Worst films you have seen

[SiliconeTits]

i dunno....i feel i've experienced a good love life so far and when i compare it to AP.....(trying my best not to sound modeste)...they come off as being a little childish, and for me, surreal

but hell they can be fnny sometimes....i dont like looking at those sort of films in that sorta way cause if it doesnt pay off then you tend to forget the humor and think the film is crap

that doesnt make sence whatsoever does it...btw LMAO @ English Pie........i think it would be called english crumpet tho not pie

 

[georges]

i like films based on the reality, science fiction, war films, thrillers, documentaries, some comic films very rarely.

i am too down to earth.

regards

georges

 

[Geyser]

another good one Vin Diesel played was A Man Apart. Cool cop movie.

 

[amstrad]

btw LMAO @ English Pie........i think it would be called english crumpet tho not pie

Maybe:

English Pork Pie
English Scotch Egg (yeah thats a contradiction)
English Pasty
English Trifle

and many others (yes, I know all these foods. I'm an ex-pat brit)

 

[Scorpion]

What in the hell are you talking about porn parody georges?? Your statement makes absolutely no sense at all. Is that what you are referring to about the AP movies, if so then please explain yourself in a better manner??

 

[georges]

Ok you maybe haven't understood what i said in fact i just wanted to mean that instead of having funny sex scenes that are limit to the ridiculous why not having made normal or hardcore sex scenes.That is what i wanted to tell you. That is for me a kind of parody of porn maybe you don't agree. But ridiculous sex scenes have no meaning @ all you want to show sex in a film so show real sex. that was my message.

regards

georges

 

[Scorpion]

Ok you maybe haven't understood what i said in fact i just wanted to mean that instead of having funny sex scenes that are limit to the ridiculous why not having made normal or hardcore sex scenes.That is what i wanted to tell you. That is for me a kind of parody of porn maybe you don't agree. But ridiculous sex scenes have no meaning @ all you want to show sex in a film so show real sex. that was my message.

regards

georges

Thats the most ridicilous thing I have ever heard. Why would they put a normal/hardcore sex scene in a movie thas suppossed to be funny?? Easily the most stupid explanation not to like a movie. Just because the movie was about the subject of sex, doesn't mean it has to show women getting ass fucked and having cum dripping from their mouths. Grow the fuck up georges and get a clue. The movies were about High School, friendship, and the pressures of wanting to have sex you freaking pervert. Parody my ass!

You ever stop to think that porn is just as fake, who in real life does the shit that happens in porno films. Don't give me that bullshit excuse that if its not "hardcore" enough for you then it gives you no interest, even I am not that hypocritical. Sorry that is just my opinion, and I think you are a full of shit.

 

[georges]

i am not full of shit. why calling me full of shit??? i didn't like these movies.i think you should stop call me hypocritical, i was just saying what i was feeling. i have been always on your side why are you agressive now.Just because i have some naughty thaughts.I think we all make mistakes.So why not accepting me as i am. Nobody's perfect.

regards

georges

 

[Scorpion]

The fact is I never asked you or anyone else to be on my side. I understand that i how you feel about the movies, but it just makes no sense to me. Your answers don't seem true to me, because I believe it has to do with porn, and not your real personal opinion. Please don't PM about this either, I am sure I am not the only person on the board who agrees.

 

[georges]

i never liked funny or comic films. There were never my cup of tea.And it is my real and personal opinion.Fact is that those film turn into the funny side and i don't like that at all.thrillers, science fiction, dramas, documentaries, war or adventure films interest me.

regards

georges

 

[SiliconeTits]

i never liked funny or comic films. There were never my cup of tea.And it is my real and personal opinion.Fact is that those film turn into the funny side and i don't like that at all.thrillers, science fiction, dramas, documentaries, war or adventure films interest me.

regards

georges

GEORGES MATE!...you said cup of tea...supurb mate...i think you pickin up my phrases...hehehe...

try AR BOSTIN - it means 'YES, EXCELLENT'



btw..im not takin the piss i think its supurb

 

[SiliconeTits]

ok just watched wing commander....hmmmm.....well i'll leave it at that....

 

[georges]

what is the story of wing commander based on silitits please?

thank for your help.

 

[blobra]

jason x it's the worst movie in the world
http://www.jasonxmovie.com/index_main.html

 

[SiliconeTits]

OHHH GOD YEH HOW COULD I FORGET JASON X!!!!!!

got some supurb lines in it tho....puts commando to shame....well mayb not.....but i love the line he got screwed...lol..ultimate cheese!!!!!!!

and wing commander was kinda like star trek only with cheese and pantermine (do you know that word?...not sure its used outside of the uk...it means crappy stage shows) and the bad guys....jesus......i'd of been more convinced by men and women walkin round with sheets on there heads...its based on the game of the same name.......

 

[georges]

jasonx equals crap total and complete upper crap

 

[XTZ]

There is one that I think ranks up there on the Crap-O-Meter (if it's listed already, I must have missed it, sorry): Fists of the Northstar, the Live Action movie. I caught it on late night TV a few nights ago, and I could not believe how much it sucked....

 

[georges]

another carp movie was the south poark film i really hated it sorry but it is my humble and honest opinion

regards

georges

 

[SiliconeTits]

There is one that I think ranks up there on the Crap-O-Meter (if it's listed already, I must have missed it, sorry): Fists of the Northstar, the Live Action movie. I caught it on late night TV a few nights ago, and I could not believe how much it sucked....

blimey didnt know they converted that one...was never keen on the cartoon tho have to say....very cheezy

 

[SiliconeTits]

another carp movie was the south poark film i really hated it sorry but it is my humble and honest opinion

regards

georges

i always liked the southpark movie....i went off the episodes tho...they changed there target audience from adults to 13-15 year olds so the humor was dumbed down