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Blanka has tapped light punch until the shock occurred.

Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan

I remember, once upon a time I was playing mechwarrior 3 or 4. It was 2008. I was irrationally *****. At one point I cussed out the game with a string of racial slurs or perhaps conglomerations of cusswords that dont necessarily make sense, or maybe insulted the game's ******. It was at some...

https://xhamster.com/creators/bradd His girl often grools after a few anal orgasms. See: Cattiey's Big Ass mercilessly drilled OR anally hammered Masturbating in a abandoned building till I cum HisHornyLilSlut and EuroSlut sometimes does, but its more of the excess lube fake stuff, lately. She...

Is there a whois record of who had the site at that time? It would tell the tale.

Alexia "Ally" Ioannides (born January 1998) is an American actress, best known for playing Dylan Jones in the NBC drama series Parenthood from 2014 to 2015, and Tilda in the 2015-2019 AMC martial arts drama series Into the Badlands. It is october, and Angry Orchard sponsored a horror film with...

Emilia Clarke "Put a baby in here"

I'm generally PreviouslyLongNowAverageAndNicelyFlaccid Thank general Zod for middle age. I'm tired of sex.

To be fair, Daisy Ridley's rear IS actually very impressive. A shame she wasnt being pushed as a sex symbol, it would've been a saving grace for the newer trilogy.

My own personal law of motion: When I try to squeeze a rag, there will, somehow, every time.. be a spritz of water upon my shoe. SOMEHOW. If I go outside to the spigot and aim away from myself? Wet foot. If I'm standing at a sink doing dishes.. IN THE SINK.. wet foot. "Life, uh, finds a way." ~...

Homemade hooch. Raisins, prunes, apples, applesauce, fruit ********, pears, apple juice, cherry juice, grapes. Varying levels, depending on the bottle. Nothing special. Just something to fill the stomach and **** the liver.

Hurricane katrina is fine. Frankie went to hollywood. Ramona has her flowers.

Your friendly neighborhood moderator drives a 2006 Toyota Echo. (Vitz) It is the best go kart I've ever had. Previous go karts: 86 chevy cav 2006 Ford Focus

I am absolutely convinced that blankets are suic!dal and believe, wholeheartedly (wholeblanketedly?) that jumping off the bed to the floor will be their blessed deliverance. They also seem to have short memories and do not remember all the previous failed attempts. I have decided to become like...

I see.

Pssst. Are you .. high? Are you.. keeping it in first gear whilst you type replies?

Absolutely agree. I thoroughly enjoy ugly girls, myself. Which, to be precise.. is just my preference for them, in general. I also enjoy those that look like my ex's, friends, the server at olive garden with the nice smile, the gas station lady who didnt card me for Dip, fam members, the girl on...

Repeat it until it does. Do not call your service provider or MicroApple. RTV.

Ruby is red. Catherine has moved. Some rando russian girl is now in her groove.

I have mooshed Veronica with Veronica and made VerTwoica.

That is explosivey incorrect and watered down. Set on that stool over there and let me move it on out.

"reveals" About a decade or two past that. :)

Uh huh. I see what you guys are doing.

I propose that not only do we lock this thread, but we consider that perhaps everyone in the world is now ABSOLUTELY aware of which performer is which. The only reason we should keep the board open is to welcome all future galleries and videos of-note. Perhaps, in 5 years we will have to repeat...

nah, fr no cap fam, you dont need the dictionary. Just assume the L.

Reminds me of the 'Love is not enough' era. IIRC that was 'The Fragile' 2 disc set I still quote 'the wretched' to the dismay of the more.. 'optimistic' ppl around me. :)

Kissed Kima. From afar. Mostly listened to Trent. You heard his latest?

/points to the age group, quoted at the bottom. The menfolk will grow to be obnoxious and hopefully funny. The women.. will find that their audience is usually after a certain thing. So it'd be nice to see how many wish to be a cashier. We could use some nice humans at a register. Less servers, tho.

I have transported the trans and watch the latest NIY video.

Another performer who is impossible to find. Unless you use 'Icewhite'. /le sigh

Announcer voice: Jade. Versus. jdae. Fghit! /music streams in as if a CD was skipping on a discman in the 90s

In other news, some pro palestine guy on youtube, whose name is Hasan Piker? (I know OF him) apparently used a shock collar on his dog. I dont necessarily care about this, but the algorhythm makes sure I now know about this. A lady person human rep was trying to explain the situation, and told...

But only in socially acceptably non acceptable ways. Like when Jon Voight shows up to your dau... uh, 'female offspring's birthday' and starts flirting with all her friends and you know he isnt going to do anything. But you should really get on his ass, cuz Jon does this kinda thing. He thinks...

I disagree. I think that is huge cavalier. The 8 cylinder edition.

Which was promptly forgotten for a few decades. Then, in a weird turn of events.. an exec, SOMEWHERE... thought that making dollar DLCs was a good idea. Because we ran the world off quarters in the 80s, right? Now I can buy a spas12 in any given game for 1.99. Is it necessary? Is it a cheat? Do...

Mika has sinned, once again.

I have knelt upon these threads.

/proceed to see a lovely girl on someone's profile /look up her actual thread Piercings. Tattoos. Lip injections. Hrm.. Things change, eh?

Thank you for the Boobies like. Merry Christmas.

I gave Misty some Malia. She'l love it.

Bless you.

/staggers into the thread Ugh. Hunting season is a dick-kicker. Let us wander thru the dark and not twist our ankles, set in a spot and not make noise for a few hours whilst we wait for an elk to wander this way. We didnt get anything, but another guy did. Today is a rest day. Tomorrow? Dunno..

All the belles have been Tinked.

You have been edited into history as the dook person. :)

MY DUDE YOU FINALLY POSTED SO-CHEE. Lemme just .. add to the conversation. ;)

Thanks for the thanks in the thanks thanks thanks thanks.

/merges and renames your comment ;)

I have brought the morning star to Lilith and gave Kelly some Klass.

Indeed! Where ARE the bishes? /harumphs