I would. First thing I would do, is head over to the Czech Republic, and "kiss" Ms. Silvia Saint, and have a hot ass vampire wench at my side forever.
I guess you haven´t seen Blood For Dracula. In this movie Dracula have to drink the blood of virgins. If he drinks the blood of someone else he start puking blood like crazy (and it gives Udo Kier an excuse to say hilarious lines like "The blood of these whores is killing me!").
Considering that vampire can't see their refection in a mirror, how do they shave or comb their hair? :dunno: