Who the fuck...

[STDiva]

uses a chainsaw at 8 in the fucking morning???



I'm seriously considering fighting this fuck.

If he isn't chainsawing at 8am, he's shingling his fuckin house or building a deck. I tried talking to him like a human being. Explained I work midnights on the weekend, asked if he could keep it down, do yard work at regular times. But no.

Maybe I'll play some drums or guitar at 3am Sunday night. Windows open.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Wow, what a dick. I think killing him is probably the next logical course of action. After all, he won't listen to reason so it's time to eliminate him.

I had a neighbor who wouldn't stop parking in front of my mailbox. Naturally, I had to rig her minivan with a car bomb to send a message to her. They don't make that mistake anymore...

 

[Spleen]

Some dude the other morning has using a hammer on a piece of sheet metal. It was about 7.30am.

If he was actually doing work, I wouldn't mind, but he was literally just hitting it over and over for no apparent reason.

 

[on]

Some dude the other morning has using a hammer on a piece of sheet metal. It was about 7.30am.

If he was actually doing work, I wouldn't mind, but he was literally just hitting it over and over for no apparent reason.

Sorry about that mate, I had to stop the regeneration process, these fucking robots are everywhere since I shagged that drinks machine!

 

[shaggydude]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4bq_KVjOV...K4tI8VyWn-0/s400/142224__texas_chainsaw_l.jpg

 

[24788]

Just get a good ear headset that blocks out sound while you sleep. Don't need to wear it all the time, but when he's doing this you will be happy you have a set. Humans kill over looking at someone wrong, so do you think he cares?

 

[Count Fuckula]

in Prague the "hours of darkness" are 10pm - 6am.
More than once after a late night (I'm a musician) have I been awoken by clowns doing building work at 6:05.
The really annoying thing is that make as much noise as they can for the first hour, and having woken everyone up, then go and do something much quieter for the remainder of the day. Fuckers

 

[jod0565]

Yeah, there's a Bob The Builder behind me too.

 

[Hot Mega]

Wow, what a dick. I think killing him is probably the next logical course of action. After all, he won't listen to reason so it's time to eliminate him.

I had a neighbor who wouldn't stop parking in front of my mailbox. Naturally, I had to rig her minivan with a car bomb to send a message to her. They don't make that mistake anymore...

Agreed. Time for the "Bush doctrine". He's obviously not with you so he's against you.

 

[BlueBalls]

I've got this beat, my neighbour sometimes likes to do DIY between the hours of 3-4am.

I can tell you it's just wonderful to have people hammering on the otherside of your bedroom wall when you have to be up at 6am.

:crash:

 

[Jack Davenport]

sorry man.. I seriously thought it was 8:30

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

You know what you should do? Burn his house down at 7:30.

 

[titsrock]

I'm not sure you can take him in a fight. Instead of Michael J Fox maybe start rollin' with a Brock Lesnar avatar? See if it *inspires* your fighting skillz...

 

[Hot Mega]

I'm not sure you can take him in a fight. Instead of Michael J Fox maybe start rollin' with a Brock Lesnar avatar? See if it *inspires* your fighting skillz...

"Ron-Ron" mug was my fav STD avatar....

 

[titsrock]

^
Maybe we can all take a collection and see if Rocky Balboa is available to train STD?

 

[gunslingingbird]

There's some shithead on my street that likes to mow his lawn at 7 o'clock on weekends. I get to hear him mow, trim, and vacuum his yard. If I ever find out who the fuckhole responsible for that is I'm gonna drop metal shards on his lawn for the next time he mows. :crash:

 

[BestAss]

Yeah... that is just wrong... getting back him though, doesn't mean he'll stop making noise!

 

[TunnelOfLove]

uses a chainsaw at 8 in the fucking morning???



I'm seriously considering fighting this fuck.

Maybe you shouldn't fight a guy who has a chainsaw...

 

[funkyman]

Hmm loud neighboor with chainsaw, that is really bad combination

 

[Rey C.]

Maybe you shouldn't fight a guy who has a chainsaw...

I was kinda thinking the same thing. Other than "people who shoot their AK-47's early in the morning", this would probably be my next category of people not to screw around with. And definitely don't scream, "You wanna piece of me?!" before challenging him to a fight. :nono: