Recent content by trunk_monkey

They've started enlarging asses at www.extremeasses.com. Between that and giant fake penises, I don't know what to believe in anymore!

Okay, how about more like Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?

:rofl: That is pretty damn funny since that guy had to be going nuts wondering what he should do. It must have been like Sophie's choice for him.

U S A! U S A! We're number one! In your face Britain! IN YOUR FACE!

I like how the friends just stand around laughing and then eventually say, "You know what, maybe being repeatedly punched in the head might not be the best thing for him." Guy really must've deserved it, either that or he has really crappy friends.

Congratulations, I think you have evidence that evolution is absolutely possible.

This is exactly what will happen if they ban porn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fwccFTJIdo

We all have done careless things to some degree when we were young. It's always sad to see some *** die for the careless thing he chose to do. Do I think they should be slapped, of course. But death by clown roller coaster seems a little extreme. The clown roller coaster was entirely an...

Welcome to the board, and by the way you have a really great name. As for the question, I like it standing, sitting, laying, or even hanging upside down by my feet given a relatively good support system; pretty much any way I can get it. Next question, what's the stupidest/funniest thing...

Congratulations and I hope it was worth the wait. It's always great to wait for that special someone...err...someones. On a side note, Indiana Jones is so awesome he gets other people laid.

I trust the scientists, it's not like they just put together a super collider without examining the theoretical side of the experiment in heavy detail. That would be an awesome meeting if it did though...it'd probably go like this. Can I have millions of dollars to build a super collider that...

I just think this whole thing is kind of stupid. People do dangerous things knowing that they are dangerous, and then when **** happens they wonder what went wrong. If they wanted to attend an ******* street race at 3 in the morning, then fine with me, but I'm not feeling sorry for someone...

I was on a prison tour in Nebraska and there was a story about an axe ********. He was sent to prison for attempted ****** when he tried to **** a woman with an axe, but even though he stuck it in her head, she didn't die; hence the attempted part. While in prison he studied law and eventually...

I think you can't plan an evening, because if you try then it will go horribly wrong. You just got to set the mood and go where the night takes you, moment by moment. Do the unexpected and romantic. For example, I would put the table that hotel rooms have in the middle of the room. Then...

Que?