Lindsay Goes to Gaol

Neutron66 said:
If true? You dare to doubt the great and mighty Neutron?!?!?!?

Foolish mortal.

:cool:
Click to expand...

Sorry N66...but dry your eye. You know how "foolish" it can be to go on someone's word regarding a fact they haven't show reasonable evidence of or you haven't checked yourself.:o

I doesn't have to be maliciously intended...a person could have simply misread something.:2 cents:
 
EwaSonnetIsGod said:
Like most every other young ***** *********, she will report to jail and 20 minutes later they will cut her loose because of overcrowding. If she serves more than a few hours I would be shocked. On the bright side though, she can then sign a book deal, pose for playboy, release a sex tape and launch her new perfume line and all will be well in the world of this premadonna.
Click to expand...

i was gunna post..but this just about covers it ...ok lets play a game,,i say she will be out in a week..or less...its amazing..if i was charged with cocain i would still be trying to get out of jail 5 years from now
 
smoknn said:
i was gunna post..but this just about covers it ...ok lets play a game,,i say she will be out in a week..or less...its amazing..if i was charged with cocain i would still be trying to get out of jail 5 years from now
Click to expand...

It has been said that on average, people receiving charges of this sort in that county serve roughly 23% of their sentences. That makes it nearly exactly 3 weeks for her. I bet she serves the three weeks, actually.

I bet there's a spike in guard-job applications.
 
In all honesty she is going to get the same treatment that Paris Hilton got in jail, probadly locked in a solitary cell with all the comforts and emenities that *********** get..yet some woman that could probadly do a better acting job then her and it doesn't matter what race she is will get 2 to 5 yrs general populace for selling pot or something ascinine like that.
 
Forcibly fisted by the community leader of the butch carpet munchers while the rest of the group laugh and **** in her face within the first week?

I doubt it, but one can *****.

Mmmm.... :rubbel:
 
emceeemcee said:
jesus christ.....like she couldn't afford a taxi when she goes out and gets on the sauce?
Click to expand...
I think the case in question involved her chasing down an assistant who'd quit. It was one of those "YOU DON'T QUIT ME!!!" freak-outs that led to a high-speed chase.

Hard to get a taxi to do that.

:cool:
 
Remember back when people thought she had potential and she hadn't screwed up her life yet? It gets harder to do every year.


Neutron66 said:
I think the case in question involved her chasing down an assistant who'd quit. It was one of those "YOU DON'T QUIT ME!!!" freak-outs that led to a high-speed chase.

Hard to get a taxi to do that.
Click to expand...

Depending on the area somebody is in, what kind of taxi driver that person gets, and how much that person is willing to pay him it might be more possible than you think. :1orglaugh
 
There are certain things in life that I don't care about: other countries, minorities, soccer/football, the Metric System, classical music, The American League, ventriloquists, the price of tea in China. But above all of those, I care even less about Lindsay Lohan. She is a miserable **** whoring slut bereft of any redeeming qualities. I wish that suicide was her only option...
 
I want to dress her up like Ann-Margaret and do her doggy style while she eats out Paris Hilton
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Johan
Socialism in America
Replies
15
Views
6K
Rey C.
Rey C.
DrakeM
  • Locked
Custom User Title List (the usually silly words under your username)
2 3 4 5
Replies
96
Views
37K
Steve-FreeOnes
Steve-FreeOnes
C
Das juice freed
Replies
1
Views
1K
cometcomma
C
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Martin Luther King Jr. Was Reportedly An ****** Who Laughed At ****
Replies
9
Views
9K
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Little Red Wagon Repairman
D
Diary of a College Sex Fiend Part 1: Janis
Replies
0
Views
6K
denniswriter0
D
Back
Top