Would you become a Vampire?

Would you become a Vampire?


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    69

Spleen

Banned?
I love all the killing, biting, style, blood-clubbing... But living forever? That would be a drag.
 
I would. First thing I would do, is head over to the Czech Republic, and "kiss" Ms. Silvia Saint, and have a hot ass vampire wench at my side forever.

I would be one of your worshippers then... But first you'd have to let her convince me. And then have her remind me every week why I became one:D
 
Yeah sure, Vampires are cool. I'd also love to have someone like Silvia Saint or Ashlynn Brooke by my side if I ever become one.
 
Considering that vampire can't see their refection in a mirror, how do they shave or comb their hair? :dunno:
 

bigbadbrody

Banned
i dont particularly like the sun and sunny weather (because i sweat so easily) but i would never want to become a vampire, i just do not think that it would be that much fun
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
And give up my holidays in the Sun...? No thanks...
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I guess you haven´t seen Blood For Dracula. In this movie Dracula have to drink the blood of virgins. If he drinks the blood of someone else he start puking blood like crazy (and it gives Udo Kier an excuse to say hilarious lines like "The blood of these whores is killing me!").

No I haven't. I never heard of it, but from what you said, it's different than the stories I'm familiar with about Vampires drinking blood. I guess it all comes down to who's telling the story.

Since true Vampires do not exist, we can only speculate. Sure there are people out there that call themselves "Vampires", but they're just human beings who've taken it a little too far.
 
i'm down.

i'd be like Morbius, who often uses his vampire powers as a crime fighter. he's kind of like Blade, in fact there was a story in which it suggest that he created Blade. both of them are pretty cool.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
The sunshine bores the daylights outta me,chasing shadows,moonlight mystery.............:cool:

Sunlight already annoys the shit out of me,so what the fuck?
 
Considering that vampire can't see their refection in a mirror, how do they shave or comb their hair? :dunno:

I don't think the aging/decomposing process is "natural" in the way it is with us mortals. But if the hair and beards do need some manscaping...the Vamp could simply hypnotize a nice, busty hair stylist....problem solved.

I would absolutely be a Vampire. Bram Stoker was a fucking genius.
 
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