who are the worst comedians?

This is only 99% true.He was really good in King Kong and didn't act like the typical goofball that he does in every other movie.

The fat kid is Andy Milonakis and his show was the absolute worst comedy show that I've ever seen.

That fat kid is a 33 year old man
 
Dane Cook, and Ned Mencia, for just being obnoxiously loud and vulgar, and for lacking any sense of wit whatsoever.
 
Sarah Silverman might not be the best Comedian around. But I'd fuck her brains out any time.

I nominate Ricky Gervais. That fat little toad Gervais is as funny as being on the receiving end of a kick to the face.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
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WELL... lessee..

Gervais.
Lampenelli.
Any of the mexicans. Seriously.. I've never found a funny one of them. Even that one guy from the 80s who was in a slew of comedies and HBO specials. Something Rodriguez. Or lopez. At the risk of sounding racist.. DONT YOU HAVE ANY UNIQUE LAST NAMES?!? For fucks sake.. I cant tell you how many lopez/rodriguez/torres I've seen in my days. Anyway.

Milanokis.
Joel off MST3K (MIKE OWNS YOU! GTFO JOEL!)
Seinfeld (You're clever. You had a decent show with all those writers backing you. But your standup? It's like one of the mediocre seinfeld episodes without the variety of actors to help you.)
CARROT FUCKING TOP. Prop actors.. oh dear fucking gawd I hate them. Not so much Gallagher's old stuff, at least he threw in a dozen jokes between one-time use props.

That fat white guy that acts like a black guy. Something-Ray. Billy Ray? I dunno, but while he gets a few laughs.. he loses them with the delivery, accent and subject matter.
Will Ferrell. Seriously, stop making movies.
 
That lesbian lady that dresses really bad. She's like Ellen but without the career. lol. I think her name is like Paula Poundstone or something. Horrible.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
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That lesbian lady that dresses really bad. She's like Ellen but without the career. lol. I think her name is like Paula Poundstone or something. Horrible.

Jeff Foxworthy?
 
WELL... lessee..


That fat white guy that acts like a black guy. Something-Ray. Billy Ray? I dunno, but while he gets a few laughs.. he loses them with the delivery, accent and subject matter.
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That would be Ralpie May,and yes,he sucks.

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Gallagher or Emo Phillips.
 
omg i was flipping threw and seen dane cook doing a comedy show and i felt bad for him i see what you all mean this guys sucks and he screamed alot
 
WELL... lessee..

Gervais.
Lampenelli.
Any of the mexicans. Seriously.. I've never found a funny one of them. Even that one guy from the 80s who was in a slew of comedies and HBO specials. Something Rodriguez. Or lopez. At the risk of sounding racist.. DONT YOU HAVE ANY UNIQUE LAST NAMES?!? For fucks sake.. I cant tell you how many lopez/rodriguez/torres I've seen in my days. Anyway.

Milanokis.
Joel off MST3K (MIKE OWNS YOU! GTFO JOEL!)
Seinfeld (You're clever. You had a decent show with all those writers backing you. But your standup? It's like one of the mediocre seinfeld episodes without the variety of actors to help you.)
CARROT FUCKING TOP. Prop actors.. oh dear fucking gawd I hate them. Not so much Gallagher's old stuff, at least he threw in a dozen jokes between one-time use props.

That fat white guy that acts like a black guy. Something-Ray. Billy Ray? I dunno, but while he gets a few laughs.. he loses them with the delivery, accent and subject matter.
Will Ferrell. Seriously, stop making movies.

your crazy. joel was way better than mike nelson
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
your crazy. joel was way better than mike nelson

Joel was a prop actor who wasnt comfortable on-camera and gave up the show to the better writer.
Mike brought quicker humor, musical segments and when Trace left the show, Bill Corbett's impatient, angry comedy made the perfect accompaniment.
 
Joel was a prop actor who wasnt comfortable on-camera and gave up the show to the better writer.
Mike brought quicker humor, musical segments and when Trace left the show, Bill Corbett's impatient, angry comedy made the perfect accompaniment.

mike sucks
 
Mike was better. I still like Joel, I wouldnt call him bad as Torre is but I perfer Mike's humour and as Torre says Joel never seemed comfortable being there.

I'm listening to Rifftrax now :D
 
omg i was flipping threw and seen dane cook doing a comedy show and i felt bad for him i see what you all mean this guys sucks and he screamed alot

And steals material even more than screaming.
 
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