Worst movie / film of all time
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Re: Worst movie of all time
Miami Vice,Not the worst but BAD.
They drive 90 miles to cuba in a speedboat and get out with their hair perfect.
First 1/2 hour of it was Colen Farell trying to get in that dried out looking asian womens panties.
Just what are sex scenes in mainsream movies suppused to do for us anyway?. Make us horny?
Just a cheap way to take up some time in a lousy flick.
I knew it was gonna suck but there was nothing else at the time.
Miami Vice,Not the worst but BAD.
They drive 90 miles to cuba in a speedboat and get out with their hair perfect.
First 1/2 hour of it was Colen Farell trying to get in that dried out looking asian womens panties.
Just what are sex scenes in mainsream movies suppused to do for us anyway?. Make us horny?
Just a cheap way to take up some time in a lousy flick.
I knew it was gonna suck but there was nothing else at the time.
Iamforever
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at least there was some titties. what does the blair witch project have? :1orglaugh
at least there was some titties. what does the blair witch project have? :1orglaugh
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Evolution
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251075/
I like David Duchovny, but this attempt at comedy was pathetic.
Evolution
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251075/
I like David Duchovny, but this attempt at comedy was pathetic.
Re: Worst movie of all time
Blair Witch Project
The Village
Alexander
King Kong
all these movies are boring and completely overhyped.
Showgirls to me is easily the best WORST movie ever made in movie history!
Blair Witch Project
The Village
Alexander
King Kong
all these movies are boring and completely overhyped.
Showgirls to me is easily the best WORST movie ever made in movie history!
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As of late, has anyone been watching the main digital cable channels late at night, and seeing the fucking sub-terrible Anna Nicole Smith 1996 direct-to-video actioner "Skyscraper" ? Fuck it's bad!
In a strange "paying homage to the departed", I watched it in memory of her, and because I had only untill now watched a moment or two from it over the years, and knew very well that like most of her filmography, it was (forgive me a bit here) pretty fucking unwatchable.
It's just pure horse shit on so many levels. Bad excuses to show nudity. Pitiful "acting" and a lot of over-acting. Bad squib work used for the gumshot shoot out sequences. Model shots (painfully obvious) inserted for the skyscraper building whenever the plot requires for a villian to fall off it. Anna herself should have been allowed to lose some weight before hand, as she was filmed as she was beginning to gain weight in the mid '90s, and was not at her most flattering. Dropping 40 lbs would have perfectly done it, I'd say.
And that's to say nothing of the hysterical set pieces. Like when a female villian (I don't remember her having any lines) takes a shoulder-placed rocket launcher and fires at these L.A. fire fighters who are trying to help, and insteed of killing both of them (two are on the lader), and blasting the steel frame off, it has a hysterically implausable effect. That's to say nothing a moment later when she blasts a helicopter and it doesn't crash into the building (so close as it should have).
It also contains the usual Xenophobic assumption of having all the bad guys be foreigners who terrible, and I can't stress how FUCKING TERRIBLE AND PHONEY they're accents were. There was just no excuse, even for a roaster of typical '90s straight to the vhs tape bin and late night cable emsamble cast.
Also the sound and music mixers did an absolute shit job of assembling the stuff for speakers. I mean the sound FX are hysterical. Just so phoney. Maybe in the top worst FX lists of sounds ever.
While it does feature some (gratutious) nudity scenes of the recently departed Anna Nicole, it is of course strange for me to watch it these days, since ya know, I'm one of those who has trouble, no matter how fetchingly beautiful, having feelings for an on-screen beauty who's dead in real life. I dunno; there is just something inherantly sad about it, and so I can't fully enjoy it.
To be seen, but only for very curious Bad Movie buffs such as me and others here ...
As of late, has anyone been watching the main digital cable channels late at night, and seeing the fucking sub-terrible Anna Nicole Smith 1996 direct-to-video actioner "Skyscraper" ? Fuck it's bad!
In a strange "paying homage to the departed", I watched it in memory of her, and because I had only untill now watched a moment or two from it over the years, and knew very well that like most of her filmography, it was (forgive me a bit here) pretty fucking unwatchable.
It's just pure horse shit on so many levels. Bad excuses to show nudity. Pitiful "acting" and a lot of over-acting. Bad squib work used for the gumshot shoot out sequences. Model shots (painfully obvious) inserted for the skyscraper building whenever the plot requires for a villian to fall off it. Anna herself should have been allowed to lose some weight before hand, as she was filmed as she was beginning to gain weight in the mid '90s, and was not at her most flattering. Dropping 40 lbs would have perfectly done it, I'd say.
And that's to say nothing of the hysterical set pieces. Like when a female villian (I don't remember her having any lines) takes a shoulder-placed rocket launcher and fires at these L.A. fire fighters who are trying to help, and insteed of killing both of them (two are on the lader), and blasting the steel frame off, it has a hysterically implausable effect. That's to say nothing a moment later when she blasts a helicopter and it doesn't crash into the building (so close as it should have).
