Worst films you have seen
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well your excused ....you got to little time on your hands....allways with these pornstars and all...*sigh*...im envious...lol
I believe it was called "Strangeland". Dee Snider from Twisted Sister (80's metal band) was in it (might have produced it too.)
After it was over, I banned myself from picking movies to watch for two months.
It straight out sucked.
After it was over, I banned myself from picking movies to watch for two months.
It straight out sucked.
xxx is a load of shit, a james bond wanbee
and the fast and furious is a bag of shite, crap acting
2fast 2 furious shit acting again :lame:
quote george
i am not 100% french remember that i have russian, finnish, german and estonian roots.
but it is true that french, british and american have nothing in comon :wtf:
and the fast and furious is a bag of shite, crap acting
2fast 2 furious shit acting again :lame:
quote george
i am not 100% french remember that i have russian, finnish, german and estonian roots.
but it is true that french, british and american have nothing in comon :wtf:
lol
the new italian job what a bag of shit it is:lame:
the old italian job is better :bowdown:
the old italian job is better :bowdown:
PLANET OF THE MOTHA FUCKIN' APES! (THE NEW ONE WITH THE UNDERWEAR MODEL).
Planet of the Apes sucked ass. I dont think I ever anticipated seeing a movie so much and then at the same time experienced so much disapointment with the same movie. I think the problem is Tim Burton is only good at making a movie look good but he cant put a good story togethr for shit. Even with all its outdated cheezy 1960's effects, the orignal is 10 times better than the crappy remake. Good one ILVAdrianaSage, I hated Apes too.
It would be a crime to leave out the hot sexy underwear model. I cant resist. Here's a set of Estella Warren :tongue: http://www.tightcelebs.com/estella/estella7.htm
Good one ILVAdrianaSage, I hated Apes too. It would be a crime to leave out the hot sexy underwear model. I cant resist. Here's a set of Estella Warren :tongue: http://www.tightcelebs.com/estella/estella7.htm
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The last few j. lo films have been unwatchable. They've been on cable lately (maid in manhattan, enough..). I haven't seen Gigli but I don't need to shove my nose in dogcrap to know it stinks. C'mon jlo your career is slowly going into the tank. Isn't it about time for the nude playboy spread???
Just Married..it stars Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy. It has to be the worst comedy I have ever seen, I didn't even smile once. Plus I hate Ashton Kutcher...
Absolute worst is Caligula. Even by porn standards, this movie was disgusting.
I may be accused for not having a sense of humor here, but I really hate Scary Movie 1, 2, & 3. And American Pie 1, 2, & American Wedding. All those movies just have wayy too much crude humor for my taste. A little is good, but those movies were just too excessive with it IMHO.
Cabinfever is the worst movie I have ever seen. It's even worse the the other really bad scary movies out there. It seemed like the writers ran out of ideas after 30 minutes of the movie and just started throwing in anything they could think of. It was ridiculous!
big lu said:Planet of the Apes sucked ass. I dont think I ever anticipated seeing a movie so much and then at the same time experienced so much disapointment with the same movie. I think the problem is Tim Burton is only good at making a movie look good but he cant put a good story togethr for shit. Even with all its outdated cheezy 1960's effects, the orignal is 10 times better than the crappy remake.
Agreed, I looked forward to that film with such anticipation, and afterward I walked out of the theater thinking WTF??? I still can't find anyone else that saw it, that can explain the ending! Gimme the original anyday!
Some of these are repeats, but I want to express why I hated them.
Street Fighter The Movie - Good GOD this was awful. The cheesy acting and the crappy twists of the storyline still haunt me. I hate that everyone assume Zangief is some half-wit idiot, when in fact he's as smart as the average guy. Worse still, this piece of crap has the nice distinction of being Raul Julia's last movie. Just sad.
Resident Evil - How in the hell do you screw this up? The game was designed to be a playable horror movie! You just take the game, have real actors play it out, and maybe add some extra dialogue here and there for filler and character development. Would that have been so hard?!
American Pie (all of them) - They just don't appeal to me. Also, you have three R-rated films with Alyson Hannigan and she's not nude in one of them? Bullshit!
Masters of the Universe - He-Man done as a live-action movie. Yeeeeeaaaah...
Hobgoblins - One of the worst movies I've seen. This takes bad acting and cheesy puppetry to new lows. However, it did spawn one of the best episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000, so it's not all bad.
Mission: Impossible - I was bored to death watching this crap. I generally don't like Tom Cruise, and this is usually an example why. When I want a cool spy movie, I prefer Sneakers.
Billy Madison - I normally like Adam Sandler, but I thought this was just horrible. I hardly laughed at all during the movie and by the end I was just bored and wanted it to end. Thank God Happy Gilmore came soon after this one.
New York Minute - This just looks awful. Is there anyone who's actually seen the movie who can put a positive spin on it?
Street Fighter The Movie - Good GOD this was awful. The cheesy acting and the crappy twists of the storyline still haunt me. I hate that everyone assume Zangief is some half-wit idiot, when in fact he's as smart as the average guy. Worse still, this piece of crap has the nice distinction of being Raul Julia's last movie. Just sad.
Resident Evil - How in the hell do you screw this up? The game was designed to be a playable horror movie! You just take the game, have real actors play it out, and maybe add some extra dialogue here and there for filler and character development. Would that have been so hard?!
American Pie (all of them) - They just don't appeal to me. Also, you have three R-rated films with Alyson Hannigan and she's not nude in one of them? Bullshit!
Masters of the Universe - He-Man done as a live-action movie. Yeeeeeaaaah...
Hobgoblins - One of the worst movies I've seen. This takes bad acting and cheesy puppetry to new lows. However, it did spawn one of the best episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000, so it's not all bad.
Mission: Impossible - I was bored to death watching this crap. I generally don't like Tom Cruise, and this is usually an example why. When I want a cool spy movie, I prefer Sneakers.
Billy Madison - I normally like Adam Sandler, but I thought this was just horrible. I hardly laughed at all during the movie and by the end I was just bored and wanted it to end. Thank God Happy Gilmore came soon after this one.
New York Minute - This just looks awful. Is there anyone who's actually seen the movie who can put a positive spin on it?
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