Ask me (PirateKing) any question you want...

[PlasmaTwa2]

Have you ever thought about becoming PirateElectedRepresentative?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Have you ever thought about smacking PlasmaTwa2?

 

[PirateKing]

Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Alright, I finally made my own thread. You want it? you got it! :horse:

Ask me your questions, You Misfits. My answers are the closest to universal truth as you can get. You'll leave the thread enlightened and most of all grateful. :nanner:

 

[rizwano]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

which pornstars would u invite for ur bday party?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Holy Odin's raven. You actually did it. I can't decide if I should mock you or pity you.

This song may sum things up.

 

[alexpnz]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

 

[D-rock]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Does being a pirate tend to make you wear more women's clothing like those puffy shirts?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Arrr, me hearty.............me mates shit themselves to death last week. Could this be caused by scurvy?

 

[Shifty]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Do you enjoy being awash in seaman?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Do you enjoy being awash in seaman?

And rimming?

 

[Shifty]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Yes, and rimming.

 

[PirateKing]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

which pornstars would u invite for ur bday party?

All of 'em. I won't show up though because I can't be bothered with my own party.

Holy Odin's raven. You actually did it. I can't decide if I should mock you or pity you.

This song may sum things up.

Do you have a question?

Fuck that guy!

Does being a pirate tend to make you wear more women's clothing like those puffy shirts?

I just strut around naked most of the time.

Arrr, me hearty.............me mates shit themselves to death last week. Could this be caused by scurvy?

Could be dysentery. Throw some limes at them and if that doesn't work then check their rectums for stowed items.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Do you have a question?

Yes, I have a question.

What is this? A centre for ants?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Also, does this turn you on as much as it does Alex?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Could be dysentery. Throw some limes at them and if that doesn't work then check their rectums for stowed items.

Avast ye great picaroon, they be dead. What good'll throwin' citrus at them do? Arrrr.

 

[PirateKing]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Yes, I have a question.

What is this? A centre for ants?

Yes, and a damn fine one too. It's a shame he had to demolish it.

Also, does this turn you on as much as it does Alex?

God yes. I want to stick my penis up there and wait for the pressure to build up until something amazing happens.

Avast ye great picaroon, they be dead. What good'll throwin' citrus at them do? Arrrr.

Don't let their corpses go to waste. Two major crises that arise while at sea are food shortage and nothing to fuck.

 

[turtle825]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Do you plan on taking over the world?

 

[PirateKing]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Do you plan on taking over the world?

Nah, I just want to be the one with the most freedom. That's what it means to be the pirate king.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Have you seen this man?
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/steve.jpg

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

What happened to the real pirates?