cheesy pick up lines / one liner jokes...

[LeyaFalcon]

Ok so I like to laugh and hear awful cheesy pick up lines and cheesy one liner jokes so share your favorites

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Tjena bönan, har du lust att gå hem till mig och fröa?

 

[squallumz]

Tjena bönan, har du lust att gå hem till mig och fröa?

gasp!! my ****** was a saint!

 

[Petra]

Tjena bönan, har du lust att gå hem till mig och fröa?

You pick up girls by simply leaning on your keyboard?

 

[squallumz]

You pick up girls by simply leaning on your keyboard?

ok, that was a good one. :1orglaugh

 

[Brotality]

Are those space pants because your ass is out of this world.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

You pick up girls by simply leaning on your keyboard?

hahahahaha I was going to say what he said made no sense ... but if you look at it now a days most people do pick up females by leaning on their keyboard with this whole internet dating frenzy

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Heathens....

I´ll translate it but it doesnt make a hell of a lot of sense in english:
Hey beans, want to go back to my pod and seed?

 

[squallumz]

Heathens....

I´ll translate it but it doesnt make a hell of a lot of sense in english:
Hey beans, want to go back to my pod and seed?

oh anders. ander ander anders..

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Its supposed to be cheesy....

 

[LeyaFalcon]

Heathens....

I´ll translate it but it doesnt make a hell of a lot of sense in english:
Hey beans, want to go back to my pod and seed?

hahahaha that's so awful I love it.

 

[ThatRedWing]

If you're feeling salty, I'm your tequila.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

If you're feeling salty, I'm your tequila.

I **** tequila so how about if you're feeling sweet and sour ill be your lemon drop hahhaha wooooow that one was terrible!

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

And in light of the recent sparkly movies...

You look like a vampire, do you fancy sucking on me?

 

[squallumz]

stupid sparkles.. grr.

 

[STDiva]

I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental *****.

You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?

You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.

I want to go down on you faster than a Blizzard server.

If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

At this time, I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport.

 

[robot_r0ck]

I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me, the harder I get!

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh really. What is that?} Its just that... your numbers not in it.

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[ThatRedWing]

Maybe I'm just a narcissist, but I see a lot of myself in you.

 

[Supafly]

'As long as I have a face, baby, you got a seat'

 

[wdoall]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but you want to kiss me don't ya

Do you have a keg in your pants because I want to tap that ass