I'm relatively new to this area of freeones... is there someone willing to give me an un-sarcastic answer as to why you guys are always talking shit about her? I never really even see her post. (I'm not trying to stalk/kill/fuck her like whats-his-face)
Who is Petra, if you don't mind my asking?
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robot_r0ck
I plead the 5th...
Petra is our temporary Mother God (now also yours) if you sign up here. She'll spank you & put's nails in your pee hole if you disobey her. That also means you can't flirt with her because it would be considered incest.
supposedly she likes to take it up the shitter, but that's all hearsay coming from me as i live halfway around the world from her
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
How did you even fucking get here? She has been writing the rules for posting, FAQ, rules for contests, over 13,000 posts. the gate keeper of this site. I can understand this question from a newbie but you've been here for 4 years and posted well over 100 times. What kind of stealth was built on your ship?
Petra is a bent, old hunchback that roams the halls of Freeones late at night. She has a garden gnome fetish, and likes to stalk metal bands that come through town. She has a minion named Andrés.
Send her a picture of your penis. She finds it flattering when guys do that.
Send her a picture of your penis. She finds it flattering when guys do that.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Make sure you send her lots of cock pictures if you want to woo her. I mean lots of cock pictures. Fewer than 10,000 is embarrassing. She really likes it when you dress your junk up, too. She has a Barbie cloths fetish. And make sure you send some copies to Roald and Anders, too.
Now, both of these guys are very picky about their cock pictures. Anders likes to see his cocks inside the mutilated corpses of small, furry sock puppets.
Roald likes to see his cocks stuck in the hole of .45s, specifically from the disco era - if you know what any of those words mean, you are already on your merry way. Oh, and use glitter. Lots and lots of glitter. If you have a mini disco ball, use it.
It is very important you send these cock pictures to Anders and Roald. If you do not, you have no chance with Petra.
Keep us posted!
Cheers!
Now, both of these guys are very picky about their cock pictures. Anders likes to see his cocks inside the mutilated corpses of small, furry sock puppets.
Roald likes to see his cocks stuck in the hole of .45s, specifically from the disco era - if you know what any of those words mean, you are already on your merry way. Oh, and use glitter. Lots and lots of glitter. If you have a mini disco ball, use it.
It is very important you send these cock pictures to Anders and Roald. If you do not, you have no chance with Petra.
Keep us posted!
Cheers!
In that order?
I heard she loves penis pictures
I also heard that if you don't send her a picture of your penis within the first month of joining, it's an instant ban
I also heard that if you don't send her a picture of your penis within the first month of joining, it's an instant ban
Hondarobot
Banned
LOL
What's up with the guy inserting stalking and killing into the thread?
Someone call the police. . .
What's up with the guy inserting stalking and killing into the thread?
Someone call the police. . .
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
After 4.5 years, if I were worried about a little stalking and killing, I wouldn't be here still.
Besides, they're not serious. Why would he risk the wrath of Cthulhu?
Petra, I was curious do you like octopus? I notice you always have really cool octopus av's
That's not an octopus, it's a squid. :yesyes:
On a side note, Gwar's singer named his penis The Cuttlefish of Cthulu. flylicker
