When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind?

[Ike Stain]

For me it's usually, "Damn—that was the best five hundred dollars I ever spent!"

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

"Thank god the body is still warm"

 

[feelfree]

I just enjoyed the feeling. There weren't any thoughts in my mind.

 

[Ike Stain]

"Thank god the body is still warm"

I wanna party with you!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

What should I have for breakfast?

 

[Hot Mega]

Who the fuck thinks when they 'sperm' in a woman??:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Depending on the circumstances....if the first chance you get to think is when you're cumming, it's too late for any thought worth considering.:o

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I wanna party with you!

Bring your own shovel.

 

[braindamaged62]

Bring your own shovel.

You guys crackle me up....:elaugh:

 

[Ike Stain]

Who the fuck thinks when they 'sperm' in a woman??

Right, but after the actual spermation, at some point a thought enters your head. That's what I'm asking.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I don't think, I'm to busy cumming

 

[ApolloBalboa]

"I wonder what's on tv?"

 

[Ike Stain]

"I wonder what's on tv?"

This is a man with his priorities straight!

 

[braindamaged62]

Bring your own shovel.

This is a man with his priorities straight!

Can someone get me a beer?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Right, but after the actual spermation

I think we need to start more conjugating of the word 'sperm' (yes, I know it's a noun, but let's verbify ....)

I sperm
I am sperming
I have spermed
We are spermers


and my thought is still about breakfast. Or Lunch. Or Dinner. Or a snack. Or if next time I should pretend she is Lindsay Lohan and not Michelle Trachtenburg

 

[shimmy2]

here is $25 now go to the pharmacy asap, buy the "PlanB" pill, show me the receipt and swallow it in front of me. true story!

 

[rock hard]

"What a great girl for letting me cum in her ass......oh shit...what was her name again??!!"

 

[Hot Mega]

Right, but after the actual spermation, at some point a thought enters your head. That's what I'm asking.

Oh...okay..so you meant 'after' not 'when' then.

In that case I would say it depends. But some I've had in the past were; how long is she going to be here before she leaves in the morning, how many times did she cum if any, this would have been fucked up if I didn't have extra condoms, damn!! THAT-SHIT-WAS-GOOOOD!!, where are my underwear, her ass is niiice...fuck!!, that shit was lame...how can a chick be this fine and this lame at the same time, should I go to sleep or see if she wants to go again, I have to go...., etc.

 

[Ike Stain]

I think we need to start more conjugating of the word 'sperm'

Oh, it's definitely also a verb.

Just like "masturbate" is a verb as in "I masturbate", but also a noun as in "I covered her face with my masturbate"*.

*Note that pronunciation in the noun form is master-bit. ([i.e. "ejaculate" (verb) and "ejaculate" (noun)]

 

[The Grasshopper]

I have on occasion decided to moan like Lex Steele just for the fuck of it.

 

[Ike Stain]

here is $25 now go to the pharmacy asap, buy the "PlanB" pill, show me the receipt and swallow it in front of me. true story!

Never let it be said that this is not a man who doesn't know how to party.