It also contains the usual Xenophobic assumption of having all the bad guys be foreigners who terrible, and I can't stress how FUCKING TERRIBLE AND PHONEY they're accents were. There was just no excuse, even for a roaster of typical '90s straight to the vhs tape bin and late night cable emsamble cast.
Also the sound and music mixers did an absolute shit job of assembling the stuff for speakers. I mean the sound FX are hysterical. Just so phoney. Maybe in the top worst FX lists of sounds ever.
While it does feature some (gratutious) nudity scenes of the recently departed Anna Nicole, it is of course strange for me to watch it these days, since ya know, I'm one of those who has trouble, no matter how fetchingly beautiful, having feelings for an on-screen beauty who's dead in real life. I dunno; there is just something inherantly sad about it, and so I can't fully enjoy it.
To be seen, but only for very curious Bad Movie buffs such as me and others here ...
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Get Shorty! I actually walked out of the theater when this first came out. It was horrible. I thought I would give it another chance this past summer by watching it on DVD. NO different. I turned it off to before even finishing it. It was pointless and going no where.
Get Shorty! I actually walked out of the theater when this first came out. It was horrible. I thought I would give it another chance this past summer by watching it on DVD. NO different. I turned it off to before even finishing it. It was pointless and going no where.
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there's only two movies that I really dislike with passion. Gladiator has to be the list. And Napoleon Dynamite for sure. I like to equate that production to "painting by numbers." It's like they gathered every cliche gimmick, and plugged into a mathematical MTV comedy equation. "Funny suit on nerd= laughs."
And not to mention, it has the worse use of the A-Team theme.
there's only two movies that I really dislike with passion. Gladiator has to be the list. And Napoleon Dynamite for sure. I like to equate that production to "painting by numbers." It's like they gathered every cliche gimmick, and plugged into a mathematical MTV comedy equation. "Funny suit on nerd= laughs."
And not to mention, it has the worse use of the A-Team theme.
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That is suprising....what exactly was it that you did not like about it?
That is suprising....what exactly was it that you did not like about it?
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triple x 2 with ice cube.was flipping channels the other day and when i got to the channel it was on all i saw was a bunch of black people saying racists jokes and acting like they are better than white people.im not racist and im not saying that white people are better but you don't see white people making movies like that
triple x 2 with ice cube.was flipping channels the other day and when i got to the channel it was on all i saw was a bunch of black people saying racists jokes and acting like they are better than white people.im not racist and im not saying that white people are better but you don't see white people making movies like that
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Lady in the Water sucks ass. And that movie wherein they play this video game and then they're in it = dogshit.
Lady in the Water sucks ass. And that movie wherein they play this video game and then they're in it = dogshit.
dick van cock
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I loath pretentious movies, that are touted to be artistic but actually are nothing but a pile of crap:
- Schindler's List (or everything else by Spielberg ; safe for Jaws)
- Fried Green Tomatoes
- The English Patient
- Forrest Gump
- anything by James Ivory, Claude Sautet, Wim Wenders.
I loath pretentious movies, that are touted to be artistic but actually are nothing but a pile of crap:
- Schindler's List (or everything else by Spielberg ; safe for Jaws)
- Fried Green Tomatoes
- The English Patient
- Forrest Gump
- anything by James Ivory, Claude Sautet, Wim Wenders.
Re: Worst movie of all time
The ending, the crossbows, the "Spaniard". It's been awhile since I've seen it, so specific moments aren't fresh in my mind. But man did I hate that flick.
The ending, the crossbows, the "Spaniard". It's been awhile since I've seen it, so specific moments aren't fresh in my mind. But man did I hate that flick.
ChefChiTown
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Too many terrible movies to choose from. Two movies that come to mind from recent history are Napoleon Dynamite and Little Miss Sunshine. Both were "critically acclaimed", but I didn't find either movie funny or interesting at all.
Too many terrible movies to choose from. Two movies that come to mind from recent history are Napoleon Dynamite and Little Miss Sunshine. Both were "critically acclaimed", but I didn't find either movie funny or interesting at all.
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i just saw Hostel II.... and i actually began to wish i was a victim in the movie so i didnt have to continue watching it. i was there with a group of people so i couldnt walk out.
i do not reccomend this movie to anyone. #2 on my worst movies of all time list
i just saw Hostel II.... and i actually began to wish i was a victim in the movie so i didnt have to continue watching it. i was there with a group of people so i couldnt walk out.
i do not reccomend this movie to anyone. #2 on my worst movies of all time list
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I don't know about Plan 9. I mean, it is bad, but it's soooo bad that's it's actually good. It's an awesome movie. So bad that it's good.
and juballs is soo right about Hostel 2.
I don't know about Plan 9. I mean, it is bad, but it's soooo bad that's it's actually good. It's an awesome movie. So bad that it's good.
and juballs is soo right about Hostel 2.
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