raven_azrael
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There are 2 worst things a girl can tell a guy. Forget the: Asshole, idiot, shut up mf*cker, etc, etc, etc. Remember, there is a thin line between love and hate.
Those 2 F´N things are: “You are cute” and “You are like my brother”.
You are cute:
How many people tell a guy that he is cute? Who really does? His mother, grandma? A teacher at first grade? That´s all. A guy should not be told those things. Why? Imagine you like a girl, but haven´t yet tell her what you feel or give her some hints and all you get is a “You are cute”. I can recall girls saying a homeless small dog is cute, what about a newborn baby, he is cute, what about a teddy bear, he is cute, too!! So, Has anyone heard the story of girl having sex with their teddy bears? That is the point! If a girl says your are cute, it means she doesn´t see you in a sexual way. You are nice, maybe a bit goodlooking, but maybe a Winnie Pooh or Tigger human incarnation. Conclusion, have a moron from time to time, that will make girls wanting to f*ck u
You are like my brother
This is the worst thing in the world. How many people have had a girl friend ( I mean a girl who is a friend) who maybe was a friend of your ex or something like that, then you become friends and then your relationship ends. This girl friend now has a boyfriend who is this guy that is well known for cheating on her girlfriends and acting like he is victim of circumstances. Then you become her damn wonderwall, you listen to all her complaints and see when she is sad, happy, angry, etc. She trusts you. You obviously haven´t realize yet that you like her, so you talk to her about other girls. Then, suddenly and without a logical explanation you figure out you like her. However, she is still dating “Mr asshole”. Then they broke up and she is sad, hates all human being with a dick and you decide it is time to be something else more than a friend she give you the news she is dating with a guy, who is copycat of the former one. Then, déjà vu. Conversation comes and goes, and the topic is you together and she tells you and everybody you are like her brother. This means you are like an eunuch. Your masculinity has been taken apart for her eyes. She almost thinks she can be naked in front of you, but hopefully for her that never happens.
For making things worst, she says you are the best guy she has ever met. Wow, as someone once told me, it is like going to a job interview and the interviewer tells you: You are the most qualified person I have met. Your experience exceeds our expectations. We would be honored to hire you, nevertheless, the job won´t be yours. Instead, we are going to hire a complete moron, who does not know what he is doing and will screw up day after day. But do not worry, we are going to call you to fix his shit once in a while. Have a nice day”
What is the conclusion? Well, man are women are not made to be friends. Women maybe, but man never will see a girl as a friend (maybe yes, in case the girl a live representation of a muppet, but that may be the only case). Guys think at least 1….10..100 times about having sex with an attractive girl. So, no! friendship does not exist in this case.
EDIT: Please read the board rules;
http://board.freeones.com/announcement.php?f=4
There are 2 worst things a girl can tell a guy. Forget the: Asshole, idiot, shut up mf*cker, etc, etc, etc. Remember, there is a thin line between love and hate.
Those 2 F´N things are: “You are cute” and “You are like my brother”.
You are cute:
How many people tell a guy that he is cute? Who really does? His mother, grandma? A teacher at first grade? That´s all. A guy should not be told those things. Why? Imagine you like a girl, but haven´t yet tell her what you feel or give her some hints and all you get is a “You are cute”. I can recall girls saying a homeless small dog is cute, what about a newborn baby, he is cute, what about a teddy bear, he is cute, too!! So, Has anyone heard the story of girl having sex with their teddy bears? That is the point! If a girl says your are cute, it means she doesn´t see you in a sexual way. You are nice, maybe a bit goodlooking, but maybe a Winnie Pooh or Tigger human incarnation. Conclusion, have a moron from time to time, that will make girls wanting to f*ck u
You are like my brother
This is the worst thing in the world. How many people have had a girl friend ( I mean a girl who is a friend) who maybe was a friend of your ex or something like that, then you become friends and then your relationship ends. This girl friend now has a boyfriend who is this guy that is well known for cheating on her girlfriends and acting like he is victim of circumstances. Then you become her damn wonderwall, you listen to all her complaints and see when she is sad, happy, angry, etc. She trusts you. You obviously haven´t realize yet that you like her, so you talk to her about other girls. Then, suddenly and without a logical explanation you figure out you like her. However, she is still dating “Mr asshole”. Then they broke up and she is sad, hates all human being with a dick and you decide it is time to be something else more than a friend she give you the news she is dating with a guy, who is copycat of the former one. Then, déjà vu. Conversation comes and goes, and the topic is you together and she tells you and everybody you are like her brother. This means you are like an eunuch. Your masculinity has been taken apart for her eyes. She almost thinks she can be naked in front of you, but hopefully for her that never happens.
For making things worst, she says you are the best guy she has ever met. Wow, as someone once told me, it is like going to a job interview and the interviewer tells you: You are the most qualified person I have met. Your experience exceeds our expectations. We would be honored to hire you, nevertheless, the job won´t be yours. Instead, we are going to hire a complete moron, who does not know what he is doing and will screw up day after day. But do not worry, we are going to call you to fix his shit once in a while. Have a nice day”
What is the conclusion? Well, man are women are not made to be friends. Women maybe, but man never will see a girl as a friend (maybe yes, in case the girl a live representation of a muppet, but that may be the only case). Guys think at least 1….10..100 times about having sex with an attractive girl. So, no! friendship does not exist in this case.
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