for such insanity. Deviant Art was okay.)

Communication is key, tho. Even when it isnt. Because noone will ever REALLY know you. But they can know you more.

Growing up: "Ya know women are better drivers. Cuz insurance is cheaper for us" A few years later: /finds out women crash 2.5x more, sooo... they end up paying way more. Now: We have a president who might very well outlaw women driving, because it is a public safety concern. He sends the...

I remember when B's were perfect and D's were for chunky mums. Somewhere in the later 80s and early 90s, tits and ass surpassed that 'Barbie ideal', imo.

I'm just done with games. Fitgirl is a fucking joke. Installs fail on win or linux. (Yeah, let us just repack a game BADLY and send it into the world. Have you ever had to double check your .net installs? visualwhatevers? **** settings? Proton compatibility? UNARC.DLL errors) Back to emulation...

Have you considered the church of *******? When your life isnt worth living, there is a higher purpose. Dru&& isnt the answer. The final answer is the best.

Fox has been outfoxed.

I remember when this was absolute. in the 2000s they started becoming more dynamic. They installed the cameras, the cameras detected traffic density, time between cars, etc. But yeah, 60 mph would mean a longer yellow for stopping distance. Red is now determined by how many cars are ahead of...