Worst films you have seen
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thats cool...french humor is very different to britsh as is british humor is very different to american and stuff....
sorry mate...what i meant was because u have lived in france most of you life? (just presuming) i figured you would be more acustomed to french comedy
SiliconeTits said:
no i was never acustomed to french comedy and never will be. I have not received a latin education but an anglo saxon education with a strong german influence. Some of my school mates as well as some of my teachers said that i talk like a brute sometimes.I have definitely not the way of thinking and reacting of a french, i am born in France and it is a part of my culture, roots and blood but truth to be told I am often described and referred as an anglo saxon thinking person. Sometimes i find personnaly the french comedy a bit hypocritical and insulting.That is just my personal point of view.
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georges
french comedy is very slapstick i'll give it that but i love some of the early stuff Gérard Depardieu did...but other then that i dont many french comedians...as for the anglo saxon thing?...i dont follow..what are you saying?...anglo saxons had a weird sence of humour?..
gotcha
Ok.........
Grease 2-Exactly the same as the first movie, except the girl was the "wild" one and the guy was the one who had to change to get her...songs sucked, no chemistry between the actors, just a steaming pile of doggie doo, an insult to the first classic film.
All of the Highlander sequels, they could never duplicate the magic of the first
Superman IV -My god what a piece of garbage, visual effects were god awful, story was so so, acting sucked, its like they threw the movie together in a week, Lex Luthor was terrible, especially with Jon Cryer as his nephew, and i LOVED Gene Hackman as Lex, but this movie made him more comic relief than anything. An Insult to the franchise
Grease 2-Exactly the same as the first movie, except the girl was the "wild" one and the guy was the one who had to change to get her...songs sucked, no chemistry between the actors, just a steaming pile of doggie doo, an insult to the first classic film.
All of the Highlander sequels, they could never duplicate the magic of the first
Superman IV -My god what a piece of garbage, visual effects were god awful, story was so so, acting sucked, its like they threw the movie together in a week, Lex Luthor was terrible, especially with Jon Cryer as his nephew, and i LOVED Gene Hackman as Lex, but this movie made him more comic relief than anything. An Insult to the franchise
i didnt mind solaris....its exactly the same as the orginal tho....which is probably a good thing....i mean why hollywoodise every remake american cinema gives us....all solaris need was a tune up and i reckon stevie did that quite well.....
i still prefer clooney in a comedic role tho...i love him in o brother where art thou!
"BAPTISIUM?, you two are as dumb as a bag o' hammers'
love that line and
"DAM WERE IN A TIGHT SPOT!"
ohh and
in regards to who becomes leader of the 3 they put it to a vote -
John T - "well i vote for yours truely"
George C - "well i vote for yours truely too"
other guy - ".......(pondering).....well im with you guys"
classic
i still prefer clooney in a comedic role tho...i love him in o brother where art thou!
"BAPTISIUM?, you two are as dumb as a bag o' hammers'
love that line and
"DAM WERE IN A TIGHT SPOT!"
ohh and
in regards to who becomes leader of the 3 they put it to a vote -
John T - "well i vote for yours truely"
George C - "well i vote for yours truely too"
other guy - ".......(pondering).....well im with you guys"
classic
The worst movie ever was this one that comedian "Carrot-top" starred in called "Chairman of the Board." It had it all, stupid soundtrack, laughable, predictable plot, not funny at all, etc. The "Board" was a pun on surfboard, which the Carrot Top enjoyed using before inheriting a company.
Dark Blue was pretty bad. American Wedding sucked though many of my mindless friends said it was the funniest of the 3(WTF?). Soul Survivors (with Eliza Dushku) was confusing, you never knew if the girl was dreaming or not. It sucked. Abandon(with Katie Holmes) bored the shit out of me. So many more, not enough time. Keep on rockin and rollin!!
jason x, freddy vs. jason, street fighter, double dragon, the batman movies, the superman movies, scooby doo, dumb and dumberer; none of these movies even come close to the credits, yes CREDITS, of a movie like the Godfather, the Matrix, Fight Club, or Seven. That's how damn awful they are! I'd rather watch credits than them. The directors and producers should have been slapped silly with huge dildos, drenched in honey and dropped off in the desert with millions of red ants. Keep on rockin and rollin!!
DREAMCATCHER SUCKED BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ
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