PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
Have you ever thought about becoming PirateElectedRepresentative?
Ask me (PirateKing) any question you want...
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Have you ever thought about smacking PlasmaTwa2?
PirateKing
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Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want
Alright, I finally made my own thread. You want it? you got it! :*****:
Ask me your questions, you misfits. My answers are the closest to universal truth as you can get. You'll leave the thread enlightened and most of all grateful. :nanner:
Alright, I finally made my own thread. You want it? you got it! :*****:
Ask me your questions, you misfits. My answers are the closest to universal truth as you can get. You'll leave the thread enlightened and most of all grateful. :nanner:
Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want
Holy Odin's raven. You actually did it. I can't decide if I should mock you or pity you.
This song may sum things up.
Holy Odin's raven. You actually did it. I can't decide if I should mock you or pity you.
This song may sum things up.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want
Arrr, me hearty.............me mates **** themselves to death last week. Could this be caused by scurvy?
Arrr, me hearty.............me mates **** themselves to death last week. Could this be caused by scurvy?
PirateKing
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Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want
All of 'em. I won't show up though because I can't be bothered with my own party.
Do you have a question?
Fuck that guy!
I just strut around naked most of the time.
Could be dysentery. Throw some limes at them and if that doesn't work then check their rectums for stowed items.
Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want
Yes, I have a question.
What is this? A centre for ants?
Yes, I have a question.
What is this? A centre for ants?
Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want
Also, does this turn you on as much as it does Alex?
Also, does this turn you on as much as it does Alex?
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want
Avast ye great picaroon, they be dead. What good'll throwin' citrus at them do? Arrrr.
Avast ye great picaroon, they be dead. What good'll throwin' citrus at them do? Arrrr.
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Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want
Yes, and a damn fine one too. It's a shame he had to demolish it.
God yes. I want to stick my penis up there and wait for the pressure to build up until something amazing happens.
Don't let their corpses go to waste. Two major crises that arise while at sea are food shortage and nothing to fuck.
PirateKing
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Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want
Nah, I just want to be the one with the most freedom. That's what it means to be the pirate king.
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want
What happened to the real pirates?
What happened to the real pirates?
