Lindsay Goes to Gaol

There are certain things in life that I don't care about: other countries, minorities, soccer/football, the Metric System, classical music, The American League, ventriloquists, the price of tea in China. But above all of those, I care even less about Lindsay Lohan. She is a miserable **** whoring slut bereft of any redeeming qualities. I wish that suicide was her only option...

Sounds like someone has a little crush on someone :shy:
 
Sounds like someone has a little crush on someone :shy:

If by crush you mean extreme dislike, then you are correct. If I saw her in public, I'd punch her in the ovaries. Straight shot, right in the baby maker...
 
There will surely be some "********* loophole" that will lighten her sentence considerably.
 
In all honesty she is going to get the same treatment that Paris Hilton got in jail, probadly locked in a solitary cell with all the comforts and emenities that *********** get..yet some woman that could probadly do a better acting job then her and it doesn't matter what race she is will get 2 to 5 yrs general populace for selling pot or something ascinine like that.

Comparing the sentences for different charges isn't the best argument. Honestly, most people facing Lohan's original conviction would have spent a few hours in jail, a fine and a suspended license. While I agree that it's ridiculous to populate jails with people who sell pot (or any ***** for that matter) Lohan really didn't catch a break here. I know people with multiple DUIs who've yet to serve a full day in jail...unfortunately.

She's going to have to spend about 20 days in county. Then a long probation and a suspended license for over a year. Plus she'll be impossible to insure, so she has no movie career to look forward to any time soon. She really fucked herself..she won't even be able to get paid to do club promotions like all the other Hollywood tardettes do.
 
There will surely be some "********* loophole" that will lighten her sentence considerably.

On Aug. 23 2007, Lohan pleads guilty to ******* use and no contest to charges of driving with a *****-******* level above 0.08 percent and reckless driving. She is sentenced to a day in prison -- she later spends about 84 minutes in jail -- 10 days of community service and three years' probation. She goes to rehab again, this time in Sundance, Utah, and stays there until October.
the best i can remember this was the 2nd cocain arrest..when i think about the hell i went through about a half a joint of weed...lmao @ 84 minutes in jail...the system makes me sicK what happen to justice for all?? my ASS!!
 
Maybe this will shock Lindsay into getting her life together, and get rid of the people that enable her careless behavior.

Most importantly....Dump that lawyer that could not get her to follow court orders.

Otherwise we'll read about Lindsay found dead......without a friend in the world that truly cares about her...........
 
Maybe this will shock Lindsay into getting her life together, and get rid of the people that enable her careless behavior.

Most importantly....Dump that lawyer that could not get her to follow court orders.

Otherwise we'll read about Lindsay found dead......without a friend in the world that truly cares about her...........

That's bullshit...at least if I'm reading your comment correctly (my apologies if I have not). The notion that: behind every addict there's enablers or fair weather friends, is not only offensive and incorrect, it's...well, "enabling". Another reason for an individual to put blame elsewhere.

The only enablers in addiction are those who make excuses in hindsight. That's why weighing in on politically calculated rehab stints has become a spectator sport. Unfortunately, everybody loves being a moral or tactical arbiter in hindsight. But we only do it in regard to "diseases" that have shown to be something that can be suppressed by educational and behavioral modification. Nobody dare puts the blame on people who, for example, "enabled" or "dismissed the warning signs" of people who'd eventual become convicted rapists, pedophiles, wife beaters or *********. The critical finger pointers among us award themselves such tolerances.
 
Maybe this will shock Lindsay into getting her life together, and get rid of the people that enable her careless behavior.

Most importantly....Dump that lawyer that could not get her to follow court orders.

Otherwise we'll read about Lindsay found dead......without a friend in the world that truly cares about her...........

Bullshit. Her lawyer got her the standard dui cakewalk. Now unless Lindsey is prepared to pay this lawyer $400 per hour to be her chaperon too....that lawyer's job was done when she stopped collecting a fee for her work.

A lawyer gets you into those silly thought reform classes in lieu of going to jail, a lawyer gets you fined in lieu of going to jail and a lawyer gets you probation in lieu of going to jail....

Lohan got all of that...she's the one in charge of getting herself through a silly 3 month class...in 3 years...she's the one who's suppose to have her ass in town to make a court date...she's the one who is suppose to keep ******* out of her mouth when she's wearing that tattle bracelet....

What is her lawyer supposed to do...babysit this one client (for free)...at the expense of all her other business???

Lohan is the fool...if she was determined to go to jail for an otherwise pedestrian affair...she should have went into court and took the jail time in the first place rather than stringing this case out...and wasting her money in legal fees...:2 cents:
 
Her life could not possibly be more fucked up if she just did the only sensible thing and went into porn. At least she'd be making movies people would want to see.
 
I'm sorry but the thread title makes me laugh every time I see it. I know it depends on where you live, but to me, "Gaol" sounds like something from Star Trek or something like that. How did Lindsay go from legal troubles to rim-jobbing a Klingon?
 
I hope she finally quits that crowd she seems to have hung out way too ,uch, these guys seem to be absolutely okay to ***** and do other ***** while around a person who has to try to break her addictions.

But it is her responsibility to come clean. And if she puts herself into situations thatz make herself break her steps forward and falls back into the old ways, she has it coming.

Every addict has to hit some kind of rock bottom, and Lindsey Lohan has it real good. She gets a slap on the hand with those few days in jail. And probably the same jail treatment as Paris Hilton.

I really hope she learns from this. Because she is really not untalented, I have seen some nice movies starring her, and second: She is a very nice person.
 
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