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Bad: Man dies from heart ******

Worse: he was found wearing 15 bras and and a mini skirt belonging to his ex-wife (or should that be ex-widow?!)

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Bad: Man dies from heart ******

Worse: he was found wearing 15 bras and and a mini skirt belonging to his ex-wife (or should that be ex-widow?!)

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He probably panicked and blew his heart up when he realized he had no idea how to unfasten a bra to take it off himself once he got them on.
 
Wiggles - Toupees for dogs
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With amusing pic
 
WARNING - YOU'LL NEED A STRONG STOMACH TO READ THE LINK


Bad: Man is ****** by his 'pet' Black Widow spider

Worse: His pet Lizards make a meal of him.

WTF: He's finished off by some termites.

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Chinese man breaks promise not to go on internet...

As punishment, his wife cuts off his.. Premium Link Upgrade


Best quote: "I was on the internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving," says Jiang Ming.
"Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and ***** was shooting out."
 
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Bad: Man is ****** by his 'pet' Black Widow spider

Worse: His pet Lizards make a meal of him.

WTF: He's finished off by some termites.

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The circle of life, at least he didn't go to waste.

Chinese man breaks promise not to go on internet...

As punishment, his wife cuts off his.. Premium Link Upgrade


Best quote: "I was on the internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving," says Jiang Ming.
"Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and ***** was shooting out."

I guess it's a good think he didn't promise not to look at porn while on the Internet. Something else might have gotten cut off.
 
Three drivers injured while trying to avoid William Shakepeare, in the road.

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(Sadly Bill died...again)
 
Does my bum look big in this?..

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No..but your gut does.
 
Youth tries to make his Mitsubishi Lancer look cool by lowering it.

Does he:
A: Buy a proper lowering kit?..

B: Cut a little off each spring?..

C: Fill the car with rocks?..


Clue: This car 'rocked'...until the police pulled him over.
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Biker is struck by lightning...on the penis!

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Pope's robe up for sale..
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Here's your chance to buy an expensive hankerchief!
 
Youth tries to make his Mitsubishi Lancer look cool by lowering it.

Does he:
A: Buy a proper lowering kit?..

B: Cut a little off each spring?..

C: Fill the car with rocks?..


Clue: This car 'rocked'...until the police pulled him over.
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Biker is struck by lightning...on the penis!

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Pope's robe up for sale..
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Here's your chance to buy an expensive hankerchief!

Great stuff Tunsty!! Though the link is wrong for the Pope's robe, it's a dupe of biker's penis! Not that I couldn't read that twice!
 
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