ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
leave it to chef to talk shit and insult the OP.
Hey...I just tell it how it is. If what I have to say ends up insulting someone...oh well; they know it's true and the truth hurts.
leave it to chef to talk shit and insult the OP.
Hey guys,
I'm going to Vegas in a couple of weeks. I go several times each year and I usually set aside 3 or 400 for the Spearmint Rhino, in addition to gambling money. I've occasionally let a hooker pick me up in the casino for a quickie HJ/BJ, but that's about it. As luck would have it, I have a couple extra grand to play with this trip. I never called an escort service. So I've been goofing around checking out some of the Las Vegas escort websites. Oh my Gawd!!! There's a bunch of porn stars and centerfold girls listed....Chicks I beat off to on a regular basis.
For two grand I can sit at the poker table for a helluva long, long, time, or I can get my brains fucked out by a pro, or I can fuck a Playboy/Penthouse model.
What would you do? Or is that a stupid question....
Hey...I just tell it how it is. If what I have to say ends up insulting someone...oh well; they know it's true and the truth hurts.
Your truth. Not THE truth. Learn it, love it, live it.
A) I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, Mr. Miyagi.
B) My truth is THE truth. Why? Because I'm not a liar.
If you don't like my points of view, that's fine with me. You don't have to agree with me on anything, but, trying to "one up" me isn't going to work. You're just going to end up making yourself look stupid.
Play poker and double your money. Then buy two escorts
It's your life. What are you going to remember more? Wasting time sitting on your ass at some card table or having the best sex of your life (presumably)
+1 :thumbsup: Start a booking agency. Superb format!Spend the evening with the pornstar. First fuck her, then go gambling with her, and put her in charge of your gambling money. And tell her is she loses, you ain't paying her.