Would you become a Vampire?

[Spleen]

I love all the *******, biting, style, *****-clubbing... But living forever? That would be a drag.

 

[basje78]

I would. First thing I would do, is head over to the Czech Republic, and "kiss" Ms. Silvia Saint, and have a hot ass vampire wench at my side forever.

I would be one of your worshippers then... But first you'd have to let her convince me. And then have her remind me every week why I became one

 

[Manalishi]

I'm already a vampire :thumbsup:

 

[METAL HEAD]

i live like a vampire

 

[mrtrebus]

NO. I'd rather be a suave swashbuckling vampire hunter like Captain Kronos!! DEATH TO ALL VAMPIRES!!

 

[CRASHnBURN]

Yeah sure, Vampires are cool. I'd also love to have someone like Silvia Saint or Ashlynn Brooke by my side if I ever become one.

 

[BlueBalls]

Thats not really my choice is it..........

 

[Sean McC]

I voted Hell yeah!

Then I could go around 'necking' with loads of women

 

[YMIHERE]

Considering that vampire can't see their refection in a mirror, how do they shave or comb their hair? :dunno:

 

[bigbadbrody]

i dont particularly like the sun and sunny weather (because i sweat so easily) but i would never want to become a vampire, i just do not think that it would be that much fun

 

[om3ga]

And give up my holidays in the Sun...? No thanks...

 

[Dixie Dash]

In a heartbeat I love to live on the darkside

 

[LBP 76]

No.

I would like the hours.

But I don't care much for *****. Too salty.

 

[D-rock]

I don't think becoming a vampire would be a good idea until they invent SPF 1,000,000 sunscreen.

 

[Violator79]

I guess you haven´t seen ***** For Dracula. In this movie Dracula have to ***** the ***** of virgins. If he drinks the ***** of someone else he start ****** ***** like crazy (and it gives Udo Kier an excuse to say hilarious lines like "The ***** of these whores is ******* me!").

No I haven't. I never heard of it, but from what you said, it's different than the stories I'm familiar with about Vampires ******** *****. I guess it all comes down to who's telling the story.

Since true Vampires do not exist, we can only speculate. Sure there are people out there that call themselves "Vampires", but they're just human beings who've taken it a little too far.

 

[mongo18]

 

[calpoon]

i'm down.

i'd be like Morbius, who often uses his vampire powers as a crime fighter. he's kind of like Blade, in fact there was a story in which it suggest that he created Blade. both of them are pretty cool.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Sometimes I think that would be cool.

Other times I don't.

 

[Elwood70]

The sunshine bores the daylights outta me,chasing shadows,moonlight mystery.............

Sunlight already annoys the **** out of me,so what the fuck?

 

[titsrock]

Considering that vampire can't see their refection in a mirror, how do they shave or comb their hair? :dunno:

I don't think the aging/decomposing process is "natural" in the way it is with us mortals. But if the hair and beards do need some manscaping...the Vamp could simply ********* a nice, busty hair stylist....problem solved.

I would absolutely be a Vampire. Bram Stoker was a fucking genius.