On a scale of 1-10, my penis would like to see your smile at like an 8 and a half. Eh, maaaaybe a little less, but definitely not more. I mean, it hungers for your happiness, but it doesn't necessarily want to be gay or anything. MEH!!!
You like Three Dog Night?
"Well, I've never been to Spain, but I kinda like the MUUUUUSIC!!!! They say the ladies are insane there, they sure know how to USE IT!!!